Favorite Joke?

Post-Damage Invincibility

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What's your favorite joke?
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Not yo cheese!
 

Puddin

eat the rich
Well here's some of my favorite one-liners.

One, but it will have to WANT to change.
DENIM DENIM DENIM
"Make me one with everything."
 

Zae

Donkey Kong
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"How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they beat the room for being black."
 

Baby Simones

Drink it slow, Doctor's orders
Post-Damage Invincibility said:
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Not yo cheese!
You kinda butchered the punchline.. That's "nacho cheese" would make more scence

Zae said:
"How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they beat the room for being black."
Thats a lil racist

Mason said:
DENIM DENIM DENIM
Hahaha

Anyway mine is What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede!!!
 

RandomGuy

Earth Adept
Everyone knows that mostly overrated and overabused joke about that chicken that loves jaywalking.(or is it chickenwalking?)
 

Magikrazy

Donkey Kong
What did the psychologist say when his patient came in wearing only shrink wrap?

"I can clearly see you're nuts"
 

Zae

Donkey Kong
Banned User
"Your mom is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck!"
 

Mario4Ever

A price for everything.
Retired Wiki Staff
In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. And the Earth
was without form, and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep.

And Satan said, "It doesn't get any better than this."

And God said, "Let there be light," and there was light.

And God said, "Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed,
and the fruit tree yielding fruit," and God saw that it was good.

And Satan said, "There goes the neighborhood."

And God said, "Let us make Man in our image, after our likeness, and let
them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the
air and over the cattle, and over all the Earth, and over every creeping
thing that creepeth upon the Earth." And so God created Man in his own
image; male and female created he them. And God looked upon Man and
Woman and saw that they were lean and fit.

And Satan said, "I know how I can get back in this game."

And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach,
green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live
long and healthy lives.

And Satan created McDonald's. And McDonald's brought forth the 99-cent
double cheeseburger.

And Satan said to Man, "You want fries with that?"

And Man said, "Supersize them." And Man gained 5 pounds.

And God created the healthful yoghurt, that woman might keep her
figure that man found so fair.

And Satan brought forth chocolate. And Woman gained 5 pounds.

And God said, "Try my crispy fresh salad."

And Satan brought forth Ben and Jerry's. And Woman gained 10 pounds.

And God said, "I have sent thee heart-healthy vegetables and olive oil
with which to cook them."

And Satan brought forth chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own
platter.

And Man gained 10 pounds and his bad cholesterol went through the roof.

And God brought forth running shoes and Man resolved to lose those extra
pounds.

And Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control so Man would not
have to toil to change channels between ESPN and ESPN2.

And Man gained another 20 pounds.

And God said, "You're running up the score, Devil." And God brought
forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low in fat and brimming with
nutrition.

And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center
into chips and deep-fat fried them. And he created sour cream dip also.

And Man clutched his remote control and ate the potato chips swaddled in
cholesterol. And Satan saw and said, "It is good."

And Man went into cardiac arrest.

And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.

And Satan created HMO's.
 

Uniju

Hazukashii serifu kinshi
Bananas. :dk:
 

Dark Light

Cherries and Berries
What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck
 

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Baby Simones said:
Post-Damage Invincibility said:
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Not yo cheese!
You kinda butchered the punchline.. That's "nacho cheese" would make more scence
REALLY?! After all these years, I only seen that joke written and I always wondered what was so special about it! I finally see it! ROFFLLMAFFuckingAO
 

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SupahMario25 said:
What did the big chimney say to the little chimey


Your to young to smoke

HHAHAHAHAHHA
So funny I forgot to laugh!
 

Pyro

Power Star
Why didn't the Luvdisc attack the wild Pokemon?

It simply didn't have the HEART to!
 

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What did Mario say to... no wait I don't think I can tell that on here too many minors on here (myself included)
 

SKmarioman

King Bowser
Why did Mario get sick at Desert Land?
Because the mummies wouldn't stop coffin.
 

Scarecrow von Steuben

I'm very friendly.
Baby Simones said:
Viceroy Bubbles von Salamancer said:
Baby Simones said:
Anyway mine is What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede!!!
It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.
EXACTLY!!!

Uh... I don't get it.
 
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