Control the Throne

[Baby Mario Bloops]

Sorry, you bought the one that was half-off replica. I bought the real one.

Throne Snatched!

 

[unit4545]

I lock it up in a safe, which is then filled with dynamite.

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

The safe is in your house, and the throne is invincible, so the dynamite destorys your house. I cross the debris and...

Throne stolen!!!

 

[RealMenOfGenius]

Oh look at this. What dies this do?
*picks up grenade, and throws at BMB*
I don't feel like getting too gorey, so let's just say:
THRONE GET!!!!!!!!

 

[SpinyMaster347]

I buy the throne off you.

Bargain.

 

[ralphfan]

I stab your eyes.

Throne get.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

I have no soul.

Throne Kept.

 

[ralphfan]

I've come for your pickle!

Throne get.

 

[YamiHoshi]

I don't have one.

Throne get, copied, modified, spread, and hidden.

 

[MCD]

I blow up the world with a few thousand nukes. I escape on the throne with rocket boosters, but when I get to space my head asplodes. The throne falls into the dark abyss of space...

 

[YamiHoshi]

You might know my throne is Open-Source, which means it was copied, modified, and spread all around the universe, and everyone can use this for free, for unlimited amount of time.
Also, these people also copied, modified and spread their own throne, with their own name on the throne.

 

[MCD]

I STILL BLEW IT UP.