Escape From Minus World

[Revin]

I bring Kirby.

Just so you remember.

Kirby has the Teleport ability. He tries to swallow you, but he fails.

FAIL

Wait, what? Have you played Kirby? There is no teleport ability in any of the Kirby games. And, even if he did have an ability, he couldn't swallow me.

I bring every single form of Kirby to ever be released in Kirby games.

They all run around, doing whatever thier attacks are, and find a way out, taking us with them.

Marstar2000: SUCCESS

I bring the Halberd.

 

[Marstar2000]

It was destroyed in the Sub-Game Return of Meta Kinght in Kirby Super Star.

LOSS

I bring a giant shield.

 

[Revin]

It was destroyed in the Sub-Game Return of Meta Kinght in Kirby Super Star.

LOSS

I bring a giant shield.

Maybe so, but it gets fixed in Kirby: Squeak Squad. I demand a refund.

The shield protects you, but it's so big that you can't carry it and escape.

FAIL

 

[Marstar2000]

It was destroyed in the Sub-Game Return of Meta Kinght in Kirby Super Star.

LOSS

I bring a giant shield.

Maybe so, but it gets fixed in Kirby: Squeak Squad. I demand a refund.

The shield protects you, but it's so big that you can't carry it and escape.

FAIL

However, Super Star Ultra has been released most recently.

I bring Purple Pikmin.

 

[Revin]

It was destroyed in the Sub-Game Return of Meta Kinght in Kirby Super Star.

LOSS

I bring a giant shield.

Maybe so, but it gets fixed in Kirby: Squeak Squad. I demand a refund.

The shield protects you, but it's so big that you can't carry it and escape.

FAIL

However, Super Star Ultra has been released most recently.

I bring Purple Pikmin.

That's a remake, not a refund, and is the same thing, so I still want a refund.

The Pikmin jumps on an enemy, who falls down and destroys a wall, leting you get out.

 

[KoopaTroopa]

I bring lotsa spaghetti.

 

[LN1]

I bring lotsa spaghetti.

You eat it but you become so fat you break the ground and you end in the Earth's core somehow and get melted.

FAIL

 

[KoopaTroopa]

Mmm..tasty!

 

[LN1]

Mmm..tasty!

You die since the food was poisoned.

FAIL