Control the Throne

One of my character's powers is immunity to mind reading, because I hate that stupid OP ability with a passion. Read the Mariowikian Chronicles for more info.

Throne get because of my hatred of mind-reading.
 
I trap every user of the forums in a room filled with poison mushrooms, disguised as starmen. All the users eat them, and then I take the throne to a place that nobody can guess where it is.
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Throne Get!
 
I devise an antidote to counteract the poison mushrooms, drink it, and give it to everyone else. Theirs is also a brainwashing potion that makes them my loyal slaves. I order them to search for the throne. Eventually they get the throne.

Throne get.
 
I make everyone ugly mutants, spray their eyes with Old Spice, and then I put mind control helmets on them. They take and hide the throne somewhere in a universe. The thing is, they have blindfolds on them, so they have no idea where they put it. They also took away all superpowers or extraordinary powers from people, especially mind control...except for the mind control I put over them. Now, I erase their memories and escape, sitting right right behind where the Throne is, surrounded by invisible mines, and 18,000 shotguns. It only shoots other people though. So....your move. Try and die, or stay away and live. I win...or do I?
 
Nice try, but as you can see from my avatar, I'm already a mutant, and I've already been mind controlled once by the Shredder's computer virus, but I was given a vaccine. So I'm unaffected. Plus, I'm a ninja, so I can still see even with my eyes covered. I push you aside and take the throne.

Throne get.
 
I throw you and cause you to fly all the way into a Mario Kart race where you target the lead racer.

Content with my success, I use my propeller suit to descend safely into the throne (which now belongs to me).
 
I leave Chuck Norris, Captain Falcon, and Bruce Lee to destroy every user on the forums. They try to escape, they fall into a lava pit. I take my throne back, make everyone except for Chuck, Captain Falcon, and Bruce blind, and then put the throne around 500 atomic bombs, that explode when motion is sensed by someone else's footsteps. So, once again, I win. ;D Throne Get.
 
Someone steps on the atomic bombs. You failed to realize that you will die of radiation poisoning from the nuclear fallout even if you survive the blast, and you die years later. Captain Falcon and Bruce Lee also die, but Chuck Norris survives. He takes the throne, but then realizes that he has a better one and leaves us puny mortals to squabble over the throne. I get my robot minions to grab the throne and stuff it in a lead box until the radiation has expired.

Throne get.


And nukes are overrated. Didn't you even consider the radiation problem? The biggest bomb humanity has ever created was Tsar Bomba, a Russian nuke that had 50 megatons of explosive. And that was the scaled down version. The maximum yield was 100 megatons and would have created enough fallout to render Europe, Asia, and maybe Africa uninhabitable.
 
I set you Pokemon loose. It turns out: they hate you and would simply love it if they were allowed to kill you.
Throne getty.
 
1. Only the Original Trainer can release Pokemon.
2. I treat my Pokemon with respect and I don't treat them as slaves.
3. Pokemon Black/White proved that Pokemon are better with humans.

Throne get because of your logical fallacies.
 
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