Control the Throne

MrConcreteDonkey said:
Loading complete. I fire a laser. You are disintegrated. Throne get.
Thank you, that's more like it.

unit4545 said:
You didn`t explain how you giot teh throne!

I slap you with a fish

THRONE GET!
 
Super Death Lazer fired.

You get burned to pieces. Throne get!
 
I burn your pieces into more pieces and throw them out of the window into a river.

THRONE GET!
 
I come back from around page 90, and since you are surprised, you drool until your head implodes and I take the throne

HEAD ASPLOSION ME HAS THRONE!
 
Your head a splode.

Throne get!