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yoshidude99
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It's been awhile. I've been very busy with school, so I've had to take time off. Or maybe I'm just busy playing Scarlet Weather Rhapsody. In any case, this is my first countdown in some time. And it's just in time for the holidays! Characters can have plenty of different traits that make them stand out. Whether it's their backstory, voice, theme...there's a bunch more. My trait that I'm doing today is humor. Characters can also completely crack you up. And that's what I'm listing. Keep in mind, the PBP rule is back, though there is one character from a series I haven't played. And again, one per franchise. Anywho, let's begin the Top Twelve Most Humorous Characters!
TOP TWELVE MOST HUMOROUS CHARACTERS
NUMBER TWELVE
Henry Hatsworth is a game I think is very underrated. It's a good combo of an action platformer and a puzzle game. And Henry himself, well, he's an old British gentleman! How awesome is that!? But he wasn't my fave. Cole was. Cole's 19th Century clothing makes him well dressed, his carefree attitude makes him one of the more likable antagonists I've seen, and I simply LOVE that gibberish that he makes during a conversation. Cracks me up even to this day. And his theme, Heavy Metal...fantastic. When you see him inside the robot that serves as the last boss...chances are you'll have a high dry cleaning bill.
NUMBER ELEVEN
The Heavy from TF2...he really isn't much in battle. He's strong, yeah, but that's really about it. He doesn't have a backstory, and his defensive tactics and speed are poor. However, I smile EVERY TIME he speaks.
YOU ARE DEAD, NOT BIG SURPRISE!
His thick Russian accent...huh boy.
YOU FALL ON FLOOR AND CRY LIKE BABY!
And that's why I love him.
ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, IN SOVIET RUSSIA, POEM WRITES YOU!
NUMBER TEN
That...Error guy...from Zelda 2. Such a good line. It's become quite a meme nowadays. That's really bout it, because other than him uttering that classic line, there's really not much else to say about him. Uh, gotta insert line here to finish, uh, um, TOAST!
NUMBER NINE
90% of users and their mothers know how much I love Chrono Trigger. It can actually be a humorous game. Case and point, Ayla. Ayla's speech cracks me up, with its insane comparisons and very poor grammar. She also kind of has a catchphrase, which she can say up to thrice in one game. "Think too much, head go boom." And in the Japanese version...let's just say her speeches toward Marle are more...
*dons sunglasses*
...Ecchi.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!
NUMBER EIGHT
Okay, don't kill me. I find this guy a little repetitive nowadays. But he still rocks. Fawful from the Mario and Luigi series seems to crack everyone up. His food-laced metaphors and his speech pattern is very unique, which also add to his humor factor. And that laugh is dementedly...demented. It just...I don't know how to describe it. All I know is that I HAVE FURY!
NUMBER SEVEN
The game I have recently been playing off the PC is Return To Dreamland. Kirby's a pretty unique series, and GOD do I love that game. The top character in terms of humor is Dedede. Dedede has always been pretty comical. It's fairly unchanged in RtD, with his lax personality always seeming to get the better of him. That's why this big lazyass needs to lay off the cheeseburgers. And I LOVE playing as him. What I really like is difficult to describe, so I gotta call it quits. Yo servants, get me my hourly cheeseburger and beer, and make it snappy!
NUMBER SIX
Ï'm śōrrÿ, Ī drâñk tôò mūçh. Ûh, Ćöñkėr' pėrøńäłïtÿ ïś jûśt vęrÿ wïń...okay, I'll stop. Conker is a greedy squirrel who loves alcoholic beverages. He also loves army movies and a very certain something I won't name due to this forum having 9-year-olds. But the thing everyone seems to like about Conker is how fresh a personality he is. If he finds you weak, he'll let you know, and give you a chance at last words. He finds you strong, he won't let you know. I'm not sure about much else, due to how long it's been since I've played Conker. MØRÈ BÊĖR PŁŹ.
NUMBER FIVE
Between Gruntilda and Kazooie, I didn't know who to pick. But I decided on Grunty. Her rhyming is so win. Whether she's telling you about her bathroom habits or her hat size, it's hilarious. And really awkward. And I guess even more hilarious. Jeez, I can just imagine what she's saying to the directors and programmers off-screen.
MY HEALTH IS LOWERING BIT BY BIT, MY DEFENSE IS LOW, I HAVE TO...UH...
NUMBER FOUR
This was incredibly difficult due to a slight lack of characters. So this one is only because of how creative the series is. For this spot, I chose Earthworm Jim. He's a freaking WORM in a spacesuit and he has a whip and a blaster and he fights the most insane foes like a queen who has a slug for her gluteus maximus, leads a freaking purple mutant dog to his residence through meatball rain...
NINE HOURS LATER...
...And that's why Mountain Dew is the best soda ever.
NUMBER THREE
I didn't know what to expect when I got Mafia II. It's basically GTA without the cursing every five seconds (it's now every fifteen) and without the girls on the sidewalk. And I like it without 'em. Also, Vito's awesome. His swift counters when it comes to arguments make him a debate master, and he has A STOMACH OF STEEL!...Yes, live with it, and stop the complaining before I summon Remilia. Anyway, Vito's comments are more than hilarious when he's jarred on booze, and his seductivity is simply win. It's pretty hard to describe what I like, so...àh, dï hérę rûm īś tø dïė fõr!
NUMBER TWO
Deciding on the runner up spot was actually quite easy. I chose Psycho Mantis for this spot. Not only is he funny, but he's CREEPY! He's wearing clothing (gas mask included) that I can easily compare to S&M gear, and not only does he do the crap everyone knows about with your memory card and controller, he calls you gay and POSSESSES MERYL!...It's very entertaining, though, to see what he's doing with your game. He even returns in MGS4, but can't do anything he did in the original successfully when it comes to screwing with your game. (Wireless controller, no memory card needed.) Say, I wonder what he says in the original if you don't have a memory card...you know, that's a good question. No, I won't check right now. I'm busy finishing this countdown! Jeez, ever heard of suspension of disbelief?
NUMBER ONE
This is the series I haven't played. I've watched the show and read the manga, however. So I'm including her. What's her name, you ask?..................Must I even say it? It's Lala from To Love-Ru. Lala is simply...energetic. And that's just one single word to describe her. She doesn't give three sh*ts about Rito's wellbeing, she has a suit that she often wears complete with a little swingy swingy (I'm a kid at heart, okay?) that I can compare to a tie, and a hat with arrow-headed tails like the one she has on her butt, which is already messed up enough! She's also an utter pink-haired blonde, and her inventions always fail on Rito, with catastrophic results. One example. She makes a rocket to increase HER BUST, and it blows up on Rito, which turns him into a her! Another one, she makes a warp device that only warps YOU. Meaning, it doesn't send watches, earrings, and CLOTHES. Jeez, and this is the girl you're supposed to marry? No thank you. Lala Satalin is the most humorous character in gaming. Other people can seem to agree with me, because look at...ah, to Hell with giving examples. But seriously, when you see her, all you can think is OH FU-
TOP TWELVE MOST HUMOROUS CHARACTERS
NUMBER TWELVE
Henry Hatsworth is a game I think is very underrated. It's a good combo of an action platformer and a puzzle game. And Henry himself, well, he's an old British gentleman! How awesome is that!? But he wasn't my fave. Cole was. Cole's 19th Century clothing makes him well dressed, his carefree attitude makes him one of the more likable antagonists I've seen, and I simply LOVE that gibberish that he makes during a conversation. Cracks me up even to this day. And his theme, Heavy Metal...fantastic. When you see him inside the robot that serves as the last boss...chances are you'll have a high dry cleaning bill.
NUMBER ELEVEN
The Heavy from TF2...he really isn't much in battle. He's strong, yeah, but that's really about it. He doesn't have a backstory, and his defensive tactics and speed are poor. However, I smile EVERY TIME he speaks.
YOU ARE DEAD, NOT BIG SURPRISE!
His thick Russian accent...huh boy.
YOU FALL ON FLOOR AND CRY LIKE BABY!
And that's why I love him.
ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, IN SOVIET RUSSIA, POEM WRITES YOU!
NUMBER TEN
That...Error guy...from Zelda 2. Such a good line. It's become quite a meme nowadays. That's really bout it, because other than him uttering that classic line, there's really not much else to say about him. Uh, gotta insert line here to finish, uh, um, TOAST!
NUMBER NINE
90% of users and their mothers know how much I love Chrono Trigger. It can actually be a humorous game. Case and point, Ayla. Ayla's speech cracks me up, with its insane comparisons and very poor grammar. She also kind of has a catchphrase, which she can say up to thrice in one game. "Think too much, head go boom." And in the Japanese version...let's just say her speeches toward Marle are more...
*dons sunglasses*
...Ecchi.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!
NUMBER EIGHT
Okay, don't kill me. I find this guy a little repetitive nowadays. But he still rocks. Fawful from the Mario and Luigi series seems to crack everyone up. His food-laced metaphors and his speech pattern is very unique, which also add to his humor factor. And that laugh is dementedly...demented. It just...I don't know how to describe it. All I know is that I HAVE FURY!
NUMBER SEVEN
The game I have recently been playing off the PC is Return To Dreamland. Kirby's a pretty unique series, and GOD do I love that game. The top character in terms of humor is Dedede. Dedede has always been pretty comical. It's fairly unchanged in RtD, with his lax personality always seeming to get the better of him. That's why this big lazyass needs to lay off the cheeseburgers. And I LOVE playing as him. What I really like is difficult to describe, so I gotta call it quits. Yo servants, get me my hourly cheeseburger and beer, and make it snappy!
NUMBER SIX
Ï'm śōrrÿ, Ī drâñk tôò mūçh. Ûh, Ćöñkėr' pėrøńäłïtÿ ïś jûśt vęrÿ wïń...okay, I'll stop. Conker is a greedy squirrel who loves alcoholic beverages. He also loves army movies and a very certain something I won't name due to this forum having 9-year-olds. But the thing everyone seems to like about Conker is how fresh a personality he is. If he finds you weak, he'll let you know, and give you a chance at last words. He finds you strong, he won't let you know. I'm not sure about much else, due to how long it's been since I've played Conker. MØRÈ BÊĖR PŁŹ.
NUMBER FIVE
Between Gruntilda and Kazooie, I didn't know who to pick. But I decided on Grunty. Her rhyming is so win. Whether she's telling you about her bathroom habits or her hat size, it's hilarious. And really awkward. And I guess even more hilarious. Jeez, I can just imagine what she's saying to the directors and programmers off-screen.
MY HEALTH IS LOWERING BIT BY BIT, MY DEFENSE IS LOW, I HAVE TO...UH...
NUMBER FOUR
This was incredibly difficult due to a slight lack of characters. So this one is only because of how creative the series is. For this spot, I chose Earthworm Jim. He's a freaking WORM in a spacesuit and he has a whip and a blaster and he fights the most insane foes like a queen who has a slug for her gluteus maximus, leads a freaking purple mutant dog to his residence through meatball rain...
NINE HOURS LATER...
...And that's why Mountain Dew is the best soda ever.
NUMBER THREE
I didn't know what to expect when I got Mafia II. It's basically GTA without the cursing every five seconds (it's now every fifteen) and without the girls on the sidewalk. And I like it without 'em. Also, Vito's awesome. His swift counters when it comes to arguments make him a debate master, and he has A STOMACH OF STEEL!...Yes, live with it, and stop the complaining before I summon Remilia. Anyway, Vito's comments are more than hilarious when he's jarred on booze, and his seductivity is simply win. It's pretty hard to describe what I like, so...àh, dï hérę rûm īś tø dïė fõr!
NUMBER TWO
Deciding on the runner up spot was actually quite easy. I chose Psycho Mantis for this spot. Not only is he funny, but he's CREEPY! He's wearing clothing (gas mask included) that I can easily compare to S&M gear, and not only does he do the crap everyone knows about with your memory card and controller, he calls you gay and POSSESSES MERYL!...It's very entertaining, though, to see what he's doing with your game. He even returns in MGS4, but can't do anything he did in the original successfully when it comes to screwing with your game. (Wireless controller, no memory card needed.) Say, I wonder what he says in the original if you don't have a memory card...you know, that's a good question. No, I won't check right now. I'm busy finishing this countdown! Jeez, ever heard of suspension of disbelief?
NUMBER ONE
This is the series I haven't played. I've watched the show and read the manga, however. So I'm including her. What's her name, you ask?..................Must I even say it? It's Lala from To Love-Ru. Lala is simply...energetic. And that's just one single word to describe her. She doesn't give three sh*ts about Rito's wellbeing, she has a suit that she often wears complete with a little swingy swingy (I'm a kid at heart, okay?) that I can compare to a tie, and a hat with arrow-headed tails like the one she has on her butt, which is already messed up enough! She's also an utter pink-haired blonde, and her inventions always fail on Rito, with catastrophic results. One example. She makes a rocket to increase HER BUST, and it blows up on Rito, which turns him into a her! Another one, she makes a warp device that only warps YOU. Meaning, it doesn't send watches, earrings, and CLOTHES. Jeez, and this is the girl you're supposed to marry? No thank you. Lala Satalin is the most humorous character in gaming. Other people can seem to agree with me, because look at...ah, to Hell with giving examples. But seriously, when you see her, all you can think is OH FU-
Oh, right, my Skyward Sword and MK7 Reviews.
Skyward Sword:
Story:
The story of this game is superb, it gives you a nice start on you floating land of Skyloft before having to get the Goddess' Sword and make your way to the surface to find Zelda and fill out your role in destiny, But to truly understand everything, you must play the game yourself.
10/10
Graphics:
this game shows that Releastic Brown Muscly Graphics don't make a game, Zelda has an amazing Art Style which pefectly suits the game. I think Zelda has found an Art Style to stick with.
10/10
Music:
The Music in this game is also amazing, every song suits the mood, area and characters. i didn't find any problem with this musical masterpiece
10/10
Gameplay:
And new thing added is that now Enemies block attacks, turning each battle into a puzzle where you learn your enemies fighting patterns and then strike. The Flying is a nice relaxation from the amazing worlds below, the Area's you go through feel like their own Mini Dungeon, before finding your way into a Dungeon, which is the true challenge. The Stamina Bar is a very welcome change, instead of walking across the landscape, you can run your way around but then stop for a break before your off again
10/10
Controls:
Are the Motion Controls as good as people say? YES! Hell YES! The Motion Controls are amazing, you would think they'd go out of sync all the time, but they hardly ever do. In fact, the only thing that went out of sync was the pointer but taht can easily be fixed with the Down Button to re-center it, which fixes the problem. You can swing your sword in whatever direction you want, with your Nunchuk acting as a Shield to deflect attacks and projectiles to stun opponents.
10/10
Replayability:
Once beating the game, that leaves Replayability left, but Nintendo had a solution. The new Hero Mode which is the extra hard mode where enemies do more damage and the whole game becomes a much more challenging experience. Even if you didnt choose hero mode, the game itself is so great, I don't know why you wouldn't just play through it again. I know I am right now.
10/10
Overall:
Is it okay to call this the best Zelda game? Well that's just a matter of opinion. I think this game deserves the Title of Best Zelda game, but this game also brang in amazing combat controls, amazing Graphics and an amazing and captivating story. I give this game:
60/60
10/10
And don't even try to disagree, just write your own review and go with that
Skyward Sword:
Story:
The story of this game is superb, it gives you a nice start on you floating land of Skyloft before having to get the Goddess' Sword and make your way to the surface to find Zelda and fill out your role in destiny, But to truly understand everything, you must play the game yourself.
10/10
Graphics:
this game shows that Releastic Brown Muscly Graphics don't make a game, Zelda has an amazing Art Style which pefectly suits the game. I think Zelda has found an Art Style to stick with.
10/10
Music:
The Music in this game is also amazing, every song suits the mood, area and characters. i didn't find any problem with this musical masterpiece
10/10
Gameplay:
And new thing added is that now Enemies block attacks, turning each battle into a puzzle where you learn your enemies fighting patterns and then strike. The Flying is a nice relaxation from the amazing worlds below, the Area's you go through feel like their own Mini Dungeon, before finding your way into a Dungeon, which is the true challenge. The Stamina Bar is a very welcome change, instead of walking across the landscape, you can run your way around but then stop for a break before your off again
10/10
Controls:
Are the Motion Controls as good as people say? YES! Hell YES! The Motion Controls are amazing, you would think they'd go out of sync all the time, but they hardly ever do. In fact, the only thing that went out of sync was the pointer but taht can easily be fixed with the Down Button to re-center it, which fixes the problem. You can swing your sword in whatever direction you want, with your Nunchuk acting as a Shield to deflect attacks and projectiles to stun opponents.
10/10
Replayability:
Once beating the game, that leaves Replayability left, but Nintendo had a solution. The new Hero Mode which is the extra hard mode where enemies do more damage and the whole game becomes a much more challenging experience. Even if you didnt choose hero mode, the game itself is so great, I don't know why you wouldn't just play through it again. I know I am right now.
10/10
Overall:
Is it okay to call this the best Zelda game? Well that's just a matter of opinion. I think this game deserves the Title of Best Zelda game, but this game also brang in amazing combat controls, amazing Graphics and an amazing and captivating story. I give this game:
60/60
10/10
And don't even try to disagree, just write your own review and go with that
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Okay, I have wanted to review this for a very long time. Chrono Trigger's a great game with a fantastic story, and even has my favorite RPG move, Ice Sword II. But does it have sequels that aren't fanmade? Yep, two. Radical Dreamers, which was Japan only from its release in '96 until we got it as patched freeware around 2008, and Chrono Cross, which came out on the Playstation in 2000. So it's time to review Chrono CROSS!
Story: The story in this game is impressive, especially with the way it backs up the story from the original. Schala must be rescued by Serge, who died in the main world and is exploring an alternate timeline. Schala's power has been absorbed by the still-conscious Lavos to a point where Lavos could destroy everything in an instant. This has many flashbacks to the original game, and several characters reappear. Sadly, this is, as usual, the most lacking part in the review thanks to SPOILERS! I was a bit disappointed by the lack of endings. But I didn't care. Most of the original's endings were either large ones that you got simply by beating Lavos at certain times or small edits on the main one. I can only acknowledge two major endings in the original that aren't by beating Lavos at different times (Excluding the Dream Devourer one), the first one's the normal and the second one's if you decided to get some cat food on your journey.
Story: 10/10
Gameplay: This game's pretty much your average RPG in battle. The moving battles are all but gone. The overworld is nice and simple. Some foes you have to fight, some you can choose to. It doesn't really have anything too unique, though.
Gameplay: 8/10
Graphics: If there's one thing I love about this game, it's the graphics. They're a bit off because it's a PSX game, but the art is simply beautiful. It's calming and peaceful as well. I would give this game one hundred quadrillion out of ten in graphics, but that just wouldn't be fair...
Graphics: 10/10
Characters: The characters are nothing special. They either have too simple a claim to fame or too complex. The returning characters include Crono, Marle, Lucca, Lavos, Schala, a cameo by Magus and Robo, AND FREAKING DALTON! This is the main reason why I prefer the original...
Characters: 5/10
Music: The music is...beautiful. That's the only word I can use to describe it. Beautiful. It's very calming, sometimes depressing, and it sounds like a lullaby at a few points. But there's really nothing that puts you on your toes, so it loses out a bit.
Music: 8/10
Overall: While not as good as Chrono Trigger, Chrono Cross is an impressive game and a very worthy sequel. It's coming out on PSN soon, and possibly might even be out. I'm not sure, but I do highly recommend getting it.
SCORE: 41/50 = 8.2/10
Story: The story in this game is impressive, especially with the way it backs up the story from the original. Schala must be rescued by Serge, who died in the main world and is exploring an alternate timeline. Schala's power has been absorbed by the still-conscious Lavos to a point where Lavos could destroy everything in an instant. This has many flashbacks to the original game, and several characters reappear. Sadly, this is, as usual, the most lacking part in the review thanks to SPOILERS! I was a bit disappointed by the lack of endings. But I didn't care. Most of the original's endings were either large ones that you got simply by beating Lavos at certain times or small edits on the main one. I can only acknowledge two major endings in the original that aren't by beating Lavos at different times (Excluding the Dream Devourer one), the first one's the normal and the second one's if you decided to get some cat food on your journey.
Story: 10/10
Gameplay: This game's pretty much your average RPG in battle. The moving battles are all but gone. The overworld is nice and simple. Some foes you have to fight, some you can choose to. It doesn't really have anything too unique, though.
Gameplay: 8/10
Graphics: If there's one thing I love about this game, it's the graphics. They're a bit off because it's a PSX game, but the art is simply beautiful. It's calming and peaceful as well. I would give this game one hundred quadrillion out of ten in graphics, but that just wouldn't be fair...
Graphics: 10/10
Characters: The characters are nothing special. They either have too simple a claim to fame or too complex. The returning characters include Crono, Marle, Lucca, Lavos, Schala, a cameo by Magus and Robo, AND FREAKING DALTON! This is the main reason why I prefer the original...
Characters: 5/10
Music: The music is...beautiful. That's the only word I can use to describe it. Beautiful. It's very calming, sometimes depressing, and it sounds like a lullaby at a few points. But there's really nothing that puts you on your toes, so it loses out a bit.
Music: 8/10
Overall: While not as good as Chrono Trigger, Chrono Cross is an impressive game and a very worthy sequel. It's coming out on PSN soon, and possibly might even be out. I'm not sure, but I do highly recommend getting it.
SCORE: 41/50 = 8.2/10
Ultraluigi
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REVIEW: Kingdom Hearts II
Graphics: 8/10 They're pretty good. Not extremely good or anything, but good for the PS2.
Story: 9/10 The story is good and truly felt epic. It resolves some questions from the previous games.
Gameplay: 8/10 I liked the Reaction Commands. I also liked Limits.
Music: 10/10 This has some of the best Squeenix music. It is awesome.
OVERALL: 35/40 This is a great game, and I recommend it.
Graphics: 8/10 They're pretty good. Not extremely good or anything, but good for the PS2.
Story: 9/10 The story is good and truly felt epic. It resolves some questions from the previous games.
Gameplay: 8/10 I liked the Reaction Commands. I also liked Limits.
Music: 10/10 This has some of the best Squeenix music. It is awesome.
OVERALL: 35/40 This is a great game, and I recommend it.
I love Kingdom Hearts I & II
My Favourite PS2 Games.
In fact, theyre up there with TWEWY, Paper Mario 2 and PokePark as some of my favourite games.
My Favourite PS2 Games.
In fact, theyre up there with TWEWY, Paper Mario 2 and PokePark as some of my favourite games.
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Yoshidude99 said:
I don't recall having any glitch stoping me from getting 100%. But it did take a while.
Ultraluigi
doing whatever since 2011
Nice to see somebody else who likes KH.Crackin355 said: