ITT: Post Derpy_Hooves moments

[ralphfan]

[17:32] <Derpy_Hooves> hi <-- no pubic hair

[22:54] <Derpy_Hooves> ok i'm the big shitty pokemon

 

[Rise Up Above It]

<Raikou> OH HOH HOH
<Derpy_Hooves> oh gamzee's up to no good!

...why do i have to have so much in common with him, sober or otherwise : o (

 

[Smashley]

-->| Derpy_Hooves (Derpy@97.117.iys.hl) has joined <chatroom>
<SonicMario> Sup Derpy_Hooves
<Derpy_Hooves> sup bitches

<Smasher> hi Derpy_Hooves
<Derpy_Hooves> hi smasher

she said hi back to me

she never says hi back to anyone so this is neat

I didn't make a new post because I doubt anyone will actually care about this quote. :v

 

[Master Crash]

17:29 Derpy_Hooves smasher hypnotizes some frogs to take advantage of him being a dick

 

[Smashley]

<Derpy_Hooves> hello mcd is the ideal wife

 

[RandomYoshi]

09th of June, 2012; [10:13.34] PM +0200 GMT <@CountBonsula> Derpy_Hooves <3
09th of June, 2012; [10:13.34] PM +0200 GMT <Derpy_Hooves> omp <3

 

[Weasel]

<Derpy_Hooves>: your gay for boshi

 

[User4042]

<Pokemln_Trainlr_Rld> Derpy_Hooves nabber
<Derpy_Hooves> lets ban nabber and whatnot
<Anton{Hypnotoad}> I should start the guessing thing
<Smasher> yes
Smasher bans nabber

 

[Nabber]

Guessing thing?

 

[Master Crash]

Guessing thing?

http://www.marioboards.com/index.php?topic=19168.msg805424#msg805424

 

[User4042]

Guessing thing?

that had nothing to do with the conversation

 

[Smashley]

then why didn't you just remove that part...?

<Derpy_Hooves> he's trying to annoy/antagonize her to bring up ponies

<Derpy_Hooves> apocalypsearisen gasps for you, you faithless vermin you message

<Derpy_Hooves> smasher, i made you faithless vermin you

 

[Kyoko Sakura]

<Derpy_Hooves> my brother really wants to see me roleplaying

 

[Smashley]

-->| QuizmoManiac (Mibbit@u0310577zl7y209d5.vc.shawcable.net) has joined somewhere
<Anton{Hypnotoad}> hello
<Derpy_Hooves> hello fassad
<QuizmoManiac> hey!
<Smasher> quizmo is fassad
<QuizmoManiac> smasher is fassad
<Smasher> Derpy_Hooves who is fassad
<Derpy_Hooves> ask fassad

 

[Nabber]

[18:58] Derpy_Hooves tb i fucking idiot

 

[Rise Up Above It]

<Arcanine> pretty sure he threw the box
<CountBonsula> there's a box?
<Arcanine> the lack of a murder weapon found
<Arcanine> the injury sustained b the victim
<Arcanine> point to one thing only: THE WOODEN BOX!!!!
<CountBonsula> ...
<CountBonsula> the murder weapons is not the wooden box, Arcy
<Arcanine> -_-'
<Derpy_Hooves> -_-'
<Arcanine> WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT
<Arcanine> ohey i taught derpy something
<Arcanine> :D
<Derpy_Hooves> yep :d

 

[Smashley]

<Derpy_Hooves> wait crash executes dippy by accident

 

[Pokemon DP]

"accident"

yeah, I'll bet

 

[Master Crash]

He cut some stuff out:

20:45 Derpy_Hooves wait crash executes dippy by accident
20:46 Smasher when did brock get dragged into th- xD
20:46 Crash It would never be by accident.
20:47 Smasher you would totally execute him on purpose wouldn't you
20:48 Crash damn straight

 

[Pokemon DP]

I love you too, sweetie.

 

[Master Crash]

03:16 Crash[Away] Alright, don't think I can stay on much longer without passing out on the keyboard, so I'm gonna pull it in for the night.
03:17 Charmander ok
03:17 Charmander good night
03:17 Derpy_Hooves good riddance

 

[Scarecrow von Steuben]

<Derpy_Hooves> smasher mauled by bears show

Thursday nights on NBC!

 

[Rise Up Above It]

<Derpy_Hooves> dippy got back from a championship with yet another stereotype, hooray!

 

[Master Crash]

17:45 Derpy_Hooves endless bingo night

THE BINGO NIGHT WILL LAST

FOREVER!

(It kind of sounds like a Sonic level.)

17:45 Derpy_Hooves you might have to go to fuck off to bed, soon, internet sensation

 

[Pokemon DP]

<Derpy_Hooves> dippy got back from a championship with yet another stereotype, hooray!

story of my life, mate