Control the Throne

I drop a smoke bomb that evaporates all decoys. I find the real you and leave to roast at 360 degrees in an oven.

Throne Take!
 
An, but in reality you were only dreaming! Meanwhile, I sneak in and take the throne.
Throne get.
 
Ah, but his name is Midbus, not Mobius! Your sentence was flawed so I keep the throne.

Throne keep.
 
GigaKoloktos said:
@Nabber: If your Portal things matter, then Sonic things can also.

@Magikrazy:I kill you both with mah unreflectable lazah(mispelled on purpose).

Throne Steal?
After I tried to help you? You sir, are an original Benedict Arnold.
 
While you guys are fighting, I calmly take the throne and duct tape a sign to it saying RENT FOR 100 COINS.