Give the next poster an item

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Ouch.

Next user gets hit by a guy with star then triple red shells.

 

[Boozooka]

OH DEARY ME.

Next user gets hit by a black shell.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

ok

Next user gets this:

 

[Mintiously]

*Bowser burns it*
NEXT PERSON GETS A YOSHI OF THEIR CHOICE!

 

[Lumastar]

Yay! I'll take either green or blue. I would prefer green.

Next user gets an invitation to join Super Smash Bros. 4.

 

[NEXandGBX]

*insert intro card here*

Next user gets beat up by a Mii replica of themselves.

 

[Lord Bowser]

I wish I hadn't changed my avatar then...

Next user gets a plush of their Mii.

*Bowser burns it*

I did no such thing

 

[Boo Diddly]

Meh

Next user gets a 1-Up Mushroom.

 

[Lumastar]

Thanks!

Next user gets a ticket to ride Ridley.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Hooray! *uses Ridley to tortue Waluigi*

Next user gets Poison Ivy

 

[marioman1213]

*burns it*

Next user gets

 

[Lord Bowser]

how the hell could you give me myself...?

Next user gets a copy of Tomodachi Life.

 

[marioman1213]

*plays it on broken 3DS*

Next user gets a copy of SSBM

 

[Lord Bowser]

I already have one, so... *sells*

Next user gets a solid gold 3DS XL with diamond screens.

 

[marioman1213]

How do you play with a diamond screen...?

Next user gets a pearl.

 

[Lord Bowser]

How do you play with a diamond screen...?

They're like normal screens, but cannot get scratched at all. Ever.

*sells pearl then buys Wii U*

Next user gets a moldy slice of bread.

 

[marioman1213]

*feeds it to Nabber*

Next user gets some sweet shades.

 

[Lord Bowser]

hail yesz

Next user gets a gallon of chloroform.

 

[Boo Diddly]

...

Next user gets 1000 dollars.

 

[NEXandGBX]

*puts it in bank for later use*

Next user gets another them.

 

[Shyghoul]

*eats them*

next user gets a bowl of pasta

 

[Lumastar]

What type?

Next user gets a planet (about the size of Chicago rolled into a ball) shaped like their face.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Shy Guy Planet?

Next user gets Doge.

 

[Lumastar]

So happy. So wow.

Next user gets a golden Gamecube Controller that actually works and is not too heavy to hold.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Next user gets an adult-size diaper.