Control the Throne

[Nabber]

There were so many grammar errors in that sentence that the Grammar Nazis come and kill you. I steal the throne.

Throne get.

 

[LN1]

I kill the nazis one by one(still quickly) and throw a coconut into your head and take the throne back while you're distracted and I go into a time and place no one knows of so no one will find me or the throne.

Throne Steal

 

[Nabber]

The universe collapses on itself and the throne comes back to me.
Throne get.

 

[LN1]

Sadly, the universe collapsing destroys the throne. Our only hope for the throne to come back is to fix that leak on the roof of the universe(you still would have to like , , or to get the throne). I call Mario to fix it and give him a good amount of coins and stars in exchange. Blablabla, I take a nibble of your food and it now has any sickness I had, and this applies to absolutely any food you will eat, no matter which it is. I steal the throne during the confusion.

Throne Steal.

 

[Dr. Javelin]

Sadly, the universe collapsing destroys the throne.

No no no

It's impossible to destroy the throne, so therefore all of your logic is invalid.

Nabber keeps the throne.

 

[LN1]

What the heck? You are supposed to try to get the throne. And no, if you say something is impossible, it's even more possible. Why, because the universe is messed up. So Um...

Something Happen

 

[Dr. Javelin]

You are supposed to try to get the throne.

I'm not required to.

Also today is opposite day so when you messed up the universe you un-messed it up, which also flipped opposite day to normal day.

While you sit there boggled, I grab the throne.

 

[Nabber]

I slice off your head with my light saber and steal throne.

Throne get.

 

[LN1]

Not boggled at all. Also, anything that happened, happened normally, no opposites since it's now normal day. I throw a melon to your head to distract you and take the throne.

Throne Steal by Using Fruit

 

[Nabber]

I throw the melon back and it hits you, so I steal the throne.

Throne Get.

 

[LN1]

I throw it back at you and I also throw a potato(raw) to your mouth. It tastes so bad you are distracted and I throw you to another dimension via a portal. I take the throne and meanwhile I kill Javelin.

Throne Steal

 

[Nabber]

The potato is actually GLaDOS, who helps me steal the throne in return for me giving her the portal gun back.

Throne get.

 

[GalacticPetey]

I have returned

Throne get

 

[LN1]

@nabber:Never played Portal, but I'm pretty sure GlaDOS is not a raw potato.

@Cell: You do nothing.

I then throw a watermelon which distracts you for a few seconds. I steal the throne.

Throne Steal

 

[GalacticPetey]

My presence destroys GigaKoloktos

Throne get

 

[LN1]

Hahahahhano. The most your presence does is make me have to get a new brain and pair of eyes.

Throne Steal.

 

[GalacticPetey]

I kamehameha your head off.

Throne get

 

[LN1]

It was a decoy head.

Throne Maintain

 

[GalacticPetey]

I vaporize your entire body and all decoys

Throne get

 

[LN1]

The body you vaporized was also a decoy. Just that only people smarter than you could get it.

Throne Maintain

 

[GalacticPetey]

I am perfect in all categories, there for you are dead.

Throne keep

 

[LN1]

If by categories you mean lying, you are right. You are only perfect in that.

Throne Maintain.

 

[GalacticPetey]

I kill you and all decoys, and blow up the universe for good measure.

Throne get

 

[LN1]

Sadly, that's suicide, and you can't come back since there's no universe. I reconstruct the universe without you. I steal the throne and kill anybody who tries to stop me.

Throne Steal.

 

[GalacticPetey]

One cell survived, I regenerated, yada yada yada. I kill you

Throne get