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« Reply #19 on: November 18, 2007, 03:24:57 PM »
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Do you know how to highlight? -_-
 
In soveit russia, fart farts YOU!!!
 
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As of Saturday, March 29th, 2008, posts made to this forum are not added to your total post count.

It's that simple, guys. No, you didn't lose your total posts here from your count, but if you've been making useless posts here with dried up games just to get to 1000 posts or more or whatever, now you have no purpose here! How about playing these games for fun instead? Wink

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The new courses in detail

That's only here: We have played Mario Kart Wii and present the MAN!AC-controlled track guide. How do the new circuits look like? Where are the meanest traps hidden, when should you best overtake the others and which course is especially short, really difficult or exceptional beautiful?

Mushroom Cup

Luigi Circuit

A typical "Mario Kart" introduction course: You drive short laps on the asphalt circuit between succulent grass. Long straightaways dominate the track. You can pass some drivers on the boost pads before the finish line.

Moo Moo Meadows

64-drivers know the peaceful farm-scenery, but the new track is better than the classic. You grab cool items at the big jump, then you should avoid the braking grass - and on the course tere are some moles.

Mushroom Gorge

The first highlight: The colorful circuit surprises with great mushroom-jump passages, two branchings and a hairpin turn shortly before the finish line. Whoever falls into the pit at the trampoline mushrooms, loses the joining quickly.

Toad Factory

We liked especially this course at the test session: Many conveyor belts move you sideways, others brake or accelerate you. You'll rarely be squashed by the big crusher, you shouldn't miss the boost pads in any case.

Flower Cup

Mario Circuit

Directly after the start, the town drivethrough becomes narrow, avoid the wrangling at your best - then the simple course shouldn't be a problem for you. Either pass the Chain Chomp with a competent drift or just race away behind its back.

Coconut Mall

This mall is crazy: You race for the victory on different levels - but choose the right escalators. After a monster jump and a 90° curve you turn to the mean finish straightaway - the cars there will stand several races on their heads.

DK Summit

Whoever liked the mountain rally from the Cube, will love the Summit. A cannon shoots you to to the top, then you drive into the valley. Stunts help you through the braking snow in the halfpipe, on the hump circuit you shouldn't miss the ski-jumps - you'll fall down more than once at the hairpin turn.

Star Cup

Daisy Circuit

Don't let you distract by the huge gold statues or beautiful sunsets, but concentrate on the mean zigzag curves - good drivers race almost straight here; but else it's an unspectacular course.

Koopa Cape

Welcome to the water-fun paradise: You race, or better raft down the mountain brook and master many jumps - careless drivers will be dragged along by the current at the end. You make a mega drift in the underwater pipe - the energy barriers don't pose a threat.

Maple Treeway

This track is inspired by "Super Mario Galaxy". Race through the heap of leaves and let you be charm by fall-like colors. Be careful at the field with the two Wigglers and some narrow passages on tree trunks - whoever drifts competently and doesn't fall down, wins!

Thundering Volcano

Graphically the course isn't that impressing, but great drivers can prove their skills. Avoid the meteorites, curve around the hopping Lava baddies and get the right branching. Wanton drivers land in the fire lake and can forget the victory, though.

Because we can't give out information about unlockable drivers and courses until the release termin at April 11th on instruction of Nintendo, you have to dispence with descriptions of the 4 new courses. But we really would have liked to explain how to get from the sandy ruins over the Highway and Rainbow Road to the Castle of the big baddie...

16 classic "Mario Kart"-tracks

Here you get to know whether your favorite courses from "Super Mario Kart", "Mario Kart 64", "Mario Kart Super Circuit", "Mario Kart Double Dash!!" or "Mario Kart DS" are playable. The following courses are in "Mario Kart Wii":

Ghost Valley 2 (SNES)

Mario Circuit 3 (SNES)

Bowser's Castle (N64)

DK Jungle Parkway (N64)

Mario Raceway (N64)

Sherbet Land (N64)

Bowser Castle 3 (GBA)

Shy Guy Beach (GBA)

DK Mountain (GC)

Mario Circuit (GC)

Peach Beach (GC)

Waluigi Stadium (GC)

Desert Hills (DS)

Peach Gardens (DS)

Delfino Plaza (DS)

Yoshi Falls (DS)

*cough*
I translated this on the MKW talk page...
 
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Oh, I see what you mean.
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Actually, I've just been Ctrl+V ing.
 
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