Control the Throne

I use my Magical Monocle to reform than i go back in time and kill wario for his betrayal i than stick a capsule of Cyanide into your mouth and unload 6 shots from a standard Glock into you back
Throne keep
 
My first experiment was to discover whether lab rats can survive drinking lead. Obviously you can't so you died a long time ago and you can't have stolen the throne. Therefore everything that happened after that post didn't happen because I messed up the supposed timeline.

Throne get.
 
Once again i use my magical Monocle to reform and go back in time and tamper with the Potion neutralizing the effect so that they don't kill me but return me to my original form setting the timeline back to the way it was with me as king
Throne keep
 
My Top scientist cures me and i Shoot all of you with my Tommy gun
Throne get