Control the Throne

His math teacher is my math teacher, and our substitute math teacher teaches stuff that wouldn't distract him. You leave in rage, and I slam Vin out of the throne with a completely black and Game-and-Watchy pan.
Throne get.
 
You get bored of sitting there infinetly and I have Kirby's sword and I slash you to Jupiter.
Throne get.
 
The cake turned into the law so the law is the lie and then the real law gave me the throne.
Throne get.
 
I make a forum, let you join it, ban you, and leave you astonished, fainted on the ground while I take the throne.
Throne get.
 
I get a(n) *insert really rare thing you collect* and throw it out the window. You go diving after it and I steal the throne.
Throne get.
 
Back