OH BOY I CAN FLOOD THIS TOPIC
but first I actually need to look at what I have equipped
*scout
** scattergun - the gimmicks on the others take some getting used to, this is most useful to me
** babby faec blastur - fun for defending, piss off people by being a sub atomic particle
**pretty boy's pocket pistol - extra health is always fun, pyros were always shitheads so it all works out
**lugermorph - for all your reskin needs
**candy cane - a signature weapon of mine and the first drop ever in tf2
**sandman - enjoy missing most of your shots or doing point blank for dumb but amusing 15 damage
**boston basher - enjoy bleeding to death just as much as your foes will
**wrap assassin - this thing is kind of stupid now that the cleaver exists but its great for looking like a dipshit trying to kill people with it. unless of course you do kill someone with it cause then they look like the dipshit
**atomizer - triple jump is fun to screw with and can actually come in handy in some instances, pocket pistol balances it nice
**towering pillar of hats, placeholder for whoopee cap which i hope to have soon
* soldier
** strange rocket launcher - defaults are always fun times
** strange direct hit - I suck with direct hit most of the time why do I do this
** strange bot killer rocket launcher - WHY DOESNT IT COUNT ROBOT KILLS
** righteous bison - EPIC SCI FI ACTION
** strange shotgun - pretty much a necessity with direct hit, I need something I can RELIABLY hit with
** escape plan - for planning escapes
** equalizer - I try to use it just to be EDGEY and UNIQUE and DEAD
** lord cockswains novelty muttonchops and pipe - never before have I been this manly
** green stout shako - groden always berates me to wear it cause he gifted it to me
** purple tyrants helm - a timeless classic from a fine lad on the saxton hale server, who traded it for a fine name tag
pyro
** flamethrower - throws flames
** strange degreaser with post humous kills - NO ONE DIES AFTER I LEAVE THEM TO BURN I AM FAILING THIS STRANGE PART
** strange shotgun - shoots guns
** reserve shooter - faster weapon switch is something I like to have, also sounds pro
** neon annihilator - buncha neat gimmicks, sfx are neat and the taunt is pretty chill
** powerjack - I never even melee anyone as pyro but hell this is what I'd use
**towering pillar of hats - placeholder for handymans handle, or as I've seen it renamed, "SHITTY FUCKING PLUNGER"
*demo
** grenade launcher - pills
** loch n load - for those times I like to miss people just as much as I one hit kill them
** stickybomb launcher - I just can't really use the scottish resistance too effectively
** scottish handshake - good
** conscientious objector - I need a decal idea for this shit
** ullapool caber - mostly just to get the set bonus for loch n load
** demoman's fro - feel the funk
* heavy
** minigun - everything else is ass buckets
** huo-long heater - except this this is kind of fun
** family business - increased clip size for more lazy aiming
**strange holiday punch - become a heavy spy
**conscientious objector - for terrorizing 2fort servers
**outdoorsman - gift from groden just cause it references living in canada
**tough guys toque - found this on the booster's tower map
**football helmet - for looking like a social outcast
***vintage pyrovision goggles - they clip horrendously with the helmet making me look more of a tool as I run around with my mittens out
**U clank A - my ONLY hat from the 42 weapons from mann up mvm
* engineer
** strange shotgun - I'm not too good with the other weapons
** lugermorph - I don't usually feel like wrangling or short circuiting
** short circuit - good for cock blocking people with three clip rocket launchers
** strange jag - gotta have dat quick build
** big country - I think it's called that, mine is a renamed gift from snack referencing an injoke so I've never even thought of it by the proper name
* medic
** strange crusader's crossbow - making kills satisfying
** strange overdose - for progress on the "kill scouts with primary" achievement
** medigun - for attacking for massive damage
** kritzkrieg - just for the increased uber rate and shit
** quick fix - if there's another accomplished medic with the other mediguns, PULL OUT THE QUICK FIX TO BE SHITTY BATTLE MEDIC WHO CAN DOUBLE AS SECONDARY QUICK FIXING MEDIC
** solemn vow - fight or flight determinations
** ubersaw - turn that pesky enemy spy into invulnerability
** dr whoa - look like a nerd on the battlefield
** towering pillar of hats - placeholder for surgeons stahlhelm
* sniper
** huntsman - scoping is for accomplished and able snipers
** strange smg - I'm probably better off using this than the rifle
** bushwacka - its a melee for when ammo runs out like any class
** towering pillar of hats - placeholder for your worst nightmare so I can really look like an asshole sniper
* spy
** ambassador - enjoy shots deflecting at random for no discernable reason, or actually landing a headshot that never kills anyone
** diamondback - sounds sexy
** cloak and dagger - strategic cloaking is for losers who cant feign death like bastard asses
** knife - gimmicks schmimmicks
** fancy fedora - for being fancy
** dr whoa - for being whoa
I'll post some MvM shit later I guess
lol this turned out way longer than I thought it would
