Give the next poster an item

[Recon-Seven]

*Looks at Luigi*

Next user gets this song stuck in their head (it's my (official?) theme song):

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Curses!

Next user gets this:

 

[chuggaconroy]

Kills it
The next one gets waluigi

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

*kills it*

Next user gets this:

 

[TinTinfinite]

*tells Duck Hunt dog that he is going to be a new challenger in SSB4*

Next user gets a NES zapper.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

*zaps dog with it*

Next user gets Doge.

 

[Recon-Seven]

Wow, such emoticon, much overused meme.

*zaps doge with NES Zapper*

Next user gets Cream the Rabbit.

 

[NEXandGBX]

*zaps Cream with NES zapper*

Next user gets Zapped Cream the Rabbit.

 

[Goomba98]

*un-zaps Cream by playing Song of Time*

Next user gets this stuck in their head:

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Meh.

Next user gets Pink Gold Peach.

 

[Goomba98]

I question how she can change her outfit when riding a bike, and hypothesize that there are two Pink Gold Peaches.

Next user gets a portal to the alternate reality where Porplemontage is known as Watered Down and he doesn't have to spell correctly.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

I'm confused

Next user gets this:

 

[3D Player 2004]

*runs*

Next user gets a Bob-omb.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

*throws at Waluigi, making him explode*

Next user gets exploded Waluigi

 

[NEXandGBX]

*extracts the explosion from Waluigi, making another Bob-omb*

Next user gets Waluigi and a Bob-omb.

 

[Lord Bowser]

*blows up *

next user gets the carcass

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

*feeds carcass to Yoshi's*

Next user gets this:

 

[Goomba98]

Ummm... no.

Next user gets a keystone.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Cool!

Next user gets Bikini Waluigi.

 

[Lord Bowser]

*gouges out eyes*

next user gets the aforementioned eyes

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

*throws in garbage*

Next user gets this:

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Oh no

Next user gets a Red Shell to the face

 

[TinTinfinite]

*ducks*

Next user gets a Spiny Shell to the face.

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Oh crap.

Next user gets hit by a Bullet Bill.

 

[NEXandGBX]

And now i'm in last place.

Next user gets bumped off of the ledge by a red shell that "wasn't" thrown by me.