Give the next poster an item

[Kingfawful4321]

Who needs a DVD player when you have this?




Next user gets love.

 

[Mintiously]

Next person gets something purple (You choose)

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Wild n Reckless sherbet, sure.

Next user gets a giant laser shooter.

 

[Mintiously]

-Shoots Wario with it-

Next person gets egg nog.

 

[Paper Iggy Koopa]

Yum...not bad on my first sip

Next user gets my Scepter

 

[TinTinfinite]

*passes it to Ludwig*

Next user gets a golden ticket to Nintendo of America HQ at Redmond, Washington.

 

[Paper Mario]

Yay! Now I will go convince Reggie to put Fawful in more games.

Next user gets an old run-down supercomputer.

 

[Mintiously]

IALREADYHAVEACOMPUTER!

Next person gets a copy of Assassin's Creed.

 

[Megamario15]

The next poster gets a Mega Mushroom.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Can I have your copy of Assassin's Creed?

Anyway, my dietician is going to go nuts about this, no doubt.

Next user gets a machine gun.

 

[Paper Mario]

*gives it to Wario*

Next user gets a WFC 11-12-55 tube.

 

[Megamario15]

Well, you would say that, judging by your sig. *Powers Voyager Spacecraft*
Next user to post gets a goomba.

 

[Paper Mario]

stomps

next user gets a crushed goomba corpse

 

[Nate Jacobs]

(Mails it to a sissy girl)

Next user gets a pizza with beans (anyone get the reference?)

 

[Megamario15]

*Eats pizza, plants beans and climbs up beanstalk to get golden goose.*
I don't get your reference. Do you get mine?
Next user to post gets a one-way trip to Bowser's castle. Look for this tour guide:

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Oh boy, I hope Bowser doesn't try destroying me. I'll convince my tour guide.

*never seen again*

Next user gets a Sherman tank.

 

[Megamario15]

*Blows Bowser up with tank*
You do realise that your tour guide was Bowser Jr., right?
Next poster gets this adorable kitty!

:grumpycat:

 

[Paper Mario]

The broken smiley does nothing.

Next user gets an adorable little troll.

 

[Megamario15]

*Feeds it to the unwanted kitty*
The next user to post gets a cartoonish lump on the head!

I guess nobody wants a lump on the head. Who wants $1,000,000?

 

[TinTinfinite]

Who wants $1,000,000?

*gives it to charity*

Next user gets an iPhone 10 from the future.

 

[Megamario15]

Who wants $1,000,000?

*gives it to charity*

Next user gets an iPhone 10 from the future.

I'll take that. I don't even have a phone.

How about the lump on the head?

 

[Paper Mario]

*clunk*

WHY I OUGHTAAAA---

Next user gets an adorable rat in a cage.

 

[Megamario15]

I'll put it right next to my cat.
*meows*

Next user gets a megaphone and sleeping pills to give to the user after that.

*clunk*

Why are you calling for Dragonfreak?

Hammers make the *clonk* sound.

 

[RedShell]

THE NEXT USER WILL GET MAH SLEEPING PILLS

 

[Megamario15]

I'll take those

Guess what the megaphone is for.

Next user gets earplugs