Give the next poster an item

*Rips it*


Next user gets the next user and the next user.
 
kills both Users .
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Next user gets a box.
 
Defends Mario and and i slice Bowser in half.
Next user gets a Ice Flower.
 
I Throw Bob-omb at koopas.
Next User get a rocket launcher.
 
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRR I CAN'T EVEN GAME ON THIS THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*beats you to death with mac, then sells both you and mac on ebay as slightly used*


next user gets the profits from my ebay sales
 
I get a rolled up bit of cotton as the only profit, and kill archen with that rolled up bit of cotton.

Next user gets the cotton.
 
I sell the cotton and make a fortune


next person gets a copy of poke'mon soul silver with a save defect
 
I kill you for giving me a sh*t copy of a sh*t game (HOW BOUT CARDIOVASCULAR SYSTEM CRYSTAL, I'D LOVE THAT!)

Next user gets archen's body.