Control the Throne

I call Sonic and force you to chat with him. Your head a splode.

THRONE GET!
 
I have the gunpowder.

THRONE STOLEN!
 
I had the throne.

THRONE KEPT.
 
I modify your copies into :bowser: 's and they eat you.

I give the throne to :luigi: !
But then I steal it from him and give it to...
:waluigi: :waluigi: :waluigi: :waluigi: :waluigi: !!!!!!

Throne stolen given to :waluigi:
 
I kick Waluigi in the shins. His shins fall off and I stab you with them while he goes to the Shin Shop.

THRONE GET!