Control the Throne

I return with my 3ds, only to find that somebody stole my luxury seat! I use the power of hammerspace, flatten you with a thwomp, and take the thrown (playing with my glorious (fixed by servants) 3ds).
 
I seem to have tasted a little unpleasent for you, thus you feel queezy and throw up. And since you swallowed me whole, I survived and moved you to the royal dungen, regaining the throne.
 
A one up mushroom is swarming across the room, and absorbs into my body. And I push the current throne sitter to a rocket ship, which takes them to 99th demsion. Thus, claiming the throne.