Control the Throne

[Yoshiwaker]

Since almost nobody understands you, nothing happens.
I prematurely start my mafia game so Giga doesn't notice. Then I modkill him, so he's sad. Then I take the throne while he is being sad.

 

[Goombella]

I broke your leg.
Throne get

 

[PokemonMaster]

I fnfhfhfvvnbsgbchsbdfjthhrguthrgffgfhfhrjayagtodjsudahsfjrjagfddewhileyoureadtherestoftehtext.
Throne get.

 

[Crackin355]

I Falcon Punch you off.
Throne Get.

 

[Goombella]

I get my Pikachu to hit you with lightning.
Throne Get

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

I steal the throne while you're distracted gettin' the Pokemon to do that, and do a law that forbids girls to abuse their right of knocking men.

Throne get

 

[Crackin355]

I Farted, You all Died.
Throne Get!

 

[Goombella]

I was wearing a gas mask.
Throne get.

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Me too.

Throne get

 

[Goombella]

You copied me, so I screamed.My scream(unitentially, of course) burst your eardrums, and knocked you over.
Throne Get

 

[PokemonMaster]

Mario burns you.
Throne get.