Unicorn Appreciation Day

Raven Effect

That's what I call hamburgers
Core 'Shroom Staff
Retired Wiki Staff
I refuse to accept celebration that's not a national holiday/month
 

Pokemon DP

God I'm good at being an owl
Retired Wiki Staff

if you believe in magic~

(also, you can get that item free in-game if you buy the real inflatable Balloonicorn in the Valve store. Which is $20. Fuck you)
 

Mario4Ever

A price for everything.
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The only thing for which unicorns are useful is keeping Voldemort alive.
 

Bop1996

Power Star
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Much to my dismay, it turns out that unicorns did not originate from Egyptian, Greek, Roman, Norse, or Saxon mythology, so I cannot find anything witty to say about this holiday (except possibly what M4E said). I eagerly await Pegasus Appreciation Day.
 

Mario4Ever

A price for everything.
Retired Wiki Staff
Monobear said:
I eagerly await Pegasus Appreciation Day.
I eagerly await Bellerophon Unappreciation Day.
 

Pokemon DP

God I'm good at being an owl
Retired Wiki Staff
Oh my goodness! Is it Balloonicorn? The Mayor of Pyroland? Don't be ridiculous, we're talking about an inflatable unicorn. He's the Municipal Ombudsman. Between you and me, Balloonicorn's a joke down at City Hall. Gary Brottman, the inflatable Sewer Superintendent, is sleeping with Balloonicorn's wife. Anyway, when he's riding around on your shoulder don't mention ANY of this to him, because Balloonicorn is on a hair trigger and he's usually pretty drunk.
 
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