Control the Throne

[Toad Eightyfive]

I make you go to Alameda County Stadium for a ballgame. While you're away, I take the throne.

You know the drill, Throne get.

 

[UltimatePetey]

I drill your face.

Throne get.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

My face grows back, and I ship you to Bermuda.

Throne get.

 

[UltimatePetey]

I come back, and use a jackhammer on you

Throne get.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

I don't die, and the Jackhammer breaks. I then use my FCOA to beat you senseless, and I ship you to Eris (you know, the other dwarf planet?).

 

[UltimatePetey]

You forgot to say Throne Get and you didn't realize that even after I posted.

Throne keep.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

I don't die, and the Jackhammer breaks. I then use my FCOA to beat you senseless, and I ship you to Eris (you know, the other dwarf planet?).

Throne get

Fixed.

Throne get.

 

[UltimatePetey]

I bite your finger and you run off crying.

Throne get.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Yes, I do run off. I run to the throne and sit on it.

Throne get.

 

[Daniel Dyce]

I swoop in and blow your head off with a Shotgun
Throne get

 

[Dr. Shroob]

I hit you with a bat.

Throne get.

 

[Dryite]

I throw a blooper on your face and you die from lack of air.
Throne get.

 

[Daniel Dyce]

I get up and hit you with a cream pie blinding you than i drop kick you out a window
Throne get

 

[Dr. Shroob]

I land a Starshroom on you. Throne get.

 

[UltimatePetey]

I give you The Blorbs and you die.

Throne get.

 

[Daniel Dyce]

I kick your head in causing you to go into a coma
Throne get

 

[Dryite]

ROUNDHOUSE KICK!
Throne get.

 

[Dr. Shroob]

I zap your head with a laser. I take the throne and dig underground. Throne get.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

You die for no reason whatsoever. And you don't come back to life on this astral plane.

Throne get.

 

[Daniel Dyce]

I kill you with baby tears
Throne get

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

But I am immune to baby tears.

Throne keep

 

[Daniel Dyce]

I stab you in the throat and cut your head off with my sword
Throne get

 

[Dryite]

I straight up eat you.
Throne get.

 

[Daniel Dyce]

I use my magical top hat to expand causing you to explode allowing me to escape
Throne get

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

I eat your Magical Top Hat, rendering you powerless. I proceed to beat you senseless.

Throne get.