Things You Believe Will Never Happen in a Pokemon Game

[Super Mario the Hedgehog]

A protagonist that isn't white.

 

[Super Mario the Hedgehog]

Pikachu getting an evolution that doesn't look ugly.

 

[User4042]

Pikachu getting an evolution that doesn't look ugly.

Raichu is the best Pokemon! Raichu is cute!

Getting a character based off Mario

 

[Gumball Machine]

Poison being super-effective on more types.

 

[Magikrazy]

Goku making a cameo appearance.
A Pokemon based on Lady Gaga.
A region without Pokemon.
Barack Obama appearing.
appearing.

 

[Pandapowah]

Luvdisc and Farfetch'd having an evolution...

Alomomola was a great chance for a Luvdisc evolution but that was missed too...

 

[Super Mario the Hedgehog]

Pikachu getting an evolution that doesn't look ugly.

Raichu is the best Pokemon! Raichu is cute!

Getting a character based off Mario

There is a reason my Pikachu is level 100 and on the front of my team while I keep about six Thunder Stones in my bag.

Also, Normal moves being effective against ANYTHING.
Light Type being introduced.
Remakes of third installments.
Mascots being normal Pokemon like RBGY.

 

[Uniju]

A Pokemon based on Lady Gaga.

That one actually might happen at some point. There'r already Ganguro and Goth Loli Pokémon. Could Lady Gaga's inane bullshit be considered an emerging fashion movement in Japan? I don't know anything about fashion movements.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Pikachu getting an evolution that doesn't look ugly.

Raichu is the best Pokemon! Raichu is cute!

Getting a character based off Mario

There is a reason my Pikachu is level 100 and on the front of my team while I keep about six Thunder Stones in my bag.

Because you're playing Pokemon Yellow and Pikachu refuses Thunderstones

I believe they'll never get rid of HMs in a Pokemon game

 

[Super Mario the Hedgehog]

Pikachu getting an evolution that doesn't look ugly.

Raichu is the best Pokemon! Raichu is cute!

Getting a character based off Mario

There is a reason my Pikachu is level 100 and on the front of my team while I keep about six Thunder Stones in my bag.

Because you're playing Pokemon Yellow and Pikachu refuses Thunderstones

I believe they'll never get rid of HMs in a Pokemon game

And he refuses those Thunder Stones because of yours truly.

Additionally, Missingno to ever return.
Johto to ever have a league of its own.
A starter trio that's Psychic, Dark, and Fighting. (Seriously, why doesn't Game Freak do it for the sake of originality? I felt it would've been a nice change of pace for Unova since it's located in another country from the previous four.)

 

[Magikrazy]

A region with all the Pokemon based on one thing.
A region lacking people.
A region without a professor.
Magikarp being good at all.
A non-perverted way to say "Metapod used Harden!"