Endless Rock-Paper-Scissors

[qrs22]

Me, makes fun of nonsense plots.

 

[QuizmoManiac]

Me, Punches you

 

[Time Turner]

Block, falls and squashes you.

 

[MCD]

Sledgehammer.

Crushes block.

 

[QuizmoManiac]

Hammerhead Bros, Smash hammer

 

[Lily x]

Weegee
Kills hammerhead bros

Spoiler

 

[Time Turner]

Mario, overshadows Luigi.
Alternatively...
Mirror, relfects Weegee's stare at him, destroying him.

 

[QuizmoManiac]

Hammer, Smashes Mario and mirror

 

[Lily x]

meteoroid
crushes hammer

 

[Time Turner]

Strong Hammer, breaks the meteoroid

 

[Lily x]

Black hole
decimates every hammer in existance.

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Giga Black Hole, sucks everything near to it, including big black holes.