Mario's Nightmare (Add however much you want to the story)

Then Indiana Jones came in and sliced the Talking Fish up.
 
Mario ran crying, then the hobo kitty ate him. Only to throw up a hairball...
 
Which fell down on Peach, killing her instantly. Mario said "Whoo hoo free games" and ran to Peach's house and stole all her gaming systems and games. By doing this, Mario was senteced to Davy Jones locker.
 
He then exploded. He's back at Peach's Castle, the Hobo Kitty comes back eating the game systems, Mario yells "MAMA MIA!! YOU-A-STUPID HOBO!!!" and runs off.
 
Mario runs off like a lunatic, but he remembers something... he left the systems and games behind... "oh, wait, I have a giant Hobo racing after me......... Why did I remind my-a-self?"
 
Then...

The camera shows Captain Falcon many miles above the stage, falling at a rapid speed, while playing a flaming guitar with his teeth. He gets bored and throws the guitar at a nearby mountain, causing the mountain to explode. Only instead of debris, pornography comes flying out of the explosion, which Captain Falcon looks at while eating raw meat, drinking beer, and flexing his biceps.

He gets bored with the pornography, so he destroys it all with his chest hair, which he can grow at will. He finishes his raw meat and beer, so he eats the beer glass, like a real man. He still has quite a long way to go before he crashes into the stage, so he starts striking manly poses, while shooting bullets out of his iron nipples. These bullets explode upon impact with the ground, launching a flaming truck into the air, straight towards Captain Falcon, who slices it in half before it can reach him with the force created by him flexing his pecks.

As he passes the gas tank, which became detached, he falcon punches it causing it to explode with the force of a nuclear warhead. This propels Captain Falcon towards the stage at an incredible speed.

Captain Falcon crashes into the stage with a pelvic thrust, done at near the speed of light. He climbs out of the crater he created, and flexes every muscle in his body at the same time. The incredible force created by this kills everyone within a 500 mile radius, and every female in the universe climaxes.


Captain Falcon then says "Show me yo moves!"

Captain Falcon Falcon Punches the giant Hobo.
 
Then Captain Falcon is killed by Kent C. Koopa. Mario cries because he's not strong enough to beat him and has to pay 100 coins to pass. :(
 
Then Bowser fell down from the sky and transfromed into a mix of a Goomba and a Thwomp. Then a Scuttle Bug came and made him angry, so that he squashed Mario. Bowser, now called "Gomp" or "Thwomba", squashed the Scuttle Bug, too. Then its family got angry and they threw fruit at Thwompa (Bowser).
 
Thwhomba then runs home like a lunatic, and Mario is just laying there... and he starts eating the fruit and becomes more fat.
 
The world asplodes. Rosalina recreates it (46th time nao) and everyone is happy.