Control the Throne

You get drowned into in, and I take the throne, go with the USA gobernment and they made an entire Mafia my bodyguards

Throne get
 
I am in the Mafia, and so I cunningly take the throne.Then, I get a random guy as my bodyguard, and its not any of ye.
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I spill out laughin' gas in a room were I summoned all of you, then scape with the throne before being affected by the gas

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I laugh so hard that you get blown to Uranus. Throne get. Mine.
 
I didnt go to a room, coz I knew you had a plot.And, just a laugh.
So, gus, I guess that means the throne is mine.
 
DHalliwell said:
Since you broke the rule you created by yourself, killing is right now D:

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I threw her out a window but she didn't die.
I give the the throne a little poke and you run away.
Throne gettish.
 
Okay, nearly killing is right? She did it twice
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I become popular and my fake friends steal the throne for me

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