KO a Character game: Chuggaaconroy's LP quotes edition.

Gumball Machine

Celestial Guide
Well, here it is. The most insane KO a character game ever, and it wasn't easy making this either, so you guys better play! Have fun!

1. MIYAMOTO!!!

2. Nintendo Logic, brought to you by Nintendo.

3. The epic no.

4. I know you’re fat, but that doesn’t mean you’re Wario!

5. DOH I MISSED!

6. WHAT?! That was a star!

7. Dinosaurs are people too, you know!

8. Hey Jon, hey Jon, don’t eat the mushroom.

9. I won by one coin!

10. GAAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!

11. You probably don’t even care that you killed like 20 additional Luigi’s, ‘cause Nintendo doesn’t freaking care about Luigi!

12. This planet existed for 15 seconds and it’s already been polluted? Gee, the future sure looks bleak for humanity.

13. For the love of Elemental Hero Bubbleman!

14. Luigi’s account has been suspended…

15. Look at my star bit count. I have enough to buy a PS3 at launch value over 3 attempts ago!

16. Suicide makes everything better!

17. Luigi’s epic no…se.

18. You’re so boring I’d rather die than talk to you!

19. I need you to come back up here so I can finish cleaning your god-forsaken teeth. Yeah, apparently your teeth are so freaking dirty they’ve polluted an entire lake.

20. We’re ruining Delfino’s economy!

21. Shoplifting produce makes everything better.

22. Why would you design a level around talking to people at the right time?!

23. He’s still a murderer, mommy!

24. Killing me won’t bring back your god-damn honey!

25. You take a Shine Sprite out of the Shine Gate just to put it back in. What the hell?

26. Oh! A Dugtrio! I’m gonna try and catch this just for the heck of it and I probably just sounded like a girl and I should stop talking like this!

27. Oh! I hate you and I hope you die…in a fire…like in the anime.

28. You gotta be kidding me! After all 30 of my Ultra Balls failed, a Pokeball caught it! What?

29. Hey there challenger, Bugsy’s still young, but *gasp DUN DUN DUN* Bugsy’s a boy?!

30. Best…gym…ever!

31. Screw you. Double screw you.

32. Oh! Oh my god, as soon as I cut the video I found a Phanpy! Oh! *WILD PHANPY FLED!* WHAT?!

33. There is a Pokemon that I want to get in this area. So let’s just look around for it for a second. All right, maybe this is it now. Yes this it it and-OH MY GAWD!

34. I will use one Ultra Ball. I swear, my one Ultra Ball will catch this thing. 1,2,3,4, oh my god oh my oh my god, Oh! Oh my god, the Let’s Play curse didn’t destroy me!

35.Players of HeartGold and SoulSilver, be jealous! I’m playing the slots!

36. Nothing but trash, nothing but trash. HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my god! I am stupid!

37. That guy is a trooper. Steve?! Steve’s a trooper?! (As if you guys didn’t see this one coming).

38. Suck it, Wollywogs! We ain’t never coming back!

39. I feel good about polluting the environment ‘cause it’ll make it harder for Wollywogs to survive.

40. Excuse me! I never knew water could be so rude!

41. What?! What?! What?! No! No! No! They all responded to my whistle! You’ve gotta be kidding me! No! No! No!

42. For the love of the second coming of Jojo! He was here the whole time!

43. 2 for the price of one Gramma!

44. 3 for the price of one Grandpa!

45. Battle cut for time! Highlights: I win! Paula dies! I’m a moron trying to heal her! Same thing as watching the fight! (He doesn’t actually say this, but the words show up on screen).

46. Thank god I didn’t eat the mushroom. Unintentional Runawayguys reference there! Jeez.

47. Stop pushing me! Jeez! I’m getting pushed around by a yarn ball, what am I, a cat?!

48. This yarn isn’t very epic! It’s not letting me play with it!

49. That…that…fortunate individual whose parents were never married!

50. For the love of Mama Luigi, would you just catch!

51. You son of a pickle!

52. He overslept at 4:24 AM?! *sigh* Nintendo Logic is shining through.

53. So you want me to go out into the world at 10 years old, against the elements, with just a Pokemon by my side, so you can write a freaking paper about it?! You got it!

54. It’s like Bulbapdia on the go without the Bulbapedia!

55. Leave me alone! Luigi! I never liked you!

56. SUNSHINE IS BETTER THAN 64! Hate comments commence!

57. What do you mean I did poorly on time?!

58. I swear, if anybody says anything about the graphics about this game, I’ll Falcon Punch you.

59. We captured a boss in a Pokeball! How often does that happen?! *coughSnorlaxandZapdoscough*

60. Hey Beedle, you know all that stuff I just bought from you? Well, now I’m gonna give it all back to you. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!

61. Just for the sheer fact.

62. You are seeing a visual representation of Luigi’s personal space. Please do not invade it.

63. I am Pikmin, hear me moo!

64. When I grow up, I’m gonna be a serial killer!

65. Gee, it sure is suicidal around here!

66. Why did the red Pikmin die?!

67. Cuteness never looked so badass.

68. You will need the Classic Contoller. Screw you! I’m using the Gamecube controller!

69. Well back in my day, I was playing Super Mario Sunshine and because I was playing so much Super Mario Sunshine, I didn’t know what a girl was until I was 14.

70. False advertising pal! You’re gonna die for that!

71. This is one murderous cake.

72. Eep! It’s not worth it! I’d rather have my life than money! I’m not Mr. Krabs.

73. What is he doing to that poor spear?!

74. YOU! You’re the one whose put me through all this agony! You…are…going…to die! Here is your letter! Good day, sir! I said “good day”! “Thank you, sir! What would we do without the post office?” I think we’d be a little less suicidal. And for that, we get…the Lucky Day badge. *sobs* I need more therapy! The awesome music!

75. You got a typo in a Nintendo game!

76. That is terrible! A pig running a hot dog stand. That is terrible.

77. That was the best Earth Tremor in the history of forever!

78. Doh! Freaking Pizzas!

79. I think that’s the last treasure and I think we’ve gone without setting off what it is that I’m so afraid of. I JUST HAD TO OPEN MY MOUTH! I JUST HAD TO SAY IT! AS SOON AS I FINISH SAYING IT! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! I had to open my mouth. I had to open my mouth. I freaking hate me and I hate my mouth. Let’s run like hell! Let’s run like he-hey he killed the dweevil for us! How nice!

80. Hey, don’t tongue my purple!
 

GutsehMan

Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman.
1. MIYAMOTO!!!

2. Nintendo Logic, brought to you by Nintendo.

3. The epic no.

4. I know you’re fat, but that doesn’t mean you’re Wario!

5. DOH I MISSED!

6. WHAT?! That was a star!

7. Dinosaurs are people too, you know!

8. Hey Jon, hey Jon, don’t eat the mushroom.

9. I won by one coin!

10. GAAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!

11. You probably don’t even care that you killed like 20 additional Luigi’s, ‘cause Nintendo doesn’t freaking care about Luigi!

12. This planet existed for 15 seconds and it’s already been polluted? Gee, the future sure looks bleak for humanity.

13. For the love of Elemental Hero Bubbleman!

14. Luigi’s account has been suspended…

15. Look at my star bit count. I have enough to buy a PS3 at launch value over 3 attempts ago!

16. Suicide makes everything better!

17. Luigi’s epic no…se.

18. You’re so boring I’d rather die than talk to you!

19. I need you to come back up here so I can finish cleaning your god-forsaken teeth. Yeah, apparently your teeth are so freaking dirty they’ve polluted an entire lake.

20. We’re ruining Delfino’s economy!

21. Shoplifting produce makes everything better.

22. Why would you design a level around talking to people at the right time?!

23. He’s still a murderer, mommy!

24. Killing me won’t bring back your god-damn honey!

25. You take a Shine Sprite out of the Shine Gate just to put it back in. What the hell?

26. Oh! A Dugtrio! I’m gonna try and catch this just for the heck of it and I probably just sounded like a girl and I should stop talking like this!

27. Oh! I hate you and I hope you die…in a fire…like in the anime.

28. You gotta be kidding me! After all 30 of my Ultra Balls failed, a Pokeball caught it! What?

29. Hey there challenger, Bugsy’s still young, but *gasp DUN DUN DUN* Bugsy’s a boy?!

30. Best…gym…ever!

31. Screw you. Double screw you.

32. Oh! Oh my god, as soon as I cut the video I found a Phanpy! Oh! *WILD PHANPY FLED!* WHAT?!

33. There is a Pokemon that I want to get in this area. So let’s just look around for it for a second. All right, maybe this is it now. Yes this it it and-OH MY GAWD!

34. I will use one Ultra Ball. I swear, my one Ultra Ball will catch this thing. 1,2,3,4, oh my god oh my oh my god, Oh! Oh my god, the Let’s Play curse didn’t destroy me!

35.Players of HeartGold and SoulSilver, be jealous! I’m playing the slots!

36. Nothing but trash, nothing but trash. HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my god! I am stupid!

37. That guy is a trooper. Steve?! Steve’s a trooper?! (As if you guys didn’t see this one coming).

38. Suck it, Wollywogs! We ain’t never coming back!

39. I feel good about polluting the environment ‘cause it’ll make it harder for Wollywogs to survive.

40. Excuse me! I never knew water could be so rude!

41. What?! What?! What?! No! No! No! They all responded to my whistle! You’ve gotta be kidding me! No! No! No!

42. For the love of the second coming of Jojo! He was here the whole time!

43. 2 for the price of one Gramma!

44. 3 for the price of one Grandpa!

45. Battle cut for time! Highlights: I win! Paula dies! I’m a moron trying to heal her! Same thing as watching the fight! (He doesn’t actually say this, but the words show up on screen).

46. Thank god I didn’t eat the mushroom. Unintentional Runawayguys reference there! Jeez.

47. Stop pushing me! Jeez! I’m getting pushed around by a yarn ball, what am I, a cat?!

48. This yarn isn’t very epic! It’s not letting me play with it!

49. That…that…fortunate individual whose parents were never married!

50. For the love of Mama Luigi, would you just catch!

51. You son of a pickle!

52. He overslept at 4:24 AM?! *sigh* Nintendo Logic is shining through.

53. So you want me to go out into the world at 10 years old, against the elements, with just a Pokemon by my side, so you can write a freaking paper about it?! You got it!

54. It’s like Bulbapdia on the go without the Bulbapedia!

55. Leave me alone! Luigi! I never liked you!

56. SUNSHINE IS BETTER THAN 64! Hate comments commence!

57. What do you mean I did poorly on time?!

58. I swear, if anybody says anything about the graphics about this game, I’ll Falcon Punch you.

59. We captured a boss in a Pokeball! How often does that happen?! *coughSnorlaxandZapdoscough*

60. Hey Beedle, you know all that stuff I just bought from you? Well, now I’m gonna give it all back to you. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!

61. Just for the sheer fact.

62. You are seeing a visual representation of Luigi’s personal space. Please do not invade it.

63. I am Pikmin, hear me moo!

64. When I grow up, I’m gonna be a serial killer!

65. Gee, it sure is suicidal around here!

66. Why did the red Pikmin die?!

67. Cuteness never looked so badass.

68. You will need the Classic Contoller. Screw you! I’m using the Gamecube controller!

69. Well back in my day, I was playing Super Mario Sunshine and because I was playing so much Super Mario Sunshine, I didn’t know what a girl was until I was 14.

70. False advertising pal! You’re gonna die for that!

71. This is one murderous cake.

72. Eep! It’s not worth it! I’d rather have my life than money! I’m not Mr. Krabs.

73. What is he doing to that poor spear?!

74. YOU! You’re the one whose put me through all this agony! You…are…going…to die! Here is your letter! Good day, sir! I said “good day”! “Thank you, sir! What would we do without the post office?” I think we’d be a little less suicidal. And for that, we get…the Lucky Day badge. *sobs* I need more therapy! The awesome music!

75. You got a typo in a Nintendo game!

76. That is terrible! A pig running a hot dog stand. That is terrible.

77. That was the best Earth Tremor in the history of forever!

78. Doh! Freaking Pizzas!

79. I think that’s the last treasure and I think we’ve gone without setting off what it is that I’m so afraid of. I JUST HAD TO OPEN MY MOUTH! I JUST HAD TO SAY IT! AS SOON AS I FINISH SAYING IT! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! I had to open my mouth. I had to open my mouth. I freaking hate me and I hate my mouth. Let’s run like hell! Let’s run like he-hey he killed the dweevil for us! How nice!

80. Hey, don’t tongue my purple!
 

Gumball Machine

Celestial Guide
Hi Gutsehman! Glad you could make it.

1. MIYAMOTO!!!

2. Nintendo Logic, brought to you by Nintendo.

3. The epic no.

4. I know you’re fat, but that doesn’t mean you’re Wario!

5. DOH I MISSED!

6. WHAT?! That was a star!

7. Dinosaurs are people too, you know!

8. Hey Jon, hey Jon, don’t eat the mushroom.

9. I won by one coin!

10. GAAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!

11. You probably don’t even care that you killed like 20 additional Luigi’s, ‘cause Nintendo doesn’t freaking care about Luigi!

12. This planet existed for 15 seconds and it’s already been polluted? Gee, the future sure looks bleak for humanity.

13. For the love of Elemental Hero Bubbleman!

14. Luigi’s account has been suspended…

15. Look at my star bit count. I have enough to buy a PS3 at launch value over 3 attempts ago!

16. Suicide makes everything better!

17. Luigi’s epic no…se.

18. You’re so boring I’d rather die than talk to you!

19. I need you to come back up here so I can finish cleaning your god-forsaken teeth. Yeah, apparently your teeth are so freaking dirty they’ve polluted an entire lake.

20. We’re ruining Delfino’s economy!

21. Shoplifting produce makes everything better.

22. Why would you design a level around talking to people at the right time?!

23. He’s still a murderer, mommy!

24. Killing me won’t bring back your god-damn honey!

25. You take a Shine Sprite out of the Shine Gate just to put it back in. What the hell?

26. Oh! A Dugtrio! I’m gonna try and catch this just for the heck of it and I probably just sounded like a girl and I should stop talking like this!

27. Oh! I hate you and I hope you die…in a fire…like in the anime.

28. You gotta be kidding me! After all 30 of my Ultra Balls failed, a Pokeball caught it! What?

29. Hey there challenger, Bugsy’s still young, but *gasp DUN DUN DUN* Bugsy’s a boy?!

30. Best…gym…ever!

31. Screw you. Double screw you.

32. Oh! Oh my god, as soon as I cut the video I found a Phanpy! Oh! *WILD PHANPY FLED!* WHAT?!

33. There is a Pokemon that I want to get in this area. So let’s just look around for it for a second. All right, maybe this is it now. Yes this it it and-OH MY GAWD!

34. I will use one Ultra Ball. I swear, my one Ultra Ball will catch this thing. 1,2,3,4, oh my god oh my oh my god, Oh! Oh my god, the Let’s Play curse didn’t destroy me!

35.Players of HeartGold and SoulSilver, be jealous! I’m playing the slots!

36. Nothing but trash, nothing but trash. HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my god! I am stupid!

37. That guy is a trooper. Steve?! Steve’s a trooper?! (As if you guys didn’t see this one coming).

38. Suck it, Wollywogs! We ain’t never coming back!

39. I feel good about polluting the environment ‘cause it’ll make it harder for Wollywogs to survive.

40. Excuse me! I never knew water could be so rude!

41. What?! What?! What?! No! No! No! They all responded to my whistle! You’ve gotta be kidding me! No! No! No!

42. For the love of the second coming of Jojo! He was here the whole time!

43. 2 for the price of one Gramma!

44. 3 for the price of one Grandpa!

45. Battle cut for time! Highlights: I win! Paula dies! I’m a moron trying to heal her! Same thing as watching the fight! (He doesn’t actually say this, but the words show up on screen).

46. Thank god I didn’t eat the mushroom. Unintentional Runawayguys reference there! Jeez.

47. Stop pushing me! Jeez! I’m getting pushed around by a yarn ball, what am I, a cat?!

48. This yarn isn’t very epic! It’s not letting me play with it!

49. That…that…fortunate individual whose parents were never married!

50. For the love of Mama Luigi, would you just catch!

51. You son of a pickle!

52. He overslept at 4:24 AM?! *sigh* Nintendo Logic is shining through.

53. So you want me to go out into the world at 10 years old, against the elements, with just a Pokemon by my side, so you can write a freaking paper about it?! You got it!

54. It’s like Bulbapdia on the go without the Bulbapedia!

55. Leave me alone! Luigi! I never liked you!

56. SUNSHINE IS BETTER THAN 64! Hate comments commence!

57. What do you mean I did poorly on time?!

58. I swear, if anybody says anything about the graphics about this game, I’ll Falcon Punch you.

59. We captured a boss in a Pokeball! How often does that happen?! *coughSnorlaxandZapdoscough*

60. Hey Beedle, you know all that stuff I just bought from you? Well, now I’m gonna give it all back to you. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!

61. Just for the sheer fact.

62. You are seeing a visual representation of Luigi’s personal space. Please do not invade it.

63. I am Pikmin, hear me moo!

65. Gee, it sure is suicidal around here!

66. Why did the red Pikmin die?!

67. Cuteness never looked so badass.

68. You will need the Classic Contoller. Screw you! I’m using the Gamecube controller!

69. Well back in my day, I was playing Super Mario Sunshine and because I was playing so much Super Mario Sunshine, I didn’t know what a girl was until I was 14.

70. False advertising pal! You’re gonna die for that!

71. This is one murderous cake.

72. Eep! It’s not worth it! I’d rather have my life than money! I’m not Mr. Krabs.

73. What is he doing to that poor spear?!

74. YOU! You’re the one whose put me through all this agony! You…are…going…to die! Here is your letter! Good day, sir! I said “good day”! “Thank you, sir! What would we do without the post office?” I think we’d be a little less suicidal. And for that, we get…the Lucky Day badge. *sobs* I need more therapy! The awesome music!

75. You got a typo in a Nintendo game!

76. That is terrible! A pig running a hot dog stand. That is terrible.

77. That was the best Earth Tremor in the history of forever!

79. I think that’s the last treasure and I think we’ve gone without setting off what it is that I’m so afraid of. I JUST HAD TO OPEN MY MOUTH! I JUST HAD TO SAY IT! AS SOON AS I FINISH SAYING IT! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! I had to open my mouth. I had to open my mouth. I freaking hate me and I hate my mouth. Let’s run like hell! Let’s run like he-hey he killed the dweevil for us! How nice!

80. Hey, don’t tongue my purple!





Eliminated
When I grow up, I'm gonna be a serial killer!
Doh! Freaking Pizzas!
 

GutsehMan

Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman.
1. MIYAMOTO!!!

2. Nintendo Logic, brought to you by Nintendo.

3. The epic no.

4. I know you’re fat, but that doesn’t mean you’re Wario!

5. DOH I MISSED!

6. WHAT?! That was a star!

7. Dinosaurs are people too, you know!

8. Hey Jon, hey Jon, don’t eat the mushroom.

9. I won by one coin!

10. GAAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!

11. You probably don’t even care that you killed like 20 additional Luigi’s, ‘cause Nintendo doesn’t freaking care about Luigi!

12. This planet existed for 15 seconds and it’s already been polluted? Gee, the future sure looks bleak for humanity.

13. For the love of Elemental Hero Bubbleman!

14. Luigi’s account has been suspended…

15. Look at my star bit count. I have enough to buy a PS3 at launch value over 3 attempts ago!

16. Suicide makes everything better!

17. Luigi’s epic no…se.

18. You’re so boring I’d rather die than talk to you!

19. I need you to come back up here so I can finish cleaning your god-forsaken teeth. Yeah, apparently your teeth are so freaking dirty they’ve polluted an entire lake.

20. We’re ruining Delfino’s economy!

21. Shoplifting produce makes everything better.

22. Why would you design a level around talking to people at the right time?!

23. He’s still a murderer, mommy!

24. Killing me won’t bring back your god-damn honey!

25. You take a Shine Sprite out of the Shine Gate just to put it back in. What the hell?

26. Oh! A Dugtrio! I’m gonna try and catch this just for the heck of it and I probably just sounded like a girl and I should stop talking like this!

27. Oh! I hate you and I hope you die…in a fire…like in the anime.

28. You gotta be kidding me! After all 30 of my Ultra Balls failed, a Pokeball caught it! What?

29. Hey there challenger, Bugsy’s still young, but *gasp DUN DUN DUN* Bugsy’s a boy?!

30. Best…gym…ever!

31. Screw you. Double screw you.

32. Oh! Oh my god, as soon as I cut the video I found a Phanpy! Oh! *WILD PHANPY FLED!* WHAT?!

33. There is a Pokemon that I want to get in this area. So let’s just look around for it for a second. All right, maybe this is it now. Yes this it it and-OH MY GAWD!

34. I will use one Ultra Ball. I swear, my one Ultra Ball will catch this thing. 1,2,3,4, oh my god oh my oh my god, Oh! Oh my god, the Let’s Play curse didn’t destroy me!

35.Players of HeartGold and SoulSilver, be jealous! I’m playing the slots!

36. Nothing but trash, nothing but trash. HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my god! I am stupid!

37. That guy is a trooper. Steve?! Steve’s a trooper?! (As if you guys didn’t see this one coming).

38. Suck it, Wollywogs! We ain’t never coming back!

39. I feel good about polluting the environment ‘cause it’ll make it harder for Wollywogs to survive.

40. Excuse me! I never knew water could be so rude!

41. What?! What?! What?! No! No! No! They all responded to my whistle! You’ve gotta be kidding me! No! No! No!

42. For the love of the second coming of Jojo! He was here the whole time!

43. 2 for the price of one Gramma!

44. 3 for the price of one Grandpa!

45. Battle cut for time! Highlights: I win! Paula dies! I’m a moron trying to heal her! Same thing as watching the fight! (He doesn’t actually say this, but the words show up on screen).

46. Thank god I didn’t eat the mushroom. Unintentional Runawayguys reference there! Jeez.

47. Stop pushing me! Jeez! I’m getting pushed around by a yarn ball, what am I, a cat?!

48. This yarn isn’t very epic! It’s not letting me play with it!

49. That…that…fortunate individual whose parents were never married!

50. For the love of Mama Luigi, would you just catch!

51. You son of a pickle!

52. He overslept at 4:24 AM?! *sigh* Nintendo Logic is shining through.

53. So you want me to go out into the world at 10 years old, against the elements, with just a Pokemon by my side, so you can write a freaking paper about it?! You got it!

54. It’s like Bulbapdia on the go without the Bulbapedia!

55. Leave me alone! Luigi! I never liked you!

56. SUNSHINE IS BETTER THAN 64! Hate comments commence!

57. What do you mean I did poorly on time?!

58. I swear, if anybody says anything about the graphics about this game, I’ll Falcon Punch you.

59. We captured a boss in a Pokeball! How often does that happen?! *coughSnorlaxandZapdoscough*

60. Hey Beedle, you know all that stuff I just bought from you? Well, now I’m gonna give it all back to you. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!

61. Just for the sheer fact.

62. You are seeing a visual representation of Luigi’s personal space. Please do not invade it.

63. I am Pikmin, hear me moo!

65. Gee, it sure is suicidal around here!

66. Why did the red Pikmin die?!

67. Cuteness never looked so badass.

68. You will need the Classic Contoller. Screw you! I’m using the Gamecube controller!

69. Well back in my day, I was playing Super Mario Sunshine and because I was playing so much Super Mario Sunshine, I didn’t know what a girl was until I was 14.

70. False advertising pal! You’re gonna die for that!

71. This is one murderous cake.

72. Eep! It’s not worth it! I’d rather have my life than money! I’m not Mr. Krabs.

73. What is he doing to that poor spear?!

74. YOU! You’re the one whose put me through all this agony! You…are…going…to die! Here is your letter! Good day, sir! I said “good day”! “Thank you, sir! What would we do without the post office?” I think we’d be a little less suicidal. And for that, we get…the Lucky Day badge. *sobs* I need more therapy! The awesome music!

75. You got a typo in a Nintendo game!

76. That is terrible! A pig running a hot dog stand. That is terrible.

77. That was the best Earth Tremor in the history of forever!

79. I think that’s the last treasure and I think we’ve gone without setting off what it is that I’m so afraid of. I JUST HAD TO OPEN MY MOUTH! I JUST HAD TO SAY IT! AS SOON AS I FINISH SAYING IT! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! I had to open my mouth. I had to open my mouth. I freaking hate me and I hate my mouth. Let’s run like hell! Let’s run like he-hey he killed the dweevil for us! How nice!

80. Hey, don’t tongue my purple!





The quotes that don't deserve to be quoted
When I grow up, I'm gonna be a serial killer!
Doh! Freaking Pizzas!
Dinosaurs are people too, you know!
 

Gumball Machine

Celestial Guide
1. MIYAMOTO!!!

2. Nintendo Logic, brought to you by Nintendo.

3. The epic no.

4. I know you’re fat, but that doesn’t mean you’re Wario!

5. DOH I MISSED!

6. WHAT?! That was a star!

8. Hey Jon, hey Jon, don’t eat the mushroom.

9. I won by one coin!

10. GAAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!

11. You probably don’t even care that you killed like 20 additional Luigi’s, ‘cause Nintendo doesn’t freaking care about Luigi!

12. This planet existed for 15 seconds and it’s already been polluted? Gee, the future sure looks bleak for humanity.

13. For the love of Elemental Hero Bubbleman!

14. Luigi’s account has been suspended…

15. Look at my star bit count. I have enough to buy a PS3 at launch value over 3 attempts ago!

16. Suicide makes everything better!

17. Luigi’s epic no…se.

18. You’re so boring I’d rather die than talk to you!

19. I need you to come back up here so I can finish cleaning your god-forsaken teeth. Yeah, apparently your teeth are so freaking dirty they’ve polluted an entire lake.

20. We’re ruining Delfino’s economy!

21. Shoplifting produce makes everything better.

22. Why would you design a level around talking to people at the right time?!

23. He’s still a murderer, mommy!

24. Killing me won’t bring back your god-damn honey!

25. You take a Shine Sprite out of the Shine Gate just to put it back in. What the hell?

26. Oh! A Dugtrio! I’m gonna try and catch this just for the heck of it and I probably just sounded like a girl and I should stop talking like this!

27. Oh! I hate you and I hope you die…in a fire…like in the anime.

28. You gotta be kidding me! After all 30 of my Ultra Balls failed, a Pokeball caught it! What?

29. Hey there challenger, Bugsy’s still young, but *gasp DUN DUN DUN* Bugsy’s a boy?!

30. Best…gym…ever!

31. Screw you. Double screw you.

32. Oh! Oh my god, as soon as I cut the video I found a Phanpy! Oh! *WILD PHANPY FLED!* WHAT?!

33. There is a Pokemon that I want to get in this area. So let’s just look around for it for a second. All right, maybe this is it now. Yes this it it and-OH MY GAWD!

34. I will use one Ultra Ball. I swear, my one Ultra Ball will catch this thing. 1,2,3,4, oh my god oh my oh my god, Oh! Oh my god, the Let’s Play curse didn’t destroy me!

35.Players of HeartGold and SoulSilver, be jealous! I’m playing the slots!

36. Nothing but trash, nothing but trash. HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my god! I am stupid!

37. That guy is a trooper. Steve?! Steve’s a trooper?! (As if you guys didn’t see this one coming).

38. Suck it, Wollywogs! We ain’t never coming back!

39. I feel good about polluting the environment ‘cause it’ll make it harder for Wollywogs to survive.

40. Excuse me! I never knew water could be so rude!

41. What?! What?! What?! No! No! No! They all responded to my whistle! You’ve gotta be kidding me! No! No! No!

42. For the love of the second coming of Jojo! He was here the whole time!

43. 2 for the price of one Gramma!

44. 3 for the price of one Grandpa!

45. Battle cut for time! Highlights: I win! Paula dies! I’m a moron trying to heal her! Same thing as watching the fight! (He doesn’t actually say this, but the words show up on screen).

46. Thank god I didn’t eat the mushroom. Unintentional Runawayguys reference there! Jeez.

47. Stop pushing me! Jeez! I’m getting pushed around by a yarn ball, what am I, a cat?!

48. This yarn isn’t very epic! It’s not letting me play with it!

49. That…that…fortunate individual whose parents were never married!

50. For the love of Mama Luigi, would you just catch!

51. You son of a pickle!

52. He overslept at 4:24 AM?! *sigh* Nintendo Logic is shining through.

53. So you want me to go out into the world at 10 years old, against the elements, with just a Pokemon by my side, so you can write a freaking paper about it?! You got it!

54. It’s like Bulbapdia on the go without the Bulbapedia!

55. Leave me alone! Luigi! I never liked you!

56. SUNSHINE IS BETTER THAN 64! Hate comments commence!

57. What do you mean I did poorly on time?!

58. I swear, if anybody says anything about the graphics about this game, I’ll Falcon Punch you.

59. We captured a boss in a Pokeball! How often does that happen?! *coughSnorlaxandZapdoscough*

60. Hey Beedle, you know all that stuff I just bought from you? Well, now I’m gonna give it all back to you. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!

61. Just for the sheer fact.

62. You are seeing a visual representation of Luigi’s personal space. Please do not invade it.

63. I am Pikmin, hear me moo!

65. Gee, it sure is suicidal around here!

66. Why did the red Pikmin die?!

67. Cuteness never looked so badass.

68. You will need the Classic Contoller. Screw you! I’m using the Gamecube controller!

69. Well back in my day, I was playing Super Mario Sunshine and because I was playing so much Super Mario Sunshine, I didn’t know what a girl was until I was 14.

70. False advertising pal! You’re gonna die for that!

71. This is one murderous cake.

72. Eep! It’s not worth it! I’d rather have my life than money! I’m not Mr. Krabs.

73. What is he doing to that poor spear?!

74. YOU! You’re the one whose put me through all this agony! You…are…going…to die! Here is your letter! Good day, sir! I said “good day”! “Thank you, sir! What would we do without the post office?” I think we’d be a little less suicidal. And for that, we get…the Lucky Day badge. *sobs* I need more therapy! The awesome music!

75. You got a typo in a Nintendo game!

76. That is terrible! A pig running a hot dog stand. That is terrible.

77. That was the best Earth Tremor in the history of forever!

79. I think that’s the last treasure and I think we’ve gone without setting off what it is that I’m so afraid of. I JUST HAD TO OPEN MY MOUTH! I JUST HAD TO SAY IT! AS SOON AS I FINISH SAYING IT! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! I had to open my mouth. I had to open my mouth. I freaking hate me and I hate my mouth. Let’s run like hell! Let’s run like he-hey he killed the dweevil for us! How nice!


The quotes that don't deserve to be quoted
When I grow up, I'm gonna be a serial killer!
Doh! Freaking Pizzas!
Dinosaurs are people too, you know!
Hey, don't tongue my purple!
 

Gumball Machine

Celestial Guide
You put "Don't tongue my purple!" back in.

Get rid of "That is terrible, a pig running a hot dog stand."

1. MIYAMOTO!!!

2. Nintendo Logic, brought to you by Nintendo.

3. The epic no.

4. I know you’re fat, but that doesn’t mean you’re Wario!

5. DOH I MISSED!

6. WHAT?! That was a star!

8. Hey Jon, hey Jon, don’t eat the mushroom.

9. I won by one coin!

10. GAAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!

11. You probably don’t even care that you killed like 20 additional Luigi’s, ‘cause Nintendo doesn’t freaking care about Luigi!

12. This planet existed for 15 seconds and it’s already been polluted? Gee, the future sure looks bleak for humanity.

13. For the love of Elemental Hero Bubbleman!

15. Look at my star bit count. I have enough to buy a PS3 at launch value over 3 attempts ago!

16. Suicide makes everything better!

17. Luigi’s epic no…se.

18. You’re so boring I’d rather die than talk to you!

19. I need you to come back up here so I can finish cleaning your god-forsaken teeth. Yeah, apparently your teeth are so freaking dirty they’ve polluted an entire lake.

20. We’re ruining Delfino’s economy!

21. Shoplifting produce makes everything better.

22. Why would you design a level around talking to people at the right time?!

23. He’s still a murderer, mommy!

24. Killing me won’t bring back your god-damn honey!

25. You take a Shine Sprite out of the Shine Gate just to put it back in. What the hell?

26. Oh! A Dugtrio! I’m gonna try and catch this just for the heck of it and I probably just sounded like a girl and I should stop talking like this!

27. Oh! I hate you and I hope you die…in a fire…like in the anime.

28. You gotta be kidding me! After all 30 of my Ultra Balls failed, a Pokeball caught it! What?

29. Hey there challenger, Bugsy’s still young, but *gasp DUN DUN DUN* Bugsy’s a boy?!

30. Best…gym…ever!

31. Screw you. Double screw you.

32. Oh! Oh my god, as soon as I cut the video I found a Phanpy! Oh! *WILD PHANPY FLED!* WHAT?!

33. There is a Pokemon that I want to get in this area. So let’s just look around for it for a second. All right, maybe this is it now. Yes this it it and-OH MY GAWD!

34. I will use one Ultra Ball. I swear, my one Ultra Ball will catch this thing. 1,2,3,4, oh my god oh my oh my god, Oh! Oh my god, the Let’s Play curse didn’t destroy me!

35.Players of HeartGold and SoulSilver, be jealous! I’m playing the slots!

36. Nothing but trash, nothing but trash. HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my god! I am stupid!

37. That guy is a trooper. Steve?! Steve’s a trooper?! (As if you guys didn’t see this one coming).

38. Suck it, Wollywogs! We ain’t never coming back!

39. I feel good about polluting the environment ‘cause it’ll make it harder for Wollywogs to survive.

40. Excuse me! I never knew water could be so rude!

41. What?! What?! What?! No! No! No! They all responded to my whistle! You’ve gotta be kidding me! No! No! No!

42. For the love of the second coming of Jojo! He was here the whole time!

43. 2 for the price of one Gramma!

44. 3 for the price of one Grandpa!

45. Battle cut for time! Highlights: I win! Paula dies! I’m a moron trying to heal her! Same thing as watching the fight! (He doesn’t actually say this, but the words show up on screen).

46. Thank god I didn’t eat the mushroom. Unintentional Runawayguys reference there! Jeez.

47. Stop pushing me! Jeez! I’m getting pushed around by a yarn ball, what am I, a cat?!

48. This yarn isn’t very epic! It’s not letting me play with it!

49. That…that…fortunate individual whose parents were never married!

50. For the love of Mama Luigi, would you just catch!

51. You son of a pickle!

52. He overslept at 4:24 AM?! *sigh* Nintendo Logic is shining through.

53. So you want me to go out into the world at 10 years old, against the elements, with just a Pokemon by my side, so you can write a freaking paper about it?! You got it!

54. It’s like Bulbapdia on the go without the Bulbapedia!

55. Leave me alone! Luigi! I never liked you!

56. SUNSHINE IS BETTER THAN 64! Hate comments commence!

57. What do you mean I did poorly on time?!

58. I swear, if anybody says anything about the graphics about this game, I’ll Falcon Punch you.

59. We captured a boss in a Pokeball! How often does that happen?! *coughSnorlaxandZapdoscough*

60. Hey Beedle, you know all that stuff I just bought from you? Well, now I’m gonna give it all back to you. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!

61. Just for the sheer fact.

62. You are seeing a visual representation of Luigi’s personal space. Please do not invade it.

63. I am Pikmin, hear me moo!

65. Gee, it sure is suicidal around here!

66. Why did the red Pikmin die?!

67. Cuteness never looked so badass.

68. You will need the Classic Contoller. Screw you! I’m using the Gamecube controller!

69. Well back in my day, I was playing Super Mario Sunshine and because I was playing so much Super Mario Sunshine, I didn’t know what a girl was until I was 14.

70. False advertising pal! You’re gonna die for that!

71. This is one murderous cake.

72. Eep! It’s not worth it! I’d rather have my life than money! I’m not Mr. Krabs.

73. What is he doing to that poor spear?!

74. YOU! You’re the one whose put me through all this agony! You…are…going…to die! Here is your letter! Good day, sir! I said “good day”! “Thank you, sir! What would we do without the post office?” I think we’d be a little less suicidal. And for that, we get…the Lucky Day badge. *sobs* I need more therapy! The awesome music!

75. You got a typo in a Nintendo game!


77. That was the best Earth Tremor in the history of forever!

79. I think that’s the last treasure and I think we’ve gone without setting off what it is that I’m so afraid of. I JUST HAD TO OPEN MY MOUTH! I JUST HAD TO SAY IT! AS SOON AS I FINISH SAYING IT! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! I had to open my mouth. I had to open my mouth. I freaking hate me and I hate my mouth. Let’s run like hell! Let’s run like he-hey he killed the dweevil for us! How nice!
 

Gumball Machine

Celestial Guide
KO 9


1. MIYAMOTO!!!

2. Nintendo Logic, brought to you by Nintendo.

3. The epic no.

4. I know you’re fat, but that doesn’t mean you’re Wario!

5. DOH I MISSED!

6. WHAT?! That was a star!

8. Hey Jon, hey Jon, don’t eat the mushroom.

10. GAAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!

11. You probably don’t even care that you killed like 20 additional Luigi’s, ‘cause Nintendo doesn’t freaking care about Luigi!

12. This planet existed for 15 seconds and it’s already been polluted? Gee, the future sure looks bleak for humanity.

13. For the love of Elemental Hero Bubbleman!

15. Look at my star bit count. I have enough to buy a PS3 at launch value over 3 attempts ago!

16. Suicide makes everything better!

17. Luigi’s epic no…se.

18. You’re so boring I’d rather die than talk to you!

19. I need you to come back up here so I can finish cleaning your god-forsaken teeth. Yeah, apparently your teeth are so freaking dirty they’ve polluted an entire lake.

20. We’re ruining Delfino’s economy!

21. Shoplifting produce makes everything better.

22. Why would you design a level around talking to people at the right time?!

23. He’s still a murderer, mommy!

24. Killing me won’t bring back your god-damn honey!

25. You take a Shine Sprite out of the Shine Gate just to put it back in. What the hell?

26. Oh! A Dugtrio! I’m gonna try and catch this just for the heck of it and I probably just sounded like a girl and I should stop talking like this!

27. Oh! I hate you and I hope you die…in a fire…like in the anime.

28. You gotta be kidding me! After all 30 of my Ultra Balls failed, a Pokeball caught it! What?

29. Hey there challenger, Bugsy’s still young, but *gasp DUN DUN DUN* Bugsy’s a boy?!

30. Best…gym…ever!

31. Screw you. Double screw you.

32. Oh! Oh my god, as soon as I cut the video I found a Phanpy! Oh! *WILD PHANPY FLED!* WHAT?!

33. There is a Pokemon that I want to get in this area. So let’s just look around for it for a second. All right, maybe this is it now. Yes this it it and-OH MY GAWD!

34. I will use one Ultra Ball. I swear, my one Ultra Ball will catch this thing. 1,2,3,4, oh my god oh my oh my god, Oh! Oh my god, the Let’s Play curse didn’t destroy me!

35.Players of HeartGold and SoulSilver, be jealous! I’m playing the slots!

36. Nothing but trash, nothing but trash. HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my god! I am stupid!

37. That guy is a trooper. Steve?! Steve’s a trooper?! (As if you guys didn’t see this one coming).

38. Suck it, Wollywogs! We ain’t never coming back!

39. I feel good about polluting the environment ‘cause it’ll make it harder for Wollywogs to survive.

40. Excuse me! I never knew water could be so rude!

41. What?! What?! What?! No! No! No! They all responded to my whistle! You’ve gotta be kidding me! No! No! No!

42. For the love of the second coming of Jojo! He was here the whole time!

43. 2 for the price of one Gramma!

44. 3 for the price of one Grandpa!

45. Battle cut for time! Highlights: I win! Paula dies! I’m a moron trying to heal her! Same thing as watching the fight! (He doesn’t actually say this, but the words show up on screen).

46. Thank god I didn’t eat the mushroom. Unintentional Runawayguys reference there! Jeez.

47. Stop pushing me! Jeez! I’m getting pushed around by a yarn ball, what am I, a cat?!

48. This yarn isn’t very epic! It’s not letting me play with it!

49. That…that…fortunate individual whose parents were never married!

50. For the love of Mama Luigi, would you just catch!

51. You son of a pickle!

52. He overslept at 4:24 AM?! *sigh* Nintendo Logic is shining through.

53. So you want me to go out into the world at 10 years old, against the elements, with just a Pokemon by my side, so you can write a freaking paper about it?! You got it!

54. It’s like Bulbapdia on the go without the Bulbapedia!

55. Leave me alone! Luigi! I never liked you!

56. SUNSHINE IS BETTER THAN 64! Hate comments commence!

57. What do you mean I did poorly on time?!

58. I swear, if anybody says anything about the graphics about this game, I’ll Falcon Punch you.

59. We captured a boss in a Pokeball! How often does that happen?! *coughSnorlaxandZapdoscough*

60. Hey Beedle, you know all that stuff I just bought from you? Well, now I’m gonna give it all back to you. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!

61. Just for the sheer fact.

62. You are seeing a visual representation of Luigi’s personal space. Please do not invade it.

63. I am Pikmin, hear me moo!

65. Gee, it sure is suicidal around here!

66. Why did the red Pikmin die?!

67. Cuteness never looked so badass.

68. You will need the Classic Contoller. Screw you! I’m using the Gamecube controller!

69. Well back in my day, I was playing Super Mario Sunshine and because I was playing so much Super Mario Sunshine, I didn’t know what a girl was until I was 14.

70. False advertising pal! You’re gonna die for that!

71. This is one murderous cake.

72. Eep! It’s not worth it! I’d rather have my life than money! I’m not Mr. Krabs.

74. YOU! You’re the one whose put me through all this agony! You…are…going…to die! Here is your letter! Good day, sir! I said “good day”! “Thank you, sir! What would we do without the post office?” I think we’d be a little less suicidal. And for that, we get…the Lucky Day badge. *sobs* I need more therapy! The awesome music!

75. You got a typo in a Nintendo game!


77. That was the best Earth Tremor in the history of forever!

79. I think that’s the last treasure and I think we’ve gone without setting off what it is that I’m so afraid of. I JUST HAD TO OPEN MY MOUTH! I JUST HAD TO SAY IT! AS SOON AS I FINISH SAYING IT! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! I had to open my mouth. I had to open my mouth. I freaking hate me and I hate my mouth. Let’s run like hell! Let’s run like he-hey he killed the dweevil for us! How nice!
 

Gumball Machine

Celestial Guide
KO 17

1. MIYAMOTO!!!

2. Nintendo Logic, brought to you by Nintendo.

3. The epic no.

4. I know you’re fat, but that doesn’t mean you’re Wario!

5. DOH I MISSED!

6. WHAT?! That was a star!

8. Hey Jon, hey Jon, don’t eat the mushroom.

10. GAAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!

11. You probably don’t even care that you killed like 20 additional Luigi’s, ‘cause Nintendo doesn’t freaking care about Luigi!

12. This planet existed for 15 seconds and it’s already been polluted? Gee, the future sure looks bleak for humanity.

13. For the love of Elemental Hero Bubbleman!

15. Look at my star bit count. I have enough to buy a PS3 at launch value over 3 attempts ago!

16. Suicide makes everything better!

18. You’re so boring I’d rather die than talk to you!

19. I need you to come back up here so I can finish cleaning your god-forsaken teeth. Yeah, apparently your teeth are so freaking dirty they’ve polluted an entire lake.

20. We’re ruining Delfino’s economy!

22. Why would you design a level around talking to people at the right time?!

23. He’s still a murderer, mommy!

24. Killing me won’t bring back your god-damn honey!

25. You take a Shine Sprite out of the Shine Gate just to put it back in. What the hell?

26. Oh! A Dugtrio! I’m gonna try and catch this just for the heck of it and I probably just sounded like a girl and I should stop talking like this!

27. Oh! I hate you and I hope you die…in a fire…like in the anime.

28. You gotta be kidding me! After all 30 of my Ultra Balls failed, a Pokeball caught it! What?

29. Hey there challenger, Bugsy’s still young, but *gasp DUN DUN DUN* Bugsy’s a boy?!

30. Best…gym…ever!

31. Screw you. Double screw you.

32. Oh! Oh my god, as soon as I cut the video I found a Phanpy! Oh! *WILD PHANPY FLED!* WHAT?!

33. There is a Pokemon that I want to get in this area. So let’s just look around for it for a second. All right, maybe this is it now. Yes this it it and-OH MY GAWD!

34. I will use one Ultra Ball. I swear, my one Ultra Ball will catch this thing. 1,2,3,4, oh my god oh my oh my god, Oh! Oh my god, the Let’s Play curse didn’t destroy me!

35.Players of HeartGold and SoulSilver, be jealous! I’m playing the slots!

36. Nothing but trash, nothing but trash. HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my god! I am stupid!

37. That guy is a trooper. Steve?! Steve’s a trooper?! (As if you guys didn’t see this one coming).

38. Suck it, Wollywogs! We ain’t never coming back!

39. I feel good about polluting the environment ‘cause it’ll make it harder for Wollywogs to survive.

40. Excuse me! I never knew water could be so rude!

41. What?! What?! What?! No! No! No! They all responded to my whistle! You’ve gotta be kidding me! No! No! No!

42. For the love of the second coming of Jojo! He was here the whole time!

43. 2 for the price of one Gramma!

44. 3 for the price of one Grandpa!

45. Battle cut for time! Highlights: I win! Paula dies! I’m a moron trying to heal her! Same thing as watching the fight! (He doesn’t actually say this, but the words show up on screen).

46. Thank god I didn’t eat the mushroom. Unintentional Runawayguys reference there! Jeez.

47. Stop pushing me! Jeez! I’m getting pushed around by a yarn ball, what am I, a cat?!

48. This yarn isn’t very epic! It’s not letting me play with it!

49. That…that…fortunate individual whose parents were never married!

50. For the love of Mama Luigi, would you just catch!

51. You son of a pickle!

52. He overslept at 4:24 AM?! *sigh* Nintendo Logic is shining through.

53. So you want me to go out into the world at 10 years old, against the elements, with just a Pokemon by my side, so you can write a freaking paper about it?! You got it!

54. It’s like Bulbapdia on the go without the Bulbapedia!

55. Leave me alone! Luigi! I never liked you!

56. SUNSHINE IS BETTER THAN 64! Hate comments commence!

57. What do you mean I did poorly on time?!

58. I swear, if anybody says anything about the graphics about this game, I’ll Falcon Punch you.

59. We captured a boss in a Pokeball! How often does that happen?! *coughSnorlaxandZapdoscough*

60. Hey Beedle, you know all that stuff I just bought from you? Well, now I’m gonna give it all back to you. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!

61. Just for the sheer fact.

62. You are seeing a visual representation of Luigi’s personal space. Please do not invade it.

63. I am Pikmin, hear me moo!

65. Gee, it sure is suicidal around here!

66. Why did the red Pikmin die?!

67. Cuteness never looked so badass.

68. You will need the Classic Contoller. Screw you! I’m using the Gamecube controller!

69. Well back in my day, I was playing Super Mario Sunshine and because I was playing so much Super Mario Sunshine, I didn’t know what a girl was until I was 14.

70. False advertising pal! You’re gonna die for that!

71. This is one murderous cake.

72. Eep! It’s not worth it! I’d rather have my life than money! I’m not Mr. Krabs.

74. YOU! You’re the one whose put me through all this agony! You…are…going…to die! Here is your letter! Good day, sir! I said “good day”! “Thank you, sir! What would we do without the post office?” I think we’d be a little less suicidal. And for that, we get…the Lucky Day badge. *sobs* I need more therapy! The awesome music!

75. You got a typo in a Nintendo game!


77. That was the best Earth Tremor in the history of forever!

79. I think that’s the last treasure and I think we’ve gone without setting off what it is that I’m so afraid of. I JUST HAD TO OPEN MY MOUTH! I JUST HAD TO SAY IT! AS SOON AS I FINISH SAYING IT! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! I had to open my mouth. I had to open my mouth. I freaking hate me and I hate my mouth. Let’s run like hell! Let’s run like he-hey he killed the dweevil for us! How nice!
 

Gumball Machine

Celestial Guide
KO 42

1. MIYAMOTO!!!

2. Nintendo Logic, brought to you by Nintendo.

3. The epic no.

4. I know you’re fat, but that doesn’t mean you’re Wario!

5. DOH I MISSED!

6. WHAT?! That was a star!

8. Hey Jon, hey Jon, don’t eat the mushroom.

10. GAAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!

11. You probably don’t even care that you killed like 20 additional Luigi’s, ‘cause Nintendo doesn’t freaking care about Luigi!

12. This planet existed for 15 seconds and it’s already been polluted? Gee, the future sure looks bleak for humanity.

13. For the love of Elemental Hero Bubbleman!

15. Look at my star bit count. I have enough to buy a PS3 at launch value over 3 attempts ago!

16. Suicide makes everything better!

18. You’re so boring I’d rather die than talk to you!

19. I need you to come back up here so I can finish cleaning your god-forsaken teeth. Yeah, apparently your teeth are so freaking dirty they’ve polluted an entire lake.

20. We’re ruining Delfino’s economy!

22. Why would you design a level around talking to people at the right time?!

23. He’s still a murderer, mommy!

24. Killing me won’t bring back your god-damn honey!

25. You take a Shine Sprite out of the Shine Gate just to put it back in. What the hell?

26. Oh! A Dugtrio! I’m gonna try and catch this just for the heck of it and I probably just sounded like a girl and I should stop talking like this!

27. Oh! I hate you and I hope you die…in a fire…like in the anime.

28. You gotta be kidding me! After all 30 of my Ultra Balls failed, a Pokeball caught it! What?

29. Hey there challenger, Bugsy’s still young, but *gasp DUN DUN DUN* Bugsy’s a boy?!

30. Best…gym…ever!

31. Screw you. Double screw you.

32. Oh! Oh my god, as soon as I cut the video I found a Phanpy! Oh! *WILD PHANPY FLED!* WHAT?!

33. There is a Pokemon that I want to get in this area. So let’s just look around for it for a second. All right, maybe this is it now. Yes this it it and-OH MY GAWD!

34. I will use one Ultra Ball. I swear, my one Ultra Ball will catch this thing. 1,2,3,4, oh my god oh my oh my god, Oh! Oh my god, the Let’s Play curse didn’t destroy me!

35.Players of HeartGold and SoulSilver, be jealous! I’m playing the slots!

36. Nothing but trash, nothing but trash. HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my god! I am stupid!

37. That guy is a trooper. Steve?! Steve’s a trooper?! (As if you guys didn’t see this one coming).

38. Suck it, Wollywogs! We ain’t never coming back!

39. I feel good about polluting the environment ‘cause it’ll make it harder for Wollywogs to survive.

40. Excuse me! I never knew water could be so rude!

41. What?! What?! What?! No! No! No! They all responded to my whistle! You’ve gotta be kidding me! No! No! No!

43. 2 for the price of one Gramma!

44. 3 for the price of one Grandpa!

45. Battle cut for time! Highlights: I win! Paula dies! I’m a moron trying to heal her! Same thing as watching the fight! (He doesn’t actually say this, but the words show up on screen).

46. Thank god I didn’t eat the mushroom. Unintentional Runawayguys reference there! Jeez.

47. Stop pushing me! Jeez! I’m getting pushed around by a yarn ball, what am I, a cat?!

48. This yarn isn’t very epic! It’s not letting me play with it!

49. That…that…fortunate individual whose parents were never married!

50. For the love of Mama Luigi, would you just catch!

51. You son of a pickle!

52. He overslept at 4:24 AM?! *sigh* Nintendo Logic is shining through.

53. So you want me to go out into the world at 10 years old, against the elements, with just a Pokemon by my side, so you can write a freaking paper about it?! You got it!

55. Leave me alone! Luigi! I never liked you!

56. SUNSHINE IS BETTER THAN 64! Hate comments commence!

57. What do you mean I did poorly on time?!

58. I swear, if anybody says anything about the graphics about this game, I’ll Falcon Punch you.

59. We captured a boss in a Pokeball! How often does that happen?! *coughSnorlaxandZapdoscough*

60. Hey Beedle, you know all that stuff I just bought from you? Well, now I’m gonna give it all back to you. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!

61. Just for the sheer fact.

62. You are seeing a visual representation of Luigi’s personal space. Please do not invade it.

63. I am Pikmin, hear me moo!

65. Gee, it sure is suicidal around here!

66. Why did the red Pikmin die?!

67. Cuteness never looked so badass.

68. You will need the Classic Contoller. Screw you! I’m using the Gamecube controller!

69. Well back in my day, I was playing Super Mario Sunshine and because I was playing so much Super Mario Sunshine, I didn’t know what a girl was until I was 14.

70. False advertising pal! You’re gonna die for that!

71. This is one murderous cake.

72. Eep! It’s not worth it! I’d rather have my life than money! I’m not Mr. Krabs.

74. YOU! You’re the one whose put me through all this agony! You…are…going…to die! Here is your letter! Good day, sir! I said “good day”! “Thank you, sir! What would we do without the post office?” I think we’d be a little less suicidal. And for that, we get…the Lucky Day badge. *sobs* I need more therapy! The awesome music!

75. You got a typo in a Nintendo game!


77. That was the best Earth Tremor in the history of forever!

79. I think that’s the last treasure and I think we’ve gone without setting off what it is that I’m so afraid of. I JUST HAD TO OPEN MY MOUTH! I JUST HAD TO SAY IT! AS SOON AS I FINISH SAYING IT! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! I had to open my mouth. I had to open my mouth. I freaking hate me and I hate my mouth. Let’s run like hell! Let’s run like he-hey he killed the dweevil for us! How nice!
 

Smasher

Smasher
Forum Moderator
Chat Operator
Core 'Shroom Staff
Awards Committee
Kill 75

1. MIYAMOTO!!!

2. Nintendo Logic, brought to you by Nintendo.

3. The epic no.

4. I know you’re fat, but that doesn’t mean you’re Wario!

5. DOH I MISSED!

6. WHAT?! That was a star!

8. Hey Jon, hey Jon, don’t eat the mushroom.

10. GAAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!

11. You probably don’t even care that you killed like 20 additional Luigi’s, ‘cause Nintendo doesn’t freaking care about Luigi!

12. This planet existed for 15 seconds and it’s already been polluted? Gee, the future sure looks bleak for humanity.

13. For the love of Elemental Hero Bubbleman!

15. Look at my star bit count. I have enough to buy a PS3 at launch value over 3 attempts ago!

16. Suicide makes everything better!

18. You’re so boring I’d rather die than talk to you!

19. I need you to come back up here so I can finish cleaning your god-forsaken teeth. Yeah, apparently your teeth are so freaking dirty they’ve polluted an entire lake.

20. We’re ruining Delfino’s economy!

22. Why would you design a level around talking to people at the right time?!

23. He’s still a murderer, mommy!

24. Killing me won’t bring back your god-damn honey!

25. You take a Shine Sprite out of the Shine Gate just to put it back in. What the hell?

26. Oh! A Dugtrio! I’m gonna try and catch this just for the heck of it and I probably just sounded like a girl and I should stop talking like this!

27. Oh! I hate you and I hope you die…in a fire…like in the anime.

28. You gotta be kidding me! After all 30 of my Ultra Balls failed, a Pokeball caught it! What?

29. Hey there challenger, Bugsy’s still young, but *gasp DUN DUN DUN* Bugsy’s a boy?!

30. Best…gym…ever!

31. Screw you. Double screw you.

32. Oh! Oh my god, as soon as I cut the video I found a Phanpy! Oh! *WILD PHANPY FLED!* WHAT?!

33. There is a Pokemon that I want to get in this area. So let’s just look around for it for a second. All right, maybe this is it now. Yes this it it and-OH MY GAWD!

34. I will use one Ultra Ball. I swear, my one Ultra Ball will catch this thing. 1,2,3,4, oh my god oh my oh my god, Oh! Oh my god, the Let’s Play curse didn’t destroy me!

35.Players of HeartGold and SoulSilver, be jealous! I’m playing the slots!

36. Nothing but trash, nothing but trash. HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my god! I am stupid!

37. That guy is a trooper. Steve?! Steve’s a trooper?! (As if you guys didn’t see this one coming).

38. Suck it, Wollywogs! We ain’t never coming back!

39. I feel good about polluting the environment ‘cause it’ll make it harder for Wollywogs to survive.

40. Excuse me! I never knew water could be so rude!

41. What?! What?! What?! No! No! No! They all responded to my whistle! You’ve gotta be kidding me! No! No! No!

43. 2 for the price of one Gramma!

44. 3 for the price of one Grandpa!

45. Battle cut for time! Highlights: I win! Paula dies! I’m a moron trying to heal her! Same thing as watching the fight! (He doesn’t actually say this, but the words show up on screen).

46. Thank god I didn’t eat the mushroom. Unintentional Runawayguys reference there! Jeez.

47. Stop pushing me! Jeez! I’m getting pushed around by a yarn ball, what am I, a cat?!

48. This yarn isn’t very epic! It’s not letting me play with it!

49. That…that…fortunate individual whose parents were never married!

50. For the love of Mama Luigi, would you just catch!

51. You son of a pickle!

52. He overslept at 4:24 AM?! *sigh* Nintendo Logic is shining through.

53. So you want me to go out into the world at 10 years old, against the elements, with just a Pokemon by my side, so you can write a freaking paper about it?! You got it!

55. Leave me alone! Luigi! I never liked you!

56. SUNSHINE IS BETTER THAN 64! Hate comments commence!

57. What do you mean I did poorly on time?!

58. I swear, if anybody says anything about the graphics about this game, I’ll Falcon Punch you.

59. We captured a boss in a Pokeball! How often does that happen?! *coughSnorlaxandZapdoscough*

60. Hey Beedle, you know all that stuff I just bought from you? Well, now I’m gonna give it all back to you. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!

61. Just for the sheer fact.

62. You are seeing a visual representation of Luigi’s personal space. Please do not invade it.

63. I am Pikmin, hear me moo!

65. Gee, it sure is suicidal around here!

66. Why did the red Pikmin die?!

67. Cuteness never looked so badass.

68. You will need the Classic Contoller. Screw you! I’m using the Gamecube controller!

69. Well back in my day, I was playing Super Mario Sunshine and because I was playing so much Super Mario Sunshine, I didn’t know what a girl was until I was 14.

70. False advertising pal! You’re gonna die for that!

71. This is one murderous cake.

72. Eep! It’s not worth it! I’d rather have my life than money! I’m not Mr. Krabs.

74. YOU! You’re the one whose put me through all this agony! You…are…going…to die! Here is your letter! Good day, sir! I said “good day”! “Thank you, sir! What would we do without the post office?” I think we’d be a little less suicidal. And for that, we get…the Lucky Day badge. *sobs* I need more therapy! The awesome music!


77. That was the best Earth Tremor in the history of forever!

79. I think that’s the last treasure and I think we’ve gone without setting off what it is that I’m so afraid of. I JUST HAD TO OPEN MY MOUTH! I JUST HAD TO SAY IT! AS SOON AS I FINISH SAYING IT! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! I had to open my mouth. I had to open my mouth. I freaking hate me and I hate my mouth. Let’s run like hell! Let’s run like he-hey he killed the dweevil for us! How nice!
 

Gumball Machine

Celestial Guide
KO 43

1. MIYAMOTO!!!

2. Nintendo Logic, brought to you by Nintendo.

3. The epic no.

4. I know you’re fat, but that doesn’t mean you’re Wario!

5. DOH I MISSED!

6. WHAT?! That was a star!

8. Hey Jon, hey Jon, don’t eat the mushroom.

10. GAAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!

11. You probably don’t even care that you killed like 20 additional Luigi’s, ‘cause Nintendo doesn’t freaking care about Luigi!

12. This planet existed for 15 seconds and it’s already been polluted? Gee, the future sure looks bleak for humanity.

13. For the love of Elemental Hero Bubbleman!

15. Look at my star bit count. I have enough to buy a PS3 at launch value over 3 attempts ago!

16. Suicide makes everything better!

18. You’re so boring I’d rather die than talk to you!

19. I need you to come back up here so I can finish cleaning your god-forsaken teeth. Yeah, apparently your teeth are so freaking dirty they’ve polluted an entire lake.

20. We’re ruining Delfino’s economy!

22. Why would you design a level around talking to people at the right time?!

23. He’s still a murderer, mommy!

24. Killing me won’t bring back your god-damn honey!

25. You take a Shine Sprite out of the Shine Gate just to put it back in. What the hell?

26. Oh! A Dugtrio! I’m gonna try and catch this just for the heck of it and I probably just sounded like a girl and I should stop talking like this!

27. Oh! I hate you and I hope you die…in a fire…like in the anime.

28. You gotta be kidding me! After all 30 of my Ultra Balls failed, a Pokeball caught it! What?

29. Hey there challenger, Bugsy’s still young, but *gasp DUN DUN DUN* Bugsy’s a boy?!

30. Best…gym…ever!

31. Screw you. Double screw you.

32. Oh! Oh my god, as soon as I cut the video I found a Phanpy! Oh! *WILD PHANPY FLED!* WHAT?!

33. There is a Pokemon that I want to get in this area. So let’s just look around for it for a second. All right, maybe this is it now. Yes this it it and-OH MY GAWD!

34. I will use one Ultra Ball. I swear, my one Ultra Ball will catch this thing. 1,2,3,4, oh my god oh my oh my god, Oh! Oh my god, the Let’s Play curse didn’t destroy me!

35.Players of HeartGold and SoulSilver, be jealous! I’m playing the slots!

36. Nothing but trash, nothing but trash. HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my god! I am stupid!

37. That guy is a trooper. Steve?! Steve’s a trooper?! (As if you guys didn’t see this one coming).

38. Suck it, Wollywogs! We ain’t never coming back!

39. I feel good about polluting the environment ‘cause it’ll make it harder for Wollywogs to survive.

40. Excuse me! I never knew water could be so rude!

41. What?! What?! What?! No! No! No! They all responded to my whistle! You’ve gotta be kidding me! No! No! No!

44. 3 for the price of one Grandpa!

45. Battle cut for time! Highlights: I win! Paula dies! I’m a moron trying to heal her! Same thing as watching the fight! (He doesn’t actually say this, but the words show up on screen).

46. Thank god I didn’t eat the mushroom. Unintentional Runawayguys reference there! Jeez.

47. Stop pushing me! Jeez! I’m getting pushed around by a yarn ball, what am I, a cat?!

48. This yarn isn’t very epic! It’s not letting me play with it!

49. That…that…fortunate individual whose parents were never married!

50. For the love of Mama Luigi, would you just catch!

51. You son of a pickle!

52. He overslept at 4:24 AM?! *sigh* Nintendo Logic is shining through.

53. So you want me to go out into the world at 10 years old, against the elements, with just a Pokemon by my side, so you can write a freaking paper about it?! You got it!

55. Leave me alone! Luigi! I never liked you!

56. SUNSHINE IS BETTER THAN 64! Hate comments commence!

57. What do you mean I did poorly on time?!

58. I swear, if anybody says anything about the graphics about this game, I’ll Falcon Punch you.

59. We captured a boss in a Pokeball! How often does that happen?! *coughSnorlaxandZapdoscough*

60. Hey Beedle, you know all that stuff I just bought from you? Well, now I’m gonna give it all back to you. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!

61. Just for the sheer fact.

62. You are seeing a visual representation of Luigi’s personal space. Please do not invade it.

63. I am Pikmin, hear me moo!

65. Gee, it sure is suicidal around here!

66. Why did the red Pikmin die?!

67. Cuteness never looked so badass.

68. You will need the Classic Contoller. Screw you! I’m using the Gamecube controller!

69. Well back in my day, I was playing Super Mario Sunshine and because I was playing so much Super Mario Sunshine, I didn’t know what a girl was until I was 14.

71. This is one murderous cake.

72. Eep! It’s not worth it! I’d rather have my life than money! I’m not Mr. Krabs.

74. YOU! You’re the one whose put me through all this agony! You…are…going…to die! Here is your letter! Good day, sir! I said “good day”! “Thank you, sir! What would we do without the post office?” I think we’d be a little less suicidal. And for that, we get…the Lucky Day badge. *sobs* I need more therapy! The awesome music!


77. That was the best Earth Tremor in the history of forever!

79. I think that’s the last treasure and I think we’ve gone without setting off what it is that I’m so afraid of. I JUST HAD TO OPEN MY MOUTH! I JUST HAD TO SAY IT! AS SOON AS I FINISH SAYING IT! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! I had to open my mouth. I had to open my mouth. I freaking hate me and I hate my mouth. Let’s run like hell! Let’s run like he-hey he killed the dweevil for us! How nice!
 

Smasher

Smasher
Forum Moderator
Chat Operator
Core 'Shroom Staff
Awards Committee
KO 44.

1. MIYAMOTO!!!

2. Nintendo Logic, brought to you by Nintendo.

3. The epic no.

4. I know you’re fat, but that doesn’t mean you’re Wario!

5. DOH I MISSED!

6. WHAT?! That was a star!

8. Hey Jon, hey Jon, don’t eat the mushroom.

10. GAAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!

11. You probably don’t even care that you killed like 20 additional Luigi’s, ‘cause Nintendo doesn’t freaking care about Luigi!

12. This planet existed for 15 seconds and it’s already been polluted? Gee, the future sure looks bleak for humanity.

13. For the love of Elemental Hero Bubbleman!

15. Look at my star bit count. I have enough to buy a PS3 at launch value over 3 attempts ago!

16. Suicide makes everything better!

18. You’re so boring I’d rather die than talk to you!

19. I need you to come back up here so I can finish cleaning your god-forsaken teeth. Yeah, apparently your teeth are so freaking dirty they’ve polluted an entire lake.

20. We’re ruining Delfino’s economy!

22. Why would you design a level around talking to people at the right time?!

23. He’s still a murderer, mommy!

24. Killing me won’t bring back your god-damn honey!

25. You take a Shine Sprite out of the Shine Gate just to put it back in. What the hell?

26. Oh! A Dugtrio! I’m gonna try and catch this just for the heck of it and I probably just sounded like a girl and I should stop talking like this!

27. Oh! I hate you and I hope you die…in a fire…like in the anime.

28. You gotta be kidding me! After all 30 of my Ultra Balls failed, a Pokeball caught it! What?

29. Hey there challenger, Bugsy’s still young, but *gasp DUN DUN DUN* Bugsy’s a boy?!

30. Best…gym…ever!

31. Screw you. Double screw you.

32. Oh! Oh my god, as soon as I cut the video I found a Phanpy! Oh! *WILD PHANPY FLED!* WHAT?!

33. There is a Pokemon that I want to get in this area. So let’s just look around for it for a second. All right, maybe this is it now. Yes this it it and-OH MY GAWD!

34. I will use one Ultra Ball. I swear, my one Ultra Ball will catch this thing. 1,2,3,4, oh my god oh my oh my god, Oh! Oh my god, the Let’s Play curse didn’t destroy me!

35.Players of HeartGold and SoulSilver, be jealous! I’m playing the slots!

36. Nothing but trash, nothing but trash. HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my god! I am stupid!

37. That guy is a trooper. Steve?! Steve’s a trooper?! (As if you guys didn’t see this one coming).

38. Suck it, Wollywogs! We ain’t never coming back!

39. I feel good about polluting the environment ‘cause it’ll make it harder for Wollywogs to survive.

40. Excuse me! I never knew water could be so rude!

41. What?! What?! What?! No! No! No! They all responded to my whistle! You’ve gotta be kidding me! No! No! No!

45. Battle cut for time! Highlights: I win! Paula dies! I’m a moron trying to heal her! Same thing as watching the fight! (He doesn’t actually say this, but the words show up on screen).

46. Thank god I didn’t eat the mushroom. Unintentional Runawayguys reference there! Jeez.

47. Stop pushing me! Jeez! I’m getting pushed around by a yarn ball, what am I, a cat?!

48. This yarn isn’t very epic! It’s not letting me play with it!

49. That…that…fortunate individual whose parents were never married!

50. For the love of Mama Luigi, would you just catch!

51. You son of a pickle!

52. He overslept at 4:24 AM?! *sigh* Nintendo Logic is shining through.

53. So you want me to go out into the world at 10 years old, against the elements, with just a Pokemon by my side, so you can write a freaking paper about it?! You got it!

55. Leave me alone! Luigi! I never liked you!

56. SUNSHINE IS BETTER THAN 64! Hate comments commence!

57. What do you mean I did poorly on time?!

58. I swear, if anybody says anything about the graphics about this game, I’ll Falcon Punch you.

59. We captured a boss in a Pokeball! How often does that happen?! *coughSnorlaxandZapdoscough*

60. Hey Beedle, you know all that stuff I just bought from you? Well, now I’m gonna give it all back to you. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!

61. Just for the sheer fact.

62. You are seeing a visual representation of Luigi’s personal space. Please do not invade it.

63. I am Pikmin, hear me moo!

65. Gee, it sure is suicidal around here!

66. Why did the red Pikmin die?!

67. Cuteness never looked so badass.

68. You will need the Classic Contoller. Screw you! I’m using the Gamecube controller!

69. Well back in my day, I was playing Super Mario Sunshine and because I was playing so much Super Mario Sunshine, I didn’t know what a girl was until I was 14.

71. This is one murderous cake.

72. Eep! It’s not worth it! I’d rather have my life than money! I’m not Mr. Krabs.

74. YOU! You’re the one whose put me through all this agony! You…are…going…to die! Here is your letter! Good day, sir! I said “good day”! “Thank you, sir! What would we do without the post office?” I think we’d be a little less suicidal. And for that, we get…the Lucky Day badge. *sobs* I need more therapy! The awesome music!


77. That was the best Earth Tremor in the history of forever!

79. I think that’s the last treasure and I think we’ve gone without setting off what it is that I’m so afraid of. I JUST HAD TO OPEN MY MOUTH! I JUST HAD TO SAY IT! AS SOON AS I FINISH SAYING IT! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! I had to open my mouth. I had to open my mouth. I freaking hate me and I hate my mouth. Let’s run like hell! Let’s run like he-hey he killed the dweevil for us! How nice!
 

Gumball Machine

Celestial Guide
Ko 47

1. MIYAMOTO!!!

2. Nintendo Logic, brought to you by Nintendo.

3. The epic no.

4. I know you’re fat, but that doesn’t mean you’re Wario!

5. DOH I MISSED!

6. WHAT?! That was a star!

8. Hey Jon, hey Jon, don’t eat the mushroom.

10. GAAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!

11. You probably don’t even care that you killed like 20 additional Luigi’s, ‘cause Nintendo doesn’t freaking care about Luigi!

12. This planet existed for 15 seconds and it’s already been polluted? Gee, the future sure looks bleak for humanity.

13. For the love of Elemental Hero Bubbleman!

15. Look at my star bit count. I have enough to buy a PS3 at launch value over 3 attempts ago!

16. Suicide makes everything better!

18. You’re so boring I’d rather die than talk to you!

19. I need you to come back up here so I can finish cleaning your god-forsaken teeth. Yeah, apparently your teeth are so freaking dirty they’ve polluted an entire lake.

20. We’re ruining Delfino’s economy!

22. Why would you design a level around talking to people at the right time?!

23. He’s still a murderer, mommy!

24. Killing me won’t bring back your god-damn honey!

25. You take a Shine Sprite out of the Shine Gate just to put it back in. What the hell?

26. Oh! A Dugtrio! I’m gonna try and catch this just for the heck of it and I probably just sounded like a girl and I should stop talking like this!

27. Oh! I hate you and I hope you die…in a fire…like in the anime.

28. You gotta be kidding me! After all 30 of my Ultra Balls failed, a Pokeball caught it! What?

29. Hey there challenger, Bugsy’s still young, but *gasp DUN DUN DUN* Bugsy’s a boy?!

30. Best…gym…ever!

31. Screw you. Double screw you.

32. Oh! Oh my god, as soon as I cut the video I found a Phanpy! Oh! *WILD PHANPY FLED!* WHAT?!

33. There is a Pokemon that I want to get in this area. So let’s just look around for it for a second. All right, maybe this is it now. Yes this it it and-OH MY GAWD!

34. I will use one Ultra Ball. I swear, my one Ultra Ball will catch this thing. 1,2,3,4, oh my god oh my oh my god, Oh! Oh my god, the Let’s Play curse didn’t destroy me!

35.Players of HeartGold and SoulSilver, be jealous! I’m playing the slots!

36. Nothing but trash, nothing but trash. HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my god! I am stupid!

37. That guy is a trooper. Steve?! Steve’s a trooper?! (As if you guys didn’t see this one coming).

38. Suck it, Wollywogs! We ain’t never coming back!

39. I feel good about polluting the environment ‘cause it’ll make it harder for Wollywogs to survive.

40. Excuse me! I never knew water could be so rude!

41. What?! What?! What?! No! No! No! They all responded to my whistle! You’ve gotta be kidding me! No! No! No!

45. Battle cut for time! Highlights: I win! Paula dies! I’m a moron trying to heal her! Same thing as watching the fight! (He doesn’t actually say this, but the words show up on screen).

46. Thank god I didn’t eat the mushroom. Unintentional Runawayguys reference there! Jeez.

48. This yarn isn’t very epic! It’s not letting me play with it!

49. That…that…fortunate individual whose parents were never married!

50. For the love of Mama Luigi, would you just catch!

51. You son of a pickle!

52. He overslept at 4:24 AM?! *sigh* Nintendo Logic is shining through.

53. So you want me to go out into the world at 10 years old, against the elements, with just a Pokemon by my side, so you can write a freaking paper about it?! You got it!

55. Leave me alone! Luigi! I never liked you!

56. SUNSHINE IS BETTER THAN 64! Hate comments commence!

57. What do you mean I did poorly on time?!

58. I swear, if anybody says anything about the graphics about this game, I’ll Falcon Punch you.

59. We captured a boss in a Pokeball! How often does that happen?! *coughSnorlaxandZapdoscough*

60. Hey Beedle, you know all that stuff I just bought from you? Well, now I’m gonna give it all back to you. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!

61. Just for the sheer fact.

62. You are seeing a visual representation of Luigi’s personal space. Please do not invade it.

63. I am Pikmin, hear me moo!

65. Gee, it sure is suicidal around here!

66. Why did the red Pikmin die?!

67. Cuteness never looked so badass.

68. You will need the Classic Contoller. Screw you! I’m using the Gamecube controller!

69. Well back in my day, I was playing Super Mario Sunshine and because I was playing so much Super Mario Sunshine, I didn’t know what a girl was until I was 14.

71. This is one murderous cake.

72. Eep! It’s not worth it! I’d rather have my life than money! I’m not Mr. Krabs.

74. YOU! You’re the one whose put me through all this agony! You…are…going…to die! Here is your letter! Good day, sir! I said “good day”! “Thank you, sir! What would we do without the post office?” I think we’d be a little less suicidal. And for that, we get…the Lucky Day badge. *sobs* I need more therapy! The awesome music!


77. That was the best Earth Tremor in the history of forever!

79. I think that’s the last treasure and I think we’ve gone without setting off what it is that I’m so afraid of. I JUST HAD TO OPEN MY MOUTH! I JUST HAD TO SAY IT! AS SOON AS I FINISH SAYING IT! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! I had to open my mouth. I had to open my mouth. I freaking hate me and I hate my mouth. Let’s run like hell! Let’s run like he-hey he killed the dweevil for us! How nice!
 

Gumball Machine

Celestial Guide
KO 35

1. MIYAMOTO!!!

2. Nintendo Logic, brought to you by Nintendo.

3. The epic no.

4. I know you’re fat, but that doesn’t mean you’re Wario!

5. DOH I MISSED!

6. WHAT?! That was a star!

8. Hey Jon, hey Jon, don’t eat the mushroom.

10. GAAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!

11. You probably don’t even care that you killed like 20 additional Luigi’s, ‘cause Nintendo doesn’t freaking care about Luigi!

12. This planet existed for 15 seconds and it’s already been polluted? Gee, the future sure looks bleak for humanity.

13. For the love of Elemental Hero Bubbleman!

15. Look at my star bit count. I have enough to buy a PS3 at launch value over 3 attempts ago!

16. Suicide makes everything better!

18. You’re so boring I’d rather die than talk to you!

19. I need you to come back up here so I can finish cleaning your god-forsaken teeth. Yeah, apparently your teeth are so freaking dirty they’ve polluted an entire lake.

20. We’re ruining Delfino’s economy!

22. Why would you design a level around talking to people at the right time?!

23. He’s still a murderer, mommy!

24. Killing me won’t bring back your god-damn honey!

25. You take a Shine Sprite out of the Shine Gate just to put it back in. What the hell?

26. Oh! A Dugtrio! I’m gonna try and catch this just for the heck of it and I probably just sounded like a girl and I should stop talking like this!

27. Oh! I hate you and I hope you die…in a fire…like in the anime.

28. You gotta be kidding me! After all 30 of my Ultra Balls failed, a Pokeball caught it! What?

29. Hey there challenger, Bugsy’s still young, but *gasp DUN DUN DUN* Bugsy’s a boy?!

30. Best…gym…ever!

31. Screw you. Double screw you.

32. Oh! Oh my god, as soon as I cut the video I found a Phanpy! Oh! *WILD PHANPY FLED!* WHAT?!

33. There is a Pokemon that I want to get in this area. So let’s just look around for it for a second. All right, maybe this is it now. Yes this it it and-OH MY GAWD!

34. I will use one Ultra Ball. I swear, my one Ultra Ball will catch this thing. 1,2,3,4, oh my god oh my oh my god, Oh! Oh my god, the Let’s Play curse didn’t destroy me!

36. Nothing but trash, nothing but trash. HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my god! I am stupid!

37. That guy is a trooper. Steve?! Steve’s a trooper?! (As if you guys didn’t see this one coming).

38. Suck it, Wollywogs! We ain’t never coming back!

39. I feel good about polluting the environment ‘cause it’ll make it harder for Wollywogs to survive.

40. Excuse me! I never knew water could be so rude!

41. What?! What?! What?! No! No! No! They all responded to my whistle! You’ve gotta be kidding me! No! No! No!

45. Battle cut for time! Highlights: I win! Paula dies! I’m a moron trying to heal her! Same thing as watching the fight! (He doesn’t actually say this, but the words show up on screen).

46. Thank god I didn’t eat the mushroom. Unintentional Runawayguys reference there! Jeez.

48. This yarn isn’t very epic! It’s not letting me play with it!

49. That…that…fortunate individual whose parents were never married!

50. For the love of Mama Luigi, would you just catch!

52. He overslept at 4:24 AM?! *sigh* Nintendo Logic is shining through.

53. So you want me to go out into the world at 10 years old, against the elements, with just a Pokemon by my side, so you can write a freaking paper about it?! You got it!

55. Leave me alone! Luigi! I never liked you!

56. SUNSHINE IS BETTER THAN 64! Hate comments commence!

57. What do you mean I did poorly on time?!

58. I swear, if anybody says anything about the graphics about this game, I’ll Falcon Punch you.

59. We captured a boss in a Pokeball! How often does that happen?! *coughSnorlaxandZapdoscough*

60. Hey Beedle, you know all that stuff I just bought from you? Well, now I’m gonna give it all back to you. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!

61. Just for the sheer fact.

62. You are seeing a visual representation of Luigi’s personal space. Please do not invade it.

63. I am Pikmin, hear me moo!

65. Gee, it sure is suicidal around here!

66. Why did the red Pikmin die?!

67. Cuteness never looked so badass.

68. You will need the Classic Contoller. Screw you! I’m using the Gamecube controller!

69. Well back in my day, I was playing Super Mario Sunshine and because I was playing so much Super Mario Sunshine, I didn’t know what a girl was until I was 14.

71. This is one murderous cake.

72. Eep! It’s not worth it! I’d rather have my life than money! I’m not Mr. Krabs.

74. YOU! You’re the one whose put me through all this agony! You…are…going…to die! Here is your letter! Good day, sir! I said “good day”! “Thank you, sir! What would we do without the post office?” I think we’d be a little less suicidal. And for that, we get…the Lucky Day badge. *sobs* I need more therapy! The awesome music!


77. That was the best Earth Tremor in the history of forever!

79. I think that’s the last treasure and I think we’ve gone without setting off what it is that I’m so afraid of. I JUST HAD TO OPEN MY MOUTH! I JUST HAD TO SAY IT! AS SOON AS I FINISH SAYING IT! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! I had to open my mouth. I had to open my mouth. I freaking hate me and I hate my mouth. Let’s run like hell! Let’s run like he-hey he killed the dweevil for us! How nice!
 

GutsehMan

Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman.
KO 63

1. MIYAMOTO!!!

2. Nintendo Logic, brought to you by Nintendo.

3. The epic no.

4. I know you’re fat, but that doesn’t mean you’re Wario!

5. DOH I MISSED!

6. WHAT?! That was a star!

8. Hey Jon, hey Jon, don’t eat the mushroom.

10. GAAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!

11. You probably don’t even care that you killed like 20 additional Luigi’s, ‘cause Nintendo doesn’t freaking care about Luigi!

12. This planet existed for 15 seconds and it’s already been polluted? Gee, the future sure looks bleak for humanity.

13. For the love of Elemental Hero Bubbleman!

15. Look at my star bit count. I have enough to buy a PS3 at launch value over 3 attempts ago!

16. Suicide makes everything better!

18. You’re so boring I’d rather die than talk to you!

19. I need you to come back up here so I can finish cleaning your god-forsaken teeth. Yeah, apparently your teeth are so freaking dirty they’ve polluted an entire lake.

20. We’re ruining Delfino’s economy!

22. Why would you design a level around talking to people at the right time?!

23. He’s still a murderer, mommy!

24. Killing me won’t bring back your god-damn honey!

25. You take a Shine Sprite out of the Shine Gate just to put it back in. What the hell?

26. Oh! A Dugtrio! I’m gonna try and catch this just for the heck of it and I probably just sounded like a girl and I should stop talking like this!

27. Oh! I hate you and I hope you die…in a fire…like in the anime.

28. You gotta be kidding me! After all 30 of my Ultra Balls failed, a Pokeball caught it! What?

29. Hey there challenger, Bugsy’s still young, but *gasp DUN DUN DUN* Bugsy’s a boy?!

30. Best…gym…ever!

31. Screw you. Double screw you.

32. Oh! Oh my god, as soon as I cut the video I found a Phanpy! Oh! *WILD PHANPY FLED!* WHAT?!

33. There is a Pokemon that I want to get in this area. So let’s just look around for it for a second. All right, maybe this is it now. Yes this it it and-OH MY GAWD!

34. I will use one Ultra Ball. I swear, my one Ultra Ball will catch this thing. 1,2,3,4, oh my god oh my oh my god, Oh! Oh my god, the Let’s Play curse didn’t destroy me!

36. Nothing but trash, nothing but trash. HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my god! I am stupid!

37. That guy is a trooper. Steve?! Steve’s a trooper?! (As if you guys didn’t see this one coming).

38. Suck it, Wollywogs! We ain’t never coming back!

39. I feel good about polluting the environment ‘cause it’ll make it harder for Wollywogs to survive.

40. Excuse me! I never knew water could be so rude!

41. What?! What?! What?! No! No! No! They all responded to my whistle! You’ve gotta be kidding me! No! No! No!

45. Battle cut for time! Highlights: I win! Paula dies! I’m a moron trying to heal her! Same thing as watching the fight! (He doesn’t actually say this, but the words show up on screen).

46. Thank god I didn’t eat the mushroom. Unintentional Runawayguys reference there! Jeez.

48. This yarn isn’t very epic! It’s not letting me play with it!

49. That…that…fortunate individual whose parents were never married!

50. For the love of Mama Luigi, would you just catch!

52. He overslept at 4:24 AM?! *sigh* Nintendo Logic is shining through.

53. So you want me to go out into the world at 10 years old, against the elements, with just a Pokemon by my side, so you can write a freaking paper about it?! You got it!

55. Leave me alone! Luigi! I never liked you!

56. SUNSHINE IS BETTER THAN 64! Hate comments commence!

57. What do you mean I did poorly on time?!

58. I swear, if anybody says anything about the graphics about this game, I’ll Falcon Punch you.

59. We captured a boss in a Pokeball! How often does that happen?! *coughSnorlaxandZapdoscough*

60. Hey Beedle, you know all that stuff I just bought from you? Well, now I’m gonna give it all back to you. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!

61. Just for the sheer fact.

62. You are seeing a visual representation of Luigi’s personal space. Please do not invade it.

65. Gee, it sure is suicidal around here!

66. Why did the red Pikmin die?!

67. Cuteness never looked so badass.

68. You will need the Classic Contoller. Screw you! I’m using the Gamecube controller!

69. Well back in my day, I was playing Super Mario Sunshine and because I was playing so much Super Mario Sunshine, I didn’t know what a girl was until I was 14.

71. This is one murderous cake.

72. Eep! It’s not worth it! I’d rather have my life than money! I’m not Mr. Krabs.

74. YOU! You’re the one whose put me through all this agony! You…are…going…to die! Here is your letter! Good day, sir! I said “good day”! “Thank you, sir! What would we do without the post office?” I think we’d be a little less suicidal. And for that, we get…the Lucky Day badge. *sobs* I need more therapy! The awesome music!


77. That was the best Earth Tremor in the history of forever!

79. I think that’s the last treasure and I think we’ve gone without setting off what it is that I’m so afraid of. I JUST HAD TO OPEN MY MOUTH! I JUST HAD TO SAY IT! AS SOON AS I FINISH SAYING IT! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! I had to open my mouth. I had to open my mouth. I freaking hate me and I hate my mouth. Let’s run like hell! Let’s run like he-hey he killed the dweevil for us! How nice!
 

Gumball Machine

Celestial Guide
KO 71

1. MIYAMOTO!!!

2. Nintendo Logic, brought to you by Nintendo.

3. The epic no.

4. I know you’re fat, but that doesn’t mean you’re Wario!

5. DOH I MISSED!

6. WHAT?! That was a star!

8. Hey Jon, hey Jon, don’t eat the mushroom.

10. GAAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!

11. You probably don’t even care that you killed like 20 additional Luigi’s, ‘cause Nintendo doesn’t freaking care about Luigi!

12. This planet existed for 15 seconds and it’s already been polluted? Gee, the future sure looks bleak for humanity.

13. For the love of Elemental Hero Bubbleman!

15. Look at my star bit count. I have enough to buy a PS3 at launch value over 3 attempts ago!

16. Suicide makes everything better!

18. You’re so boring I’d rather die than talk to you!

19. I need you to come back up here so I can finish cleaning your god-forsaken teeth. Yeah, apparently your teeth are so freaking dirty they’ve polluted an entire lake.

20. We’re ruining Delfino’s economy!

22. Why would you design a level around talking to people at the right time?!

23. He’s still a murderer, mommy!

24. Killing me won’t bring back your god-damn honey!

25. You take a Shine Sprite out of the Shine Gate just to put it back in. What the hell?

26. Oh! A Dugtrio! I’m gonna try and catch this just for the heck of it and I probably just sounded like a girl and I should stop talking like this!

27. Oh! I hate you and I hope you die…in a fire…like in the anime.

28. You gotta be kidding me! After all 30 of my Ultra Balls failed, a Pokeball caught it! What?

29. Hey there challenger, Bugsy’s still young, but *gasp DUN DUN DUN* Bugsy’s a boy?!

30. Best…gym…ever!

31. Screw you. Double screw you.

32. Oh! Oh my god, as soon as I cut the video I found a Phanpy! Oh! *WILD PHANPY FLED!* WHAT?!

33. There is a Pokemon that I want to get in this area. So let’s just look around for it for a second. All right, maybe this is it now. Yes this it it and-OH MY GAWD!

34. I will use one Ultra Ball. I swear, my one Ultra Ball will catch this thing. 1,2,3,4, oh my god oh my oh my god, Oh! Oh my god, the Let’s Play curse didn’t destroy me!

36. Nothing but trash, nothing but trash. HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my god! I am stupid!

37. That guy is a trooper. Steve?! Steve’s a trooper?! (As if you guys didn’t see this one coming).

38. Suck it, Wollywogs! We ain’t never coming back!

39. I feel good about polluting the environment ‘cause it’ll make it harder for Wollywogs to survive.

40. Excuse me! I never knew water could be so rude!

41. What?! What?! What?! No! No! No! They all responded to my whistle! You’ve gotta be kidding me! No! No! No!

45. Battle cut for time! Highlights: I win! Paula dies! I’m a moron trying to heal her! Same thing as watching the fight! (He doesn’t actually say this, but the words show up on screen).

46. Thank god I didn’t eat the mushroom. Unintentional Runawayguys reference there! Jeez.

48. This yarn isn’t very epic! It’s not letting me play with it!

50. For the love of Mama Luigi, would you just catch!

52. He overslept at 4:24 AM?! *sigh* Nintendo Logic is shining through.

53. So you want me to go out into the world at 10 years old, against the elements, with just a Pokemon by my side, so you can write a freaking paper about it?! You got it!

55. Leave me alone! Luigi! I never liked you!

56. SUNSHINE IS BETTER THAN 64! Hate comments commence!

57. What do you mean I did poorly on time?!

58. I swear, if anybody says anything about the graphics about this game, I’ll Falcon Punch you.

59. We captured a boss in a Pokeball! How often does that happen?! *coughSnorlaxandZapdoscough*

60. Hey Beedle, you know all that stuff I just bought from you? Well, now I’m gonna give it all back to you. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!

61. Just for the sheer fact.

62. You are seeing a visual representation of Luigi’s personal space. Please do not invade it.

65. Gee, it sure is suicidal around here!

66. Why did the red Pikmin die?!

67. Cuteness never looked so badass.

68. You will need the Classic Contoller. Screw you! I’m using the Gamecube controller!

69. Well back in my day, I was playing Super Mario Sunshine and because I was playing so much Super Mario Sunshine, I didn’t know what a girl was until I was 14.

72. Eep! It’s not worth it! I’d rather have my life than money! I’m not Mr. Krabs.

74. YOU! You’re the one whose put me through all this agony! You…are…going…to die! Here is your letter! Good day, sir! I said “good day”! “Thank you, sir! What would we do without the post office?” I think we’d be a little less suicidal. And for that, we get…the Lucky Day badge. *sobs* I need more therapy! The awesome music!


77. That was the best Earth Tremor in the history of forever!

79. I think that’s the last treasure and I think we’ve gone without setting off what it is that I’m so afraid of. I JUST HAD TO OPEN MY MOUTH! I JUST HAD TO SAY IT! AS SOON AS I FINISH SAYING IT! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! I had to open my mouth. I had to open my mouth. I freaking hate me and I hate my mouth. Let’s run like hell! Let’s run like he-hey he killed the dweevil for us! How nice!
 

Gumball Machine

Celestial Guide
KO #1

2. Nintendo Logic, brought to you by Nintendo.

3. The epic no.

4. I know you’re fat, but that doesn’t mean you’re Wario!

5. DOH I MISSED!

6. WHAT?! That was a star!

8. Hey Jon, hey Jon, don’t eat the mushroom.

10. GAAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!

11. You probably don’t even care that you killed like 20 additional Luigi’s, ‘cause Nintendo doesn’t freaking care about Luigi!

12. This planet existed for 15 seconds and it’s already been polluted? Gee, the future sure looks bleak for humanity.

13. For the love of Elemental Hero Bubbleman!

15. Look at my star bit count. I have enough to buy a PS3 at launch value over 3 attempts ago!

16. Suicide makes everything better!

18. You’re so boring I’d rather die than talk to you!

19. I need you to come back up here so I can finish cleaning your god-forsaken teeth. Yeah, apparently your teeth are so freaking dirty they’ve polluted an entire lake.

20. We’re ruining Delfino’s economy!

22. Why would you design a level around talking to people at the right time?!

23. He’s still a murderer, mommy!

24. Killing me won’t bring back your god-damn honey!

25. You take a Shine Sprite out of the Shine Gate just to put it back in. What the hell?

26. Oh! A Dugtrio! I’m gonna try and catch this just for the heck of it and I probably just sounded like a girl and I should stop talking like this!

27. Oh! I hate you and I hope you die…in a fire…like in the anime.

28. You gotta be kidding me! After all 30 of my Ultra Balls failed, a Pokeball caught it! What?

29. Hey there challenger, Bugsy’s still young, but *gasp DUN DUN DUN* Bugsy’s a boy?!

31. Screw you. Double screw you.

32. Oh! Oh my god, as soon as I cut the video I found a Phanpy! Oh! *WILD PHANPY FLED!* WHAT?!

33. There is a Pokemon that I want to get in this area. So let’s just look around for it for a second. All right, maybe this is it now. Yes this it it and-OH MY GAWD!

34. I will use one Ultra Ball. I swear, my one Ultra Ball will catch this thing. 1,2,3,4, oh my god oh my oh my god, Oh! Oh my god, the Let’s Play curse didn’t destroy me!

36. Nothing but trash, nothing but trash. HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my god! I am stupid!

37. That guy is a trooper. Steve?! Steve’s a trooper?! (As if you guys didn’t see this one coming).

38. Suck it, Wollywogs! We ain’t never coming back!

39. I feel good about polluting the environment ‘cause it’ll make it harder for Wollywogs to survive.

40. Excuse me! I never knew water could be so rude!

41. What?! What?! What?! No! No! No! They all responded to my whistle! You’ve gotta be kidding me! No! No! No!

45. Battle cut for time! Highlights: I win! Paula dies! I’m a moron trying to heal her! Same thing as watching the fight! (He doesn’t actually say this, but the words show up on screen).

46. Thank god I didn’t eat the mushroom. Unintentional Runawayguys reference there! Jeez.

48. This yarn isn’t very epic! It’s not letting me play with it!

50. For the love of Mama Luigi, would you just catch!

52. He overslept at 4:24 AM?! *sigh* Nintendo Logic is shining through.

53. So you want me to go out into the world at 10 years old, against the elements, with just a Pokemon by my side, so you can write a freaking paper about it?! You got it!

55. Leave me alone! Luigi! I never liked you!

56. SUNSHINE IS BETTER THAN 64! Hate comments commence!

57. What do you mean I did poorly on time?!

58. I swear, if anybody says anything about the graphics about this game, I’ll Falcon Punch you.

59. We captured a boss in a Pokeball! How often does that happen?! *coughSnorlaxandZapdoscough*

60. Hey Beedle, you know all that stuff I just bought from you? Well, now I’m gonna give it all back to you. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!

61. Just for the sheer fact.

62. You are seeing a visual representation of Luigi’s personal space. Please do not invade it.

65. Gee, it sure is suicidal around here!

66. Why did the red Pikmin die?!

67. Cuteness never looked so badass.

68. You will need the Classic Contoller. Screw you! I’m using the Gamecube controller!

69. Well back in my day, I was playing Super Mario Sunshine and because I was playing so much Super Mario Sunshine, I didn’t know what a girl was until I was 14.

72. Eep! It’s not worth it! I’d rather have my life than money! I’m not Mr. Krabs.

74. YOU! You’re the one whose put me through all this agony! You…are…going…to die! Here is your letter! Good day, sir! I said “good day”! “Thank you, sir! What would we do without the post office?” I think we’d be a little less suicidal. And for that, we get…the Lucky Day badge. *sobs* I need more therapy! The awesome music!


77. That was the best Earth Tremor in the history of forever!

79. I think that’s the last treasure and I think we’ve gone without setting off what it is that I’m so afraid of. I JUST HAD TO OPEN MY MOUTH! I JUST HAD TO SAY IT! AS SOON AS I FINISH SAYING IT! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! I had to open my mouth. I had to open my mouth. I freaking hate me and I hate my mouth. Let’s run like hell! Let’s run like he-hey he killed the dweevil for us! How nice!
 

Gumball Machine

Celestial Guide
KO 2

3. The epic no.

4. I know you’re fat, but that doesn’t mean you’re Wario!

5. DOH I MISSED!

6. WHAT?! That was a star!

8. Hey Jon, hey Jon, don’t eat the mushroom.

10. GAAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!

11. You probably don’t even care that you killed like 20 additional Luigi’s, ‘cause Nintendo doesn’t freaking care about Luigi!

12. This planet existed for 15 seconds and it’s already been polluted? Gee, the future sure looks bleak for humanity.

13. For the love of Elemental Hero Bubbleman!

15. Look at my star bit count. I have enough to buy a PS3 at launch value over 3 attempts ago!

16. Suicide makes everything better!

18. You’re so boring I’d rather die than talk to you!

19. I need you to come back up here so I can finish cleaning your god-forsaken teeth. Yeah, apparently your teeth are so freaking dirty they’ve polluted an entire lake.

20. We’re ruining Delfino’s economy!

22. Why would you design a level around talking to people at the right time?!

23. He’s still a murderer, mommy!

24. Killing me won’t bring back your god-damn honey!

25. You take a Shine Sprite out of the Shine Gate just to put it back in. What the hell?

26. Oh! A Dugtrio! I’m gonna try and catch this just for the heck of it and I probably just sounded like a girl and I should stop talking like this!

27. Oh! I hate you and I hope you die…in a fire…like in the anime.

28. You gotta be kidding me! After all 30 of my Ultra Balls failed, a Pokeball caught it! What?

29. Hey there challenger, Bugsy’s still young, but *gasp DUN DUN DUN* Bugsy’s a boy?!

32. Oh! Oh my god, as soon as I cut the video I found a Phanpy! Oh! *WILD PHANPY FLED!* WHAT?!

33. There is a Pokemon that I want to get in this area. So let’s just look around for it for a second. All right, maybe this is it now. Yes this it it and-OH MY GAWD!

34. I will use one Ultra Ball. I swear, my one Ultra Ball will catch this thing. 1,2,3,4, oh my god oh my oh my god, Oh! Oh my god, the Let’s Play curse didn’t destroy me!

36. Nothing but trash, nothing but trash. HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my god! I am stupid!

37. That guy is a trooper. Steve?! Steve’s a trooper?! (As if you guys didn’t see this one coming).

38. Suck it, Wollywogs! We ain’t never coming back!

39. I feel good about polluting the environment ‘cause it’ll make it harder for Wollywogs to survive.

40. Excuse me! I never knew water could be so rude!

41. What?! What?! What?! No! No! No! They all responded to my whistle! You’ve gotta be kidding me! No! No! No!

45. Battle cut for time! Highlights: I win! Paula dies! I’m a moron trying to heal her! Same thing as watching the fight! (He doesn’t actually say this, but the words show up on screen).

46. Thank god I didn’t eat the mushroom. Unintentional Runawayguys reference there! Jeez.

48. This yarn isn’t very epic! It’s not letting me play with it!

50. For the love of Mama Luigi, would you just catch!

52. He overslept at 4:24 AM?! *sigh* Nintendo Logic is shining through.

53. So you want me to go out into the world at 10 years old, against the elements, with just a Pokemon by my side, so you can write a freaking paper about it?! You got it!

55. Leave me alone! Luigi! I never liked you!

56. SUNSHINE IS BETTER THAN 64! Hate comments commence!

57. What do you mean I did poorly on time?!

58. I swear, if anybody says anything about the graphics about this game, I’ll Falcon Punch you.

59. We captured a boss in a Pokeball! How often does that happen?! *coughSnorlaxandZapdoscough*

60. Hey Beedle, you know all that stuff I just bought from you? Well, now I’m gonna give it all back to you. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!

61. Just for the sheer fact.

62. You are seeing a visual representation of Luigi’s personal space. Please do not invade it.

65. Gee, it sure is suicidal around here!

66. Why did the red Pikmin die?!

67. Cuteness never looked so badass.

68. You will need the Classic Contoller. Screw you! I’m using the Gamecube controller!

69. Well back in my day, I was playing Super Mario Sunshine and because I was playing so much Super Mario Sunshine, I didn’t know what a girl was until I was 14.

72. Eep! It’s not worth it! I’d rather have my life than money! I’m not Mr. Krabs.

74. YOU! You’re the one whose put me through all this agony! You…are…going…to die! Here is your letter! Good day, sir! I said “good day”! “Thank you, sir! What would we do without the post office?” I think we’d be a little less suicidal. And for that, we get…the Lucky Day badge. *sobs* I need more therapy! The awesome music!


77. That was the best Earth Tremor in the history of forever!

79. I think that’s the last treasure and I think we’ve gone without setting off what it is that I’m so afraid of. I JUST HAD TO OPEN MY MOUTH! I JUST HAD TO SAY IT! AS SOON AS I FINISH SAYING IT! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! I had to open my mouth. I had to open my mouth. I freaking hate me and I hate my mouth. Let’s run like hell! Let’s run like he-hey he killed the dweevil for us! How nice!
 

Gumball Machine

Celestial Guide
KO 61

3. The epic no.

4. I know you’re fat, but that doesn’t mean you’re Wario!

5. DOH I MISSED!

6. WHAT?! That was a star!

8. Hey Jon, hey Jon, don’t eat the mushroom.

10. GAAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!

11. You probably don’t even care that you killed like 20 additional Luigi’s, ‘cause Nintendo doesn’t freaking care about Luigi!

12. This planet existed for 15 seconds and it’s already been polluted? Gee, the future sure looks bleak for humanity.

13. For the love of Elemental Hero Bubbleman!

15. Look at my star bit count. I have enough to buy a PS3 at launch value over 3 attempts ago!

16. Suicide makes everything better!

18. You’re so boring I’d rather die than talk to you!

19. I need you to come back up here so I can finish cleaning your god-forsaken teeth. Yeah, apparently your teeth are so freaking dirty they’ve polluted an entire lake.

20. We’re ruining Delfino’s economy!

22. Why would you design a level around talking to people at the right time?!

23. He’s still a murderer, mommy!

24. Killing me won’t bring back your god-damn honey!

25. You take a Shine Sprite out of the Shine Gate just to put it back in. What the hell?

26. Oh! A Dugtrio! I’m gonna try and catch this just for the heck of it and I probably just sounded like a girl and I should stop talking like this!

28. You gotta be kidding me! After all 30 of my Ultra Balls failed, a Pokeball caught it! What?

29. Hey there challenger, Bugsy’s still young, but *gasp DUN DUN DUN* Bugsy’s a boy?!

32. Oh! Oh my god, as soon as I cut the video I found a Phanpy! Oh! *WILD PHANPY FLED!* WHAT?!

33. There is a Pokemon that I want to get in this area. So let’s just look around for it for a second. All right, maybe this is it now. Yes this it it and-OH MY GAWD!

34. I will use one Ultra Ball. I swear, my one Ultra Ball will catch this thing. 1,2,3,4, oh my god oh my oh my god, Oh! Oh my god, the Let’s Play curse didn’t destroy me!

36. Nothing but trash, nothing but trash. HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my god! I am stupid!

37. That guy is a trooper. Steve?! Steve’s a trooper?! (As if you guys didn’t see this one coming).

38. Suck it, Wollywogs! We ain’t never coming back!

39. I feel good about polluting the environment ‘cause it’ll make it harder for Wollywogs to survive.

40. Excuse me! I never knew water could be so rude!

41. What?! What?! What?! No! No! No! They all responded to my whistle! You’ve gotta be kidding me! No! No! No!

45. Battle cut for time! Highlights: I win! Paula dies! I’m a moron trying to heal her! Same thing as watching the fight! (He doesn’t actually say this, but the words show up on screen).

46. Thank god I didn’t eat the mushroom. Unintentional Runawayguys reference there! Jeez.

48. This yarn isn’t very epic! It’s not letting me play with it!

50. For the love of Mama Luigi, would you just catch!

52. He overslept at 4:24 AM?! *sigh* Nintendo Logic is shining through.

53. So you want me to go out into the world at 10 years old, against the elements, with just a Pokemon by my side, so you can write a freaking paper about it?! You got it!

55. Leave me alone! Luigi! I never liked you!

56. SUNSHINE IS BETTER THAN 64! Hate comments commence!

57. What do you mean I did poorly on time?!

58. I swear, if anybody says anything about the graphics about this game, I’ll Falcon Punch you.

59. We captured a boss in a Pokeball! How often does that happen?! *coughSnorlaxandZapdoscough*

60. Hey Beedle, you know all that stuff I just bought from you? Well, now I’m gonna give it all back to you. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!

62. You are seeing a visual representation of Luigi’s personal space. Please do not invade it.

65. Gee, it sure is suicidal around here!

66. Why did the red Pikmin die?!

67. Cuteness never looked so badass.

68. You will need the Classic Contoller. Screw you! I’m using the Gamecube controller!

69. Well back in my day, I was playing Super Mario Sunshine and because I was playing so much Super Mario Sunshine, I didn’t know what a girl was until I was 14.

72. Eep! It’s not worth it! I’d rather have my life than money! I’m not Mr. Krabs.

74. YOU! You’re the one whose put me through all this agony! You…are…going…to die! Here is your letter! Good day, sir! I said “good day”! “Thank you, sir! What would we do without the post office?” I think we’d be a little less suicidal. And for that, we get…the Lucky Day badge. *sobs* I need more therapy! The awesome music!


77. That was the best Earth Tremor in the history of forever!

79. I think that’s the last treasure and I think we’ve gone without setting off what it is that I’m so afraid of. I JUST HAD TO OPEN MY MOUTH! I JUST HAD TO SAY IT! AS SOON AS I FINISH SAYING IT! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! I had to open my mouth. I had to open my mouth. I freaking hate me and I hate my mouth. Let’s run like hell! Let’s run like he-hey he killed the dweevil for us! How nice!
 

MCS

Donkey Kong
KO 67

3. The epic no.

4. I know you’re fat, but that doesn’t mean you’re Wario!

5. DOH I MISSED!

6. WHAT?! That was a star!

8. Hey Jon, hey Jon, don’t eat the mushroom.

10. GAAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!

11. You probably don’t even care that you killed like 20 additional Luigi’s, ‘cause Nintendo doesn’t freaking care about Luigi!

12. This planet existed for 15 seconds and it’s already been polluted? Gee, the future sure looks bleak for humanity.

13. For the love of Elemental Hero Bubbleman!

15. Look at my star bit count. I have enough to buy a PS3 at launch value over 3 attempts ago!

16. Suicide makes everything better!

18. You’re so boring I’d rather die than talk to you!

19. I need you to come back up here so I can finish cleaning your god-forsaken teeth. Yeah, apparently your teeth are so freaking dirty they’ve polluted an entire lake.

20. We’re ruining Delfino’s economy!

22. Why would you design a level around talking to people at the right time?!

23. He’s still a murderer, mommy!

24. Killing me won’t bring back your god-damn honey!

25. You take a Shine Sprite out of the Shine Gate just to put it back in. What the hell?

26. Oh! A Dugtrio! I’m gonna try and catch this just for the heck of it and I probably just sounded like a girl and I should stop talking like this!

28. You gotta be kidding me! After all 30 of my Ultra Balls failed, a Pokeball caught it! What?

29. Hey there challenger, Bugsy’s still young, but *gasp DUN DUN DUN* Bugsy’s a boy?!

32. Oh! Oh my god, as soon as I cut the video I found a Phanpy! Oh! *WILD PHANPY FLED!* WHAT?!

33. There is a Pokemon that I want to get in this area. So let’s just look around for it for a second. All right, maybe this is it now. Yes this it it and-OH MY GAWD!

34. I will use one Ultra Ball. I swear, my one Ultra Ball will catch this thing. 1,2,3,4, oh my god oh my oh my god, Oh! Oh my god, the Let’s Play curse didn’t destroy me!

36. Nothing but trash, nothing but trash. HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my god! I am stupid!

37. That guy is a trooper. Steve?! Steve’s a trooper?! (As if you guys didn’t see this one coming).

38. Suck it, Wollywogs! We ain’t never coming back!

39. I feel good about polluting the environment ‘cause it’ll make it harder for Wollywogs to survive.

40. Excuse me! I never knew water could be so rude!

41. What?! What?! What?! No! No! No! They all responded to my whistle! You’ve gotta be kidding me! No! No! No!

45. Battle cut for time! Highlights: I win! Paula dies! I’m a moron trying to heal her! Same thing as watching the fight! (He doesn’t actually say this, but the words show up on screen).

46. Thank god I didn’t eat the mushroom. Unintentional Runawayguys reference there! Jeez.

48. This yarn isn’t very epic! It’s not letting me play with it!

50. For the love of Mama Luigi, would you just catch!

52. He overslept at 4:24 AM?! *sigh* Nintendo Logic is shining through.

53. So you want me to go out into the world at 10 years old, against the elements, with just a Pokemon by my side, so you can write a freaking paper about it?! You got it!

55. Leave me alone! Luigi! I never liked you!

56. SUNSHINE IS BETTER THAN 64! Hate comments commence!

57. What do you mean I did poorly on time?!

58. I swear, if anybody says anything about the graphics about this game, I’ll Falcon Punch you.

59. We captured a boss in a Pokeball! How often does that happen?! *coughSnorlaxandZapdoscough*

60. Hey Beedle, you know all that stuff I just bought from you? Well, now I’m gonna give it all back to you. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!

62. You are seeing a visual representation of Luigi’s personal space. Please do not invade it.

65. Gee, it sure is suicidal around here!

66. Why did the red Pikmin die?!

68. You will need the Classic Contoller. Screw you! I’m using the Gamecube controller!

69. Well back in my day, I was playing Super Mario Sunshine and because I was playing so much Super Mario Sunshine, I didn’t know what a girl was until I was 14.

72. Eep! It’s not worth it! I’d rather have my life than money! I’m not Mr. Krabs.

74. YOU! You’re the one whose put me through all this agony! You…are…going…to die! Here is your letter! Good day, sir! I said “good day”! “Thank you, sir! What would we do without the post office?” I think we’d be a little less suicidal. And for that, we get…the Lucky Day badge. *sobs* I need more therapy! The awesome music!


77. That was the best Earth Tremor in the history of forever!

79. I think that’s the last treasure and I think we’ve gone without setting off what it is that I’m so afraid of. I JUST HAD TO OPEN MY MOUTH! I JUST HAD TO SAY IT! AS SOON AS I FINISH SAYING IT! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! I had to open my mouth. I had to open my mouth. I freaking hate me and I hate my mouth. Let’s run like hell! Let’s run like he-hey he killed the dweevil for us! How nice!
[/quote]
 

Gumball Machine

Celestial Guide
KO 57

3. The epic no.

4. I know you’re fat, but that doesn’t mean you’re Wario!

5. DOH I MISSED!

6. WHAT?! That was a star!

8. Hey Jon, hey Jon, don’t eat the mushroom.

10. GAAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!

11. You probably don’t even care that you killed like 20 additional Luigi’s, ‘cause Nintendo doesn’t freaking care about Luigi!

12. This planet existed for 15 seconds and it’s already been polluted? Gee, the future sure looks bleak for humanity.

13. For the love of Elemental Hero Bubbleman!

15. Look at my star bit count. I have enough to buy a PS3 at launch value over 3 attempts ago!

16. Suicide makes everything better!

18. You’re so boring I’d rather die than talk to you!

19. I need you to come back up here so I can finish cleaning your god-forsaken teeth. Yeah, apparently your teeth are so freaking dirty they’ve polluted an entire lake.

20. We’re ruining Delfino’s economy!

22. Why would you design a level around talking to people at the right time?!

23. He’s still a murderer, mommy!

24. Killing me won’t bring back your god-damn honey!

25. You take a Shine Sprite out of the Shine Gate just to put it back in. What the hell?

26. Oh! A Dugtrio! I’m gonna try and catch this just for the heck of it and I probably just sounded like a girl and I should stop talking like this!

28. You gotta be kidding me! After all 30 of my Ultra Balls failed, a Pokeball caught it! What?

29. Hey there challenger, Bugsy’s still young, but *gasp DUN DUN DUN* Bugsy’s a boy?!

32. Oh! Oh my god, as soon as I cut the video I found a Phanpy! Oh! *WILD PHANPY FLED!* WHAT?!

33. There is a Pokemon that I want to get in this area. So let’s just look around for it for a second. All right, maybe this is it now. Yes this it it and-OH MY GAWD!

34. I will use one Ultra Ball. I swear, my one Ultra Ball will catch this thing. 1,2,3,4, oh my god oh my oh my god, Oh! Oh my god, the Let’s Play curse didn’t destroy me!

36. Nothing but trash, nothing but trash. HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my god! I am stupid!

37. That guy is a trooper. Steve?! Steve’s a trooper?! (As if you guys didn’t see this one coming).

38. Suck it, Wollywogs! We ain’t never coming back!

39. I feel good about polluting the environment ‘cause it’ll make it harder for Wollywogs to survive.

40. Excuse me! I never knew water could be so rude!

41. What?! What?! What?! No! No! No! They all responded to my whistle! You’ve gotta be kidding me! No! No! No!

45. Battle cut for time! Highlights: I win! Paula dies! I’m a moron trying to heal her! Same thing as watching the fight! (He doesn’t actually say this, but the words show up on screen).

46. Thank god I didn’t eat the mushroom. Unintentional Runawayguys reference there! Jeez.

48. This yarn isn’t very epic! It’s not letting me play with it!

50. For the love of Mama Luigi, would you just catch!

52. He overslept at 4:24 AM?! *sigh* Nintendo Logic is shining through.

53. So you want me to go out into the world at 10 years old, against the elements, with just a Pokemon by my side, so you can write a freaking paper about it?! You got it!

55. Leave me alone! Luigi! I never liked you!

56. SUNSHINE IS BETTER THAN 64! Hate comments commence!

58. I swear, if anybody says anything about the graphics about this game, I’ll Falcon Punch you.

59. We captured a boss in a Pokeball! How often does that happen?! *coughSnorlaxandZapdoscough*

60. Hey Beedle, you know all that stuff I just bought from you? Well, now I’m gonna give it all back to you. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!

62. You are seeing a visual representation of Luigi’s personal space. Please do not invade it.

65. Gee, it sure is suicidal around here!

66. Why did the red Pikmin die?!

68. You will need the Classic Contoller. Screw you! I’m using the Gamecube controller!

69. Well back in my day, I was playing Super Mario Sunshine and because I was playing so much Super Mario Sunshine, I didn’t know what a girl was until I was 14.

72. Eep! It’s not worth it! I’d rather have my life than money! I’m not Mr. Krabs.

74. YOU! You’re the one whose put me through all this agony! You…are…going…to die! Here is your letter! Good day, sir! I said “good day”! “Thank you, sir! What would we do without the post office?” I think we’d be a little less suicidal. And for that, we get…the Lucky Day badge. *sobs* I need more therapy! The awesome music!


77. That was the best Earth Tremor in the history of forever!

79. I think that’s the last treasure and I think we’ve gone without setting off what it is that I’m so afraid of. I JUST HAD TO OPEN MY MOUTH! I JUST HAD TO SAY IT! AS SOON AS I FINISH SAYING IT! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! I had to open my mouth. I had to open my mouth. I freaking hate me and I hate my mouth. Let’s run like hell! Let’s run like he-hey he killed the dweevil for us! How nice!
 

MCS

Donkey Kong
KO 65

3. The epic no.

4. I know you’re fat, but that doesn’t mean you’re Wario!

5. DOH I MISSED!

6. WHAT?! That was a star!

8. Hey Jon, hey Jon, don’t eat the mushroom.

10. GAAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!

11. You probably don’t even care that you killed like 20 additional Luigi’s, ‘cause Nintendo doesn’t freaking care about Luigi!

12. This planet existed for 15 seconds and it’s already been polluted? Gee, the future sure looks bleak for humanity.

13. For the love of Elemental Hero Bubbleman!

15. Look at my star bit count. I have enough to buy a PS3 at launch value over 3 attempts ago!

16. Suicide makes everything better!

18. You’re so boring I’d rather die than talk to you!

19. I need you to come back up here so I can finish cleaning your god-forsaken teeth. Yeah, apparently your teeth are so freaking dirty they’ve polluted an entire lake.

20. We’re ruining Delfino’s economy!

22. Why would you design a level around talking to people at the right time?!

23. He’s still a murderer, mommy!

24. Killing me won’t bring back your god-damn honey!

25. You take a Shine Sprite out of the Shine Gate just to put it back in. What the hell?

26. Oh! A Dugtrio! I’m gonna try and catch this just for the heck of it and I probably just sounded like a girl and I should stop talking like this!

28. You gotta be kidding me! After all 30 of my Ultra Balls failed, a Pokeball caught it! What?

29. Hey there challenger, Bugsy’s still young, but *gasp DUN DUN DUN* Bugsy’s a boy?!

32. Oh! Oh my god, as soon as I cut the video I found a Phanpy! Oh! *WILD PHANPY FLED!* WHAT?!

33. There is a Pokemon that I want to get in this area. So let’s just look around for it for a second. All right, maybe this is it now. Yes this it it and-OH MY GAWD!

34. I will use one Ultra Ball. I swear, my one Ultra Ball will catch this thing. 1,2,3,4, oh my god oh my oh my god, Oh! Oh my god, the Let’s Play curse didn’t destroy me!

36. Nothing but trash, nothing but trash. HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my god! I am stupid!

37. That guy is a trooper. Steve?! Steve’s a trooper?! (As if you guys didn’t see this one coming).

38. Suck it, Wollywogs! We ain’t never coming back!

39. I feel good about polluting the environment ‘cause it’ll make it harder for Wollywogs to survive.

40. Excuse me! I never knew water could be so rude!

41. What?! What?! What?! No! No! No! They all responded to my whistle! You’ve gotta be kidding me! No! No! No!

45. Battle cut for time! Highlights: I win! Paula dies! I’m a moron trying to heal her! Same thing as watching the fight! (He doesn’t actually say this, but the words show up on screen).

46. Thank god I didn’t eat the mushroom. Unintentional Runawayguys reference there! Jeez.

48. This yarn isn’t very epic! It’s not letting me play with it!

50. For the love of Mama Luigi, would you just catch!

52. He overslept at 4:24 AM?! *sigh* Nintendo Logic is shining through.

53. So you want me to go out into the world at 10 years old, against the elements, with just a Pokemon by my side, so you can write a freaking paper about it?! You got it!

55. Leave me alone! Luigi! I never liked you!

56. SUNSHINE IS BETTER THAN 64! Hate comments commence!

58. I swear, if anybody says anything about the graphics about this game, I’ll Falcon Punch you.

59. We captured a boss in a Pokeball! How often does that happen?! *coughSnorlaxandZapdoscough*

60. Hey Beedle, you know all that stuff I just bought from you? Well, now I’m gonna give it all back to you. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!

62. You are seeing a visual representation of Luigi’s personal space. Please do not invade it.

66. Why did the red Pikmin die?!

68. You will need the Classic Contoller. Screw you! I’m using the Gamecube controller!

69. Well back in my day, I was playing Super Mario Sunshine and because I was playing so much Super Mario Sunshine, I didn’t know what a girl was until I was 14.

72. Eep! It’s not worth it! I’d rather have my life than money! I’m not Mr. Krabs.

74. YOU! You’re the one whose put me through all this agony! You…are…going…to die! Here is your letter! Good day, sir! I said “good day”! “Thank you, sir! What would we do without the post office?” I think we’d be a little less suicidal. And for that, we get…the Lucky Day badge. *sobs* I need more therapy! The awesome music!


77. That was the best Earth Tremor in the history of forever!

79. I think that’s the last treasure and I think we’ve gone without setting off what it is that I’m so afraid of. I JUST HAD TO OPEN MY MOUTH! I JUST HAD TO SAY IT! AS SOON AS I FINISH SAYING IT! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! I had to open my mouth. I had to open my mouth. I freaking hate me and I hate my mouth. Let’s run like hell! Let’s run like he-hey he killed the dweevil for us! How nice!
[/quote]
 

Gumball Machine

Celestial Guide
KO 50

3. The epic no.

4. I know you’re fat, but that doesn’t mean you’re Wario!

5. DOH I MISSED!

6. WHAT?! That was a star!

8. Hey Jon, hey Jon, don’t eat the mushroom.

10. GAAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!

11. You probably don’t even care that you killed like 20 additional Luigi’s, ‘cause Nintendo doesn’t freaking care about Luigi!

12. This planet existed for 15 seconds and it’s already been polluted? Gee, the future sure looks bleak for humanity.

13. For the love of Elemental Hero Bubbleman!

15. Look at my star bit count. I have enough to buy a PS3 at launch value over 3 attempts ago!

16. Suicide makes everything better!

18. You’re so boring I’d rather die than talk to you!

19. I need you to come back up here so I can finish cleaning your god-forsaken teeth. Yeah, apparently your teeth are so freaking dirty they’ve polluted an entire lake.

20. We’re ruining Delfino’s economy!

22. Why would you design a level around talking to people at the right time?!

23. He’s still a murderer, mommy!

24. Killing me won’t bring back your god-damn honey!

25. You take a Shine Sprite out of the Shine Gate just to put it back in. What the hell?

26. Oh! A Dugtrio! I’m gonna try and catch this just for the heck of it and I probably just sounded like a girl and I should stop talking like this!

28. You gotta be kidding me! After all 30 of my Ultra Balls failed, a Pokeball caught it! What?

29. Hey there challenger, Bugsy’s still young, but *gasp DUN DUN DUN* Bugsy’s a boy?!

32. Oh! Oh my god, as soon as I cut the video I found a Phanpy! Oh! *WILD PHANPY FLED!* WHAT?!

33. There is a Pokemon that I want to get in this area. So let’s just look around for it for a second. All right, maybe this is it now. Yes this it it and-OH MY GAWD!

34. I will use one Ultra Ball. I swear, my one Ultra Ball will catch this thing. 1,2,3,4, oh my god oh my oh my god, Oh! Oh my god, the Let’s Play curse didn’t destroy me!

36. Nothing but trash, nothing but trash. HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my god! I am stupid!

37. That guy is a trooper. Steve?! Steve’s a trooper?! (As if you guys didn’t see this one coming).

38. Suck it, Wollywogs! We ain’t never coming back!

39. I feel good about polluting the environment ‘cause it’ll make it harder for Wollywogs to survive.

40. Excuse me! I never knew water could be so rude!

41. What?! What?! What?! No! No! No! They all responded to my whistle! You’ve gotta be kidding me! No! No! No!

45. Battle cut for time! Highlights: I win! Paula dies! I’m a moron trying to heal her! Same thing as watching the fight! (He doesn’t actually say this, but the words show up on screen).

46. Thank god I didn’t eat the mushroom. Unintentional Runawayguys reference there! Jeez.

48. This yarn isn’t very epic! It’s not letting me play with it!

52. He overslept at 4:24 AM?! *sigh* Nintendo Logic is shining through.

53. So you want me to go out into the world at 10 years old, against the elements, with just a Pokemon by my side, so you can write a freaking paper about it?! You got it!

55. Leave me alone! Luigi! I never liked you!

56. SUNSHINE IS BETTER THAN 64! Hate comments commence!

58. I swear, if anybody says anything about the graphics about this game, I’ll Falcon Punch you.

59. We captured a boss in a Pokeball! How often does that happen?! *coughSnorlaxandZapdoscough*

60. Hey Beedle, you know all that stuff I just bought from you? Well, now I’m gonna give it all back to you. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!

62. You are seeing a visual representation of Luigi’s personal space. Please do not invade it.

66. Why did the red Pikmin die?!

68. You will need the Classic Contoller. Screw you! I’m using the Gamecube controller!

69. Well back in my day, I was playing Super Mario Sunshine and because I was playing so much Super Mario Sunshine, I didn’t know what a girl was until I was 14.

72. Eep! It’s not worth it! I’d rather have my life than money! I’m not Mr. Krabs.

74. YOU! You’re the one whose put me through all this agony! You…are…going…to die! Here is your letter! Good day, sir! I said “good day”! “Thank you, sir! What would we do without the post office?” I think we’d be a little less suicidal. And for that, we get…the Lucky Day badge. *sobs* I need more therapy! The awesome music!


77. That was the best Earth Tremor in the history of forever!

79. I think that’s the last treasure and I think we’ve gone without setting off what it is that I’m so afraid of. I JUST HAD TO OPEN MY MOUTH! I JUST HAD TO SAY IT! AS SOON AS I FINISH SAYING IT! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! I had to open my mouth. I had to open my mouth. I freaking hate me and I hate my mouth. Let’s run like hell! Let’s run like he-hey he killed the dweevil for us! How nice!
 

MCS

Donkey Kong
KO 40

3. The epic no.

4. I know you’re fat, but that doesn’t mean you’re Wario!

5. DOH I MISSED!

6. WHAT?! That was a star!

8. Hey Jon, hey Jon, don’t eat the mushroom.

10. GAAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!

11. You probably don’t even care that you killed like 20 additional Luigi’s, ‘cause Nintendo doesn’t freaking care about Luigi!

12. This planet existed for 15 seconds and it’s already been polluted? Gee, the future sure looks bleak for humanity.

13. For the love of Elemental Hero Bubbleman!

15. Look at my star bit count. I have enough to buy a PS3 at launch value over 3 attempts ago!

16. Suicide makes everything better!

18. You’re so boring I’d rather die than talk to you!

19. I need you to come back up here so I can finish cleaning your god-forsaken teeth. Yeah, apparently your teeth are so freaking dirty they’ve polluted an entire lake.

20. We’re ruining Delfino’s economy!

22. Why would you design a level around talking to people at the right time?!

23. He’s still a murderer, mommy!

24. Killing me won’t bring back your god-damn honey!

25. You take a Shine Sprite out of the Shine Gate just to put it back in. What the hell?

26. Oh! A Dugtrio! I’m gonna try and catch this just for the heck of it and I probably just sounded like a girl and I should stop talking like this!

28. You gotta be kidding me! After all 30 of my Ultra Balls failed, a Pokeball caught it! What?

29. Hey there challenger, Bugsy’s still young, but *gasp DUN DUN DUN* Bugsy’s a boy?!

32. Oh! Oh my god, as soon as I cut the video I found a Phanpy! Oh! *WILD PHANPY FLED!* WHAT?!

33. There is a Pokemon that I want to get in this area. So let’s just look around for it for a second. All right, maybe this is it now. Yes this it it and-OH MY GAWD!

34. I will use one Ultra Ball. I swear, my one Ultra Ball will catch this thing. 1,2,3,4, oh my god oh my oh my god, Oh! Oh my god, the Let’s Play curse didn’t destroy me!

36. Nothing but trash, nothing but trash. HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my god! I am stupid!

37. That guy is a trooper. Steve?! Steve’s a trooper?! (As if you guys didn’t see this one coming).

38. Suck it, Wollywogs! We ain’t never coming back!

39. I feel good about polluting the environment ‘cause it’ll make it harder for Wollywogs to survive.

41. What?! What?! What?! No! No! No! They all responded to my whistle! You’ve gotta be kidding me! No! No! No!

45. Battle cut for time! Highlights: I win! Paula dies! I’m a moron trying to heal her! Same thing as watching the fight! (He doesn’t actually say this, but the words show up on screen).

46. Thank god I didn’t eat the mushroom. Unintentional Runawayguys reference there! Jeez.

48. This yarn isn’t very epic! It’s not letting me play with it!

52. He overslept at 4:24 AM?! *sigh* Nintendo Logic is shining through.

53. So you want me to go out into the world at 10 years old, against the elements, with just a Pokemon by my side, so you can write a freaking paper about it?! You got it!

55. Leave me alone! Luigi! I never liked you!

56. SUNSHINE IS BETTER THAN 64! Hate comments commence!

58. I swear, if anybody says anything about the graphics about this game, I’ll Falcon Punch you.

59. We captured a boss in a Pokeball! How often does that happen?! *coughSnorlaxandZapdoscough*

60. Hey Beedle, you know all that stuff I just bought from you? Well, now I’m gonna give it all back to you. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!

62. You are seeing a visual representation of Luigi’s personal space. Please do not invade it.

66. Why did the red Pikmin die?!

68. You will need the Classic Contoller. Screw you! I’m using the Gamecube controller!

69. Well back in my day, I was playing Super Mario Sunshine and because I was playing so much Super Mario Sunshine, I didn’t know what a girl was until I was 14.

72. Eep! It’s not worth it! I’d rather have my life than money! I’m not Mr. Krabs.

74. YOU! You’re the one whose put me through all this agony! You…are…going…to die! Here is your letter! Good day, sir! I said “good day”! “Thank you, sir! What would we do without the post office?” I think we’d be a little less suicidal. And for that, we get…the Lucky Day badge. *sobs* I need more therapy! The awesome music!


77. That was the best Earth Tremor in the history of forever!

79. I think that’s the last treasure and I think we’ve gone without setting off what it is that I’m so afraid of. I JUST HAD TO OPEN MY MOUTH! I JUST HAD TO SAY IT! AS SOON AS I FINISH SAYING IT! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! I had to open my mouth. I had to open my mouth. I freaking hate me and I hate my mouth. Let’s run like hell! Let’s run like he-hey he killed the dweevil for us! How nice!
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Gumball Machine

Celestial Guide
KO 26

3. The epic no.

4. I know you’re fat, but that doesn’t mean you’re Wario!

5. DOH I MISSED!

6. WHAT?! That was a star!

8. Hey Jon, hey Jon, don’t eat the mushroom.

10. GAAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!

11. You probably don’t even care that you killed like 20 additional Luigi’s, ‘cause Nintendo doesn’t freaking care about Luigi!

12. This planet existed for 15 seconds and it’s already been polluted? Gee, the future sure looks bleak for humanity.

13. For the love of Elemental Hero Bubbleman!

15. Look at my star bit count. I have enough to buy a PS3 at launch value over 3 attempts ago!

16. Suicide makes everything better!

18. You’re so boring I’d rather die than talk to you!

19. I need you to come back up here so I can finish cleaning your god-forsaken teeth. Yeah, apparently your teeth are so freaking dirty they’ve polluted an entire lake.

20. We’re ruining Delfino’s economy!

22. Why would you design a level around talking to people at the right time?!

23. He’s still a murderer, mommy!

24. Killing me won’t bring back your god-damn honey!

25. You take a Shine Sprite out of the Shine Gate just to put it back in. What the hell?

28. You gotta be kidding me! After all 30 of my Ultra Balls failed, a Pokeball caught it! What?

29. Hey there challenger, Bugsy’s still young, but *gasp DUN DUN DUN* Bugsy’s a boy?!

32. Oh! Oh my god, as soon as I cut the video I found a Phanpy! Oh! *WILD PHANPY FLED!* WHAT?!

33. There is a Pokemon that I want to get in this area. So let’s just look around for it for a second. All right, maybe this is it now. Yes this it it and-OH MY GAWD!

34. I will use one Ultra Ball. I swear, my one Ultra Ball will catch this thing. 1,2,3,4, oh my god oh my oh my god, Oh! Oh my god, the Let’s Play curse didn’t destroy me!

36. Nothing but trash, nothing but trash. HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my god! I am stupid!

37. That guy is a trooper. Steve?! Steve’s a trooper?! (As if you guys didn’t see this one coming).

38. Suck it, Wollywogs! We ain’t never coming back!

39. I feel good about polluting the environment ‘cause it’ll make it harder for Wollywogs to survive.

41. What?! What?! What?! No! No! No! They all responded to my whistle! You’ve gotta be kidding me! No! No! No!

45. Battle cut for time! Highlights: I win! Paula dies! I’m a moron trying to heal her! Same thing as watching the fight! (He doesn’t actually say this, but the words show up on screen).

46. Thank god I didn’t eat the mushroom. Unintentional Runawayguys reference there! Jeez.

48. This yarn isn’t very epic! It’s not letting me play with it!

52. He overslept at 4:24 AM?! *sigh* Nintendo Logic is shining through.

53. So you want me to go out into the world at 10 years old, against the elements, with just a Pokemon by my side, so you can write a freaking paper about it?! You got it!

55. Leave me alone! Luigi! I never liked you!

56. SUNSHINE IS BETTER THAN 64! Hate comments commence!

58. I swear, if anybody says anything about the graphics about this game, I’ll Falcon Punch you.

59. We captured a boss in a Pokeball! How often does that happen?! *coughSnorlaxandZapdoscough*

60. Hey Beedle, you know all that stuff I just bought from you? Well, now I’m gonna give it all back to you. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!

62. You are seeing a visual representation of Luigi’s personal space. Please do not invade it.

66. Why did the red Pikmin die?!

68. You will need the Classic Contoller. Screw you! I’m using the Gamecube controller!

69. Well back in my day, I was playing Super Mario Sunshine and because I was playing so much Super Mario Sunshine, I didn’t know what a girl was until I was 14.

72. Eep! It’s not worth it! I’d rather have my life than money! I’m not Mr. Krabs.

74. YOU! You’re the one whose put me through all this agony! You…are…going…to die! Here is your letter! Good day, sir! I said “good day”! “Thank you, sir! What would we do without the post office?” I think we’d be a little less suicidal. And for that, we get…the Lucky Day badge. *sobs* I need more therapy! The awesome music!


77. That was the best Earth Tremor in the history of forever!

79. I think that’s the last treasure and I think we’ve gone without setting off what it is that I’m so afraid of. I JUST HAD TO OPEN MY MOUTH! I JUST HAD TO SAY IT! AS SOON AS I FINISH SAYING IT! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! I had to open my mouth. I had to open my mouth. I freaking hate me and I hate my mouth. Let’s run like hell! Let’s run like he-hey he killed the dweevil for us! How nice!
 
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