The one word at a time story.

Professor Plum died, and then Snape ate Dumbledore's sister's former roomate's

EDIT: Dagnabbit, that was 2 words. Just use "former"
 
UltraMario went to the grocery store and stole a Apple
 
UltraMario went to the grocery store and stole an apple from
 
UltraMario went to the grocery store and stole an apple from Applejack
 
UltraMario went to the grocery store and stole an apple from Applejack, proceeding to
 
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