ITT: Post Derpy_Hooves moments

[Smashley]

<ralphfan> I'll be at the stadium right next to where it starts though
<Derpy_Hooves> he's the most idiotic noob on the stadium

<Derpy_Hooves> anton{hypnotoad} rolls onto smasher, then letting me remain hypnotized?
<Smasher> oh fuu
<Derpy_Hooves> wait fuu

<Derpy_Hooves> ho ho ho, it's mason is our shsl pimp

<Derpy_Hooves> anton{hypnotoad} throws hairless cats

<Derpy_Hooves> i'm a 3ds

 

[Weasel]

<Derpy_Hooves>: i can totally believe bloopers were born in 'merica

 

[Red Barchetta]

23:22 Derpy_Hooves ralph x smiley what?

 

[ralphfan]

[18:23] <Derpy_Hooves> hi 5al5a (the faget)

 

[RandomYoshi]

<RandomYoshi>: wat
<RandomYoshi>: BrokenBonsula, how broken are you?
<RandomYoshi>: Wait, he died.
<Derpy_Hooves>: everyone died.

It knows...

 

[Nabber]

[17:22] Nabber 3K, is there anything against using Derpy_Hooves as a predictor for the winners of the Awards?
[17:23] Perch derpy_hooves who will win the lifetime achievement award
[17:23] Derpy_Hooves a lifetime
[17:23] MST3K nope
[17:23] Perch derpy_hooves that's not an answer
[17:23] Derpy_Hooves ((the answer the question is
[17:23] MST3K go ahead on
[17:23] Perch derpy_hooves will smb win
[17:23] Derpy_Hooves smb
[17:23] Nabber Derpy_Hooves, who WILL win the Lifetime Achievement Award?
[17:23] Derpy_Hooves an award?
[17:24] Nabber yes an award
[17:24] MST3K derpy_hooves best minor character
[17:24] Derpy_Hooves because he just, like juggling amazing divine gracious of you should be able to give them to me to make any racial slurs against californians and haven't been doing some minor tweaks, i'd accept apologies
[17:24] Nabber She's not giving us answers.
[17:24] Nabber We need to try harder.
[17:24] Derpy_Hooves no derpy, try harder.
[17:24] VocalBeat Derpy_Hooves What will win best soundtrack
[17:24] Derpy_Hooves tamed the son has the best soundtrack
[17:24] Nabber SHE HAS SPOKEN.
[17:24] MST3K let's try it this way
[17:24] Derpy_Hooves nooooo, let's play not being too distracting things
[17:24] MST3K derpy_hooves waluigi
[17:24] Derpy_Hooves fassad vs waluigi time
[17:24] Nabber lol
[17:25] Perch derpy_hooves worst game
[17:25] Derpy_Hooves worst band
[17:25] Nabber Derpy_Hooves best fad
[17:25] Derpy_Hooves quizno's is pretty stupid bananas fad
[17:25] MST3K derpy_hooves mario party 8
[17:25] Derpy_Hooves you never hear that, it's a male rubes his latest victim on your end in 8
[17:25] Perch is derpy_hooves crunchy in milk
[17:25] Derpy_Hooves say something about crunchy snow from
[17:25] Shroobario named/described my Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol in TF2 with a Korra reference http://i.imgur.com/ALXOx.png
[17:26] Nabber Refresh my memory.
[17:26] Nabber Derpy_hooves best user design
[17:26] Derpy_Hooves because when he was just high paying web design from a new forum sig
[17:27] MST3K derpy_hooves worst baby
[17:27] Derpy_Hooves eez good baby time, anton._

 

[Kyoko Sakura]

<Smasher> bye
<Mason> cya guys
<Derpy_Hooves> cya homeboy

 

[Weasel]

<Crash>: hi derpy_hooves
<Derpy_Hooves>: hi mason

 

[Smashley]

<Derpy_Hooves> love to have !shutuup fireeeeveee,,

<Derpy_Hooves> even derpy loves equius

 

[SonicMario]

23:13 SonicMario Derpy_Hooves shoots
23:13 Meowth derpy_hooves `bottle
23:13 Derpy_Hooves derpy_hooves mc hammer was ok but
23:13 Derpy_Hooves fassad shoots countbonsula
23:13 Meowth derpy_hooves `bottle
23:13 Derpy_Hooves derpy_hooves `bottle
23:14 Meowth derpy_hooves `bottle
23:14 Derpy_Hooves derpy_hooves `bottle
23:14 Meowth derpy_hooves you suck
23:14 Derpy_Hooves derpy_hooves mc hammer
23:14 SonicMario xD
23:14 Derpy_Hooves mason xd
23:14 ralphfan I love MC Hammer
23:14 Meowth derpy_hooves what does mc hammer have to do with this
23:14 Derpy_Hooves derpy_hooves you too scared of what happens
23:14 Meowth derpy_hooves i'm not scared
23:14 Derpy_Hooves derpy_hooves you say so.
23:14 SonicMario xD
23:14 Meowth derpy_hooves what did i say so
23:14 Derpy_Hooves derpy_hooves `bottle
23:15 Meowth derpy_hooves i already tried to make you do that
23:15 Derpy_Hooves derpy_hooves mc hammer
23:15 SonicMario xDDD
23:15 Meowth AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
23:15 Meowth jumps out the window

 

[ralphfan]

[19:38] <Derpy_Hooves> i assume i'm gay

 

[Red Barchetta]

00:59 Derpy_Hooves fluttershy may have beaten metroid

 

[Master Crash]

17:53 MrConcreteDonkey hi salsa, derpy_Hooves, anyone else
17:54 Derpy_Hooves ohi salsa, as soon as i will attract zombies
17:54 Crash DERPY_HOOVES HAS ALERTED THE HORDE
17:54 Derpy_Hooves i alerted a vat of molten rock

[...]

17:58 Derpy_Hooves derpy_hooves has alerted the horde

00:08 Derpy_Hooves gee fassad is a waste of disk

00:26 Derpy_Hooves beachgoer crash
00:27 VocalBeat Crash the Swimmer
00:27 Derpy_Hooves big-boobed swimmer

This is all Quizmo's fault for teaching her that.

00:26 Derpy_Hooves smasher smacks crash (that's part of them except for telling her in a different in the fries
00:29 King_Jingaling poor crash
00:29 Derpy_Hooves poor turb missed getting into ap something, most likely
00:29 King_Jingaling poor turb
00:29 Derpy_Hooves poor dippy over my saviour derpy_hooves anthology
00:31 Crash poor dippy

 

[Nabber]

[18:45] Derpy_Hooves gs was being a dick

GS, mission accomplished.

 

[Hobbes]

[21:19] -->| Mason (Mason@76.209.qqq.phg) has joined #marioguychat
[21:19] =-= Mode #marioguychat +o Mason by ChanServ
[21:19] Derpy_Hooves a mason tastes better
[21:20] Packy[TFC] Derpy_Hooves what does Mason taste better than?
[21:20] Derpy_Hooves aaaaah, might need to the latter would be bad taste like mtn dew and money to know why can't focus on homework done in that he tried to run
[21:20] Packy[TFC] ... ok
[21:20] Packy[TFC] also HI MASON, BYE MASON!
[21:20] Packy[TFC] disappears to play his game
[21:20] |<-- Mason has left irc.darkmyst.org (Client Quit)
[21:20] -->| Mason (Mason@76.209.qqq.phg) has joined #marioguychat
[21:20] =-= Mode #marioguychat +o Mason by ChanServ
[21:20] Derpy_Hooves dammit mason has quit
[21:21] Tucayo but he just rejoined
[21:21] Mason oopsies
[21:22] Mason lollll

 

[Smashley]

<Derpy_Hooves> everyone here is a girl who sits and stares :P

 

[SonicMario]

Bumping to congratulate Derpy on tieing for first for Favorite Non-User

 

[Spamton G. Spamton]

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Spoiler

 

[Kyoko Sakura]

<Mason> DERPY IS BACK????
<Mason> OMFG
<Mason> WELCOME BACK DERPY_HOOVES
<Derpy_Hooves> welcome back to bed

 

[Smashley]

<Derpy_Hooves> i was gone?

derpy didn't even know she was gone

<Derpy_Hooves> the midnight crew is stranded on the fireeevee anyway)

<Derpy_Hooves> 'metroid prime' is stranded on fe?

 

[Nathan Fielder]

[22:56] Derpy_Hooves hi, i'm marowak, and i'm a monster mash on kbbl for valentine's day

 

[Smashley]

<Derpy_Hooves> i am in sweden has a new boyfriend here

<Derpy_Hooves> i need to kill every one of shoey's things

 

[Nabber]

<Derpy_Hooves> derpy is a flurry of dicks

 

[DragonFreak]

Fuck you Nabber I wanted to post that first

(jk I love you)

Best robot ever.

[19:32] Derpy_Hooves like college classes more likely to throw their asses

 

[Nabber]

<Anton{Politoed}> Derpy_Hooves: anton
<Derpy_Hooves> derpy_hooves: prospect looks bleak.

<Derpy_Hooves> derpy_hooves: derpy_hooves, derpy_hooves.