Give the next poster an item

[Lumastar]

I feed them to Daisy and send her off to North Korea.

Next user gets the world's largest taco, but they must eat it in one go.

Spoiler: It's a secret to everybody.

BTW, it was Anton's hair.

 

[TinTinfinite]

OMNOMNOMNOM

Next user gets a Happy Meal.

 

[Lee Chaolan]

I HATE CHEAP TOYS!!!
*chucks toy at next user*

 

[Mintiously]

Ooh, Toad and the Mario hat! SQUEEE! In reward, I give Ninelevendo anothe capsule filled with candy.


Next user gets a Krabby Patty

 

[Lumastar]

*eats Krabby Patty* Good, but it's a tad bit too salty.

Next user gets a Cracker Launcher from Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

 

[Lee Chaolan]

MAHAHAHAAH......
Next user will witness the use of the Cracker Launcher on their face.

 

[Mintiously]

*aims the fire cracker at the sky* Ooh, pretty fireworks!

Next person gets a baby version of themselves

 

[Xiahou Dun]

I can't babysit a Baby Mario. I just... egh.

Next person gets a cannon with unlimited ammo, but can't shoot it at me.

 

[Lumastar]

*shoots Electronic Arts's headquarters*

Next user gets to test Candy Crush Saga for the Wii U.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Tested it. It's terrible and I have died of coporate whoring and diabetes.

Next user can borrow my DVD player.

 

[Lord Bowser]

SLIGHTLY OUTDATED TECHNOLOGY
IT BURNSSSS

Next user gets the Triforce of Power.

 

[Lumastar]

I now have two-thirds of the Triforce! If I find the Triforce of Wisdom, I will be unstoppable.

-huh? I mean "so sparkly!"

Next user gets a disk containing every episode from the second season of Gravity Falls.