Control the Throne

Your a noob comapred to me so i jack your throne
Throne get
 
I convince Raoul to work together with me to steal the throne while you're sleeping in another room, then, once we've left your place, I point a gun at him and tell him to beat it, keeping the throne for myself.
Throne get
 
I'm so noobish you are shocked and paralyzed with fear (for something that noobish MUST have some sort of disease ;)). once I touch the throne, you are afraid to touch it (Again, afraid I might have some noobish disease) and just let me walk away with it.
Throne Get.
 
Raoul ÇaRoule, being a n00b isn't counted in how long you're available, it's counted as your behaviour, but people keep mistaking this.

Throne Get.
 
I throw a fake bomb at you and the throne. you run. fake bomb does nothing. I take throne while you running.

THE DUDE GOT A THRONE!
 
you have too short explanations, which means you are too lazy to write long ones. that makes you so lazy, you just sit and watch me take the throne.
Throne Get.
 
you saw your signiature. while trying to decide which is the real mario, I pull throne from under your butt.
Throne Get.
 
I farted on the throne, so you go wash your hands. While you do that, I steal your throne.
Throne get.

(and FYI both are the real Mario)