Give the next poster an item

*Rips it*


Next user gets the next user and the next user.
 
kills both Users .
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Next user gets a box.
 
that's not and item ergo i do nothing

next user gets a sword and shield
 
Defends Mario and and i slice Bowser in half.
Next user gets a Ice Flower.
 
I Throw Bob-omb at koopas.
Next User get a rocket launcher.
 
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRR I CAN'T EVEN GAME ON THIS THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*beats you to death with mac, then sells both you and mac on ebay as slightly used*


next user gets the profits from my ebay sales
 
I get a rolled up bit of cotton as the only profit, and kill archen with that rolled up bit of cotton.

Next user gets the cotton.
 
I sell the cotton and make a fortune


next person gets a copy of poke'mon soul silver with a save defect
 
I kill you for giving me a sh*t copy of a sh*t game (HOW BOUT CARDIOVASCULAR SYSTEM CRYSTAL, I'D LOVE THAT!)

Next user gets archen's body.
 
Terrorist jokes aren't funny, bucko. I'm not doing anything with it...okay, you want me to do something with it? Fine. I give it to Wario, and watch him drive off into the distance.

Next user gets a car with no steering.
 
I crash it into you

and I wasn't making a terrorist joke, btw I can't think of a single successful act of terrorism that used a nuclear bomb, afaik the only ones who ever used them were the americans, I was thinking of a random explosive

next user gets to read my apology rant, jk, they get a hundred cents
 
Meh, ninety nine cents is better. *throws away money*

Next user gets a Pikachu doll.
 
I'll sell it for... no, I'll keep it.

Next user gets a chicken.
 
AUGH, BAD CHICKEN, BAD CHICKEN!!!

Next user gets this crazy chicken..... ow.....
 
*plays Pokemon Emerald* NO, I LOST TO FLANNERY!! MY LIFE IS OVER!!

Next user gets a fainted Grovyle.
 
NO! NOT THE LEAF BLADE! NOT THE LEAF BLADE!

Next user gets a badly injured Jaden.
 
I feed Jaden to the grovle


next user gets an evil chicken (yes, I stole the key to your cage)
 
Kills evil chicken
Next user gets a dancing cow.
 
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