I want to get interviewed on Late Night with Tabuu and Mason!

Contra(dictory)

also I hang out here, I guess
Whoa now, this isn't a sign-up place. No guarantees.

But if you want to get interviewed, tell me or Mase and we'll think about it. If we don't want to interview, we'll turn you down with all the subtlety of a sledgehammer brutally and make you cry for weeks gently. I hate sign-up sheets, but I see no reason not to put this out there.
 
Can I sign up?
 
What's the difference between saying I want to be interviewed and asking if you can sign up?
 
Tabuu rubs his hands together.

"It's working..." he says, grinning demonically, "All my plans are coming to fruition!" He pauses at the confused stares of the other people in the topic.

"Well," he says, having totally not just hinted at some evil plan, "I'll talk to Mason about it and see what he thinks."
 
Don't Fear said:
Tabuu rubs his hands together.

"It's working..." he says, grinning demonically, "All my plans are coming to fruition!" He pauses at the confused stares of the other people in the topic.

"Well," he says, having totally not just hinted at some evil plan, "I'll talk to Mason about it and see what he thinks."
Wait how could you have known we would be confused after all you completed these actions before anybody had actually seen your post
 
Matlock said:
Don't Fear said:
Tabuu rubs his hands together.

"It's working..." he says, grinning demonically, "All my plans are coming to fruition!" He pauses at the confused stares of the other people in the topic.

"Well," he says, having totally not just hinted at some evil plan, "I'll talk to Mason about it and see what he thinks."
Wait how could you have known we would be confused after all you completed these actions before anybody had actually seen your post

Because normal people get confused when they see guys randomly talking about evil plans.

Which I totally wasn't.