>Begin adventure.

Break closet door with fists
 
The closet door will not break!
You hear a knock at the door. Will you open it?
 
There is a man offering you a ticket to a Yankees baseball game for 90 dollars or a truffle for 10 dollars.
 
Tom Cruise considers your offer and accepts. Congratulations. I am getting bored of doing this, so I kill you and you go to the underworld.
 
You are in the Underworld. In front of you are the Pearly Gates; in back of you is a field of wandering. To the right are the Caves of Monsters Who Like To Meddle Too Much.