Give the next poster an item

[Smashley]

[me=Smasher]eats it[/me]

next poster gets dirt.

 

[Soundless Voice]

*Buries my annoying friend John*

Next person gets a pair of sunglasses.

 

[IceShadow1199]

*Buries my annoying friend John*

Next person gets a pair of sunglasses.

I'm named John so are you talking about me???

*uses the sunglasses*

Next person will get a Lava Bubble pet.

 

[LN1]

Erm....
I release it into a volcano for no reason at all except maybe to not get burned.
Next person will get a Sandvich.

 

[IceShadow1199]

*eats the Sandwich*

Next user will get a CD player.

 

[Yoshi K]

*sells it because I already have an iPod*

Next user gets a ? Block.

 

[Cirdec]

*got a mushroom*

Next user gets a mini mushroom.

 

[NSY]

*avoids it*

Next user gets a hard copy of Homestuck

 

[Gumball Machine]

Sells it to Javelin.

Next person gets a taco.

 

[RandomGuy]

Om nom nom
Next person gets a parrot, courtesy of Bianca Castiofiore

 

[Lakituthequick]

*Learns it to say my name*

Next user gets an Apple. (the fruit)

 

[Cirdec]

*eats the apple*

Next user gets an umbrella.

 

[Yoshi K]

*sells it on a rainy day*

Next user gets a pet Koopa Troopa.

 

[Cirdec]

*Throws it to a swarm of Goombas to get 1UPs*

Next user gets a gold flower.

 

[Smg2daisy]

*thank you*
Next user gets a chocolate.

 

[NSY]

*Eats it*

Next user is given a Deep Fried Mars Bar

 

[Cirdec]

*throws it in a dustbin*

Next user gets a pen.

 

[Smg2daisy]

Thanks.
Next user gets a scarf

 

[Revin]

Take it back, I don't want it.

Next user gets cheese.

 

[Cirdec]

Eat it yourself or I throw it.

Next user gets a stethoscope.

 

[Revin]

Om nom nom, delicious.

Fix'd that for you, Cirdec.

What do I need one of those things for? Seriously?

Next user also gets cheese.

 

[RandomGuy]

Farts
Next person gets a molasses bomb

 

[Yoshi K]

*throws it*

Next person gets a size-changing machine.

 

[SKmaric]

*Makes all food items bigger to stop starvation around the world*

Next person gets a half eaten sandwich (you don't want to know who ate the other half).

 

[RandomGuy]

I gave it to Waluigi
I will give a free trauma-inducing WitF comic!