Control the Throne

[ralphfan]

I reassemble them and since you're broke, I repo the throne.

Throne get.

 

[New Super Mario]

I throw a goomba at you. You fall into the acid pit I built

THRONE STOLEN!

 

[ralphfan]

You lose the game and kill yourself out of despair.

Throne get.

 

[New Super Mario]

So do you

THRONE STOLEN!

 

[ralphfan]

You hurt your spleen.

Throne get.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

I throw his spleen at you. His spleen loses the game and commits suicide and explodes in your face. You are covered in spleen blood so you go to the bathroom to wash it off.

THRONE GET!

 

[New Super Mario]

I get a bar of soap and throw it at you. You fall into the acid pit (I am so glad I built that)

Throne Stolen!

 

[Nathan Fielder]

My bones come back (as it is halloween) and drag you in...

The throne is free for the taking of anyone except me and New Super Mario

 

[New Super Mario]

The again! You just dragged my clone in! Throne Kept!

 

[Nathan Fielder]

I drag the real you in.

 

[New Super Mario]

Aww.......

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

Well then, I take the throne and run away with it.

THRONE STOLEN!!!

 

[Nathan Fielder]

I fall through the roof and knock you into the acid pit. I remove it 'cause it's getting boring.

 

[New Super Mario]

Aww........ my acid pit

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

Hope you know that was a dummy. And now I send you to my bottomless pit, were it will take you forever to climb out of.

THRONE STILL MINE!

 

[New Super Mario]

Ahh? Hello? I am still here. I help Prince Fluff out of the pit by using my super long latter and we battle you in combat to destroy you

WE TAKE THE THRONE!

 

[ralphfan]

You die of pneumomoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis.

¡Throne get!

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Your iThrone runs out of charge.

THRONE GET!

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

Yeah, your computer breaks down, and New Super Mario's too.

THRONE GET!

 

[ralphfan]

I spank you for posting exactly three hours ago.

Throne get.

 

[YamiHoshi]

It's not exactly 3 hours, you're 13 seconds to late.

Throne Get!

 

[Nathan Fielder]

I burn you by looking at you.

THRONE GET!

 

[New Super Mario]

I take a welder's torch and burn you

THRONE STOLEN!

 

[ralphfan]

I point out the typo on your profile stuff.

Throne get.

 

[New Super Mario]

I fix it

Throne Stolen!