How do I become cool?

Because it's a good song?
 
Puddin_ said:
cool is a matter of opinion, not fact. there's nothing you can do to automatically "become cool" but these wouldn't hurt:
  • be nice to people in the community where you want to be seen as cool
  • show people in the community where you want to be seen as cool that you care about what they have to say. listen and respond to their opinions
  • contribute to the community where you want to be seen as cool
wtf was i smoking when i wrote this
 
the best way to become cool: don't change your damn theme every five seconds

the next way: don't ask questions like this

the last way: be neptune, but don't be neptune, cuz you can't handle the cool
 
Fuck everything that moves and smoke a lot of dope
 
protect the innocent and kill all evil

use so much power protecting the innocent your shirt explodes

also regenerate your previously exploded shirt into a new one of the same design next episode.
 
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