UltraMario
Donkey Kong
Re: ITT, post Chatroom moments
THIS THRED IS DEEEEEEEED also post chatroom moments
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I know how the universe works:
I know how the universe works:
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Pokemon DP
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Watch as we trivialize hundreds of deaths for laughs
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Pokemon DP
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I'd like to see you try to ban me, Mr. Former Mod.
I'd like to see you try to ban me, Mr. Former Mod.
Re: ITT, post Chatroom moments
ooooooooooh, burn.
Crocodile Dippy said:
ooooooooooh, burn.
QuizmoManiac
a rhinestone cowboy
Re: ITT, post Chatroom moments
I'm not serious.
Says the former mod.Crocodile Dippy said:
I'm not serious.
Re: ITT, post Chatroom moments
Holy shit, double burn
I am not serious either
Detective Dick Gumshoe said:
Holy shit, double burn
I am not serious either
Re: ITT, post Chatroom moments
*sets everyone on fire*
*sets everyone on fire*
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Ah crap, a REAL burn! *dead*
This is becoming stupid xD
Security Lady said:
Ah crap, a REAL burn! *dead*
This is becoming stupid xD
QuizmoManiac
a rhinestone cowboy
Re: ITT, post Chatroom moments
3RD DEGREE BURNS!
YEEEAAAHHHHHH
Well, first we had a double burn, but now it looks like we've got...Security Lady said:
3RD DEGREE BURNS!
YEEEAAAHHHHHH
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L - N - 1
Re: ITT, post Chatroom moments
Abboying:
Dr. Javelin gives up:
There are people who live in Mindless Junk:
Abboying:
Dr. Javelin gives up:
<Dr_Javelin>: Also I give up on the ITT: Try to act like Dr. Javelin.
<_2257>: you just cant manage it
<GigaKoloktos|LN1>: But you didn't make it, and hypothetically you can't give up.
<Dr_Javelin>: Ya'll can go ahead and do random crazy stuff in there, I don't care.
<Dr_Javelin>: It was another meaning of give up
<Dr_Javelin>: as in give up hope.
There are people who live in Mindless Junk:
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Pokemon DP
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Start studying guitalgebra today, kids; and you too can be just like Stooben!08:26 Anton{Hypnotoad} just like I wished today as I was sitting in class with a bunch of 20-40 year old people who couldn't add "28+1"
08:26 Crocodile_Dippy it's 30, right?
08:27 Adrian_Andrews no man
08:27 Adrian_Andrews you forgot to take the square root
08:27 Anton{Hypnotoad} hi edo
08:27 Adrian_Andrews hi
08:27 Anton{Hypnotoad} also, they applauded when some girl used a calculator to do "23.5-2.5"
08:27 Anton{Hypnotoad} applauded
08:28 Anton{Hypnotoad} they fucking applauded
08:28 Adrian_Andrews lets see
08:28 Adrian_Andrews 28 right
08:28 Adrian_Andrews so
08:28 Arcanine angrytoad is angry
08:28 Adrian_Andrews the square root of that
08:28 Adrian_Andrews uhm
08:28 Crocodile_Dippy no man it's 22.57
08:28 Adrian_Andrews ok
08:28 Adrian_Andrews a square has like 4 sides right
08:29 Adrian_Andrews that means the square root is 4
08:29 Crocodile_Dippy how about a /stube/?
08:29 Anton{Hypnotoad} they also were confused by 2 x 4
08:29 Anton{Hypnotoad} 2 pieces of wood on 4 sides of the box
08:29 Anton{Hypnotoad} they couldn't figure it out
08:29 Adrian_Andrews ok, the square root of 2 x 4
08:29 Adrian_Andrews lets see
08:29 Adrian_Andrews a square has like 4 sides right
08:29 Adrian_Andrews that means the square root is 4
08:29 Crocodile_Dippy guys you're not mathmaticizing well at all
08:30 Crocodile_Dippy you have to divide by the stube root of 4
08:30 Adrian_Andrews
08:30 Adrian_Andrews stoob root?
08:30 Crocodile_Dippy no, stube
08:30 Crocodile_Dippy a seven-sided cube
08:30 Adrian_Andrews oh
08:30 Anton{Hypnotoad} it's sad
08:30 Anton{Hypnotoad} because
08:30 Anton{Hypnotoad} I need to work with these people as a team
08:30 Crocodile_Dippy the seventh side is the /in/side
08:30 Anton{Hypnotoad} I'm not sure if I can
08:30 Adrian_Andrews I prefer the stoob root
08:30 Adrian_Andrews ok, so
08:31 Adrian_Andrews stooben is small
08:31 Adrian_Andrews that means the stoob root is also small
08:31 Crocodile_Dippy the stoob root is /making/ the numbers fall into place by playing bitchin' guitar solos
08:31 Adrian_Andrews sorry, I havent had guitalgebra yet
08:31 Crocodile_Dippy It's not easy.
Re: ITT, post Chatroom moments
banjonator1
Satan
Re: ITT, post Chatroom moments
I see a sitcom.
carcinoGeneticist said:
I see a sitcom.
Re: ITT, post Chatroom moments
Coming soon to a theater near you.
<Raven_Effect>: Bop i have an idea but were gonna need a lot of sand
<Magus>: What is this idea>
<Magus>: *?
<Magus>: Because I hate sand.
<Raven_Effect>: Alright what were going to do is were going to put a shit tone of sand on the moon in order to trick scientists into thinking that the moon has beaches
<Magus>: How are we going to do this without scientists to help?
<Raven_Effect>: Research Grant
<Magus>: Ah yeah, anyone can get a grant these days.
<Raven_Effect>: I also have another idea
<Magus>: Oh dear.
<Raven_Effect>: Alright here's what were going to do we are going to blow up all 3 of Pluto's moons and replace them with identical rocks
<Magus>: Pluto doesn't have moons.
<Raven_Effect>: Yes it does it has 3
<Raven_Effect>: Charon, Nix, Hydra
<Magus>: Oh yeah. Never mind.
<Magus>: Although Pluto isn't really relevant to anything.
<Raven_Effect>: That's why it's the perfect plan
<Raven_Effect>: And best part absolutely no flaws
<Magus>: Aside from transporting explosives out to Pluto.
<Raven_Effect>: Bop we will use a rocket ship
<Magus>: Fuel? Food?
<Magus>: Money?
<Raven_Effect>: 1. I packed lunchables. 2. I bought the fuel at the same discount store i bought the rocket and the robot bodies for the Jamaican grandmas (different idea) 3. Research grant
<Smiley>: luncables
<Smiley>: *lunchables
<Magus>: Lunchables won't last very long.
<Smasher>: lunch cable
<Magus>: And they suck, but that's beside the point.
<Raven_Effect>: See flawless
<Magus>: I'd call that a flaw.
<Raven_Effect>: Nope also i packed Steak and Lobster
<Magus>: They'll spoil.
<Raven_Effect>: Thats why i bought a fridge
<Magus>: More power to power the fridge, which means more fuel, which means more weight, which means more money.
<Magus>: Also, it would take several years to get to Pluto, so the fridge wouldn't help enough.
<Raven_Effect>: The research grant is fore $1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
<Raven_Effect>: Also Bop were going to use worm holes
<Magus>: Then why do we need a rocket at all?
<Magus>: Screw rockets, let's just use a wormhole on the ground.
<Raven_Effect>: To get to the worm holes
<Raven_Effect>: Bop we need rockets
<apocalypseArisen>: Goomba's Shoe and Bop in.... "The Great Moon Beach"(?)
<apocalypseArisen>: (tentative title)
<Raven_Effect>: Actually now were blowing up Pluto's Moons
<apocalypseArisen>: I guess that can be the sequel then.
<Magus>: Goomba's Shoe and Bop in "Goodbye, Pluto's Moons!"
<Magus>: We don't need rockets tho. We'll just use the wormholes on the ground.
<Raven_Effect>: No that's not how things work
<Magus>: Yes it is.
<Magus>: A wormhole can exist on the ground just as well as in space.
<Magus>: So we don't need rockets.
<Magus>: Or that grant.
<Magus>: Just a whole ton of C4.
<Raven_Effect>: Also we need landmines
<Magus>: We need nitroglycerin landmines.
<Raven_Effect>: We're going to use them to blow up the chunks of the moons
<Magus>: How about we just steal a nuke.
<Magus>: It'll take all the moons and Pluto with it.
<Raven_Effect>: No landmines would be cooler
<Magus>: And we can just not worry about the pieces.
Smasher blows up
<Raven_Effect>: Bop you making things to complicated
<Magus>: Look who's talking.
<Raven_Effect>: Bop this is my idea so we are doing it my way
<Magus>: Fine, but I want 60% of the profits and the rights to the video game.
<Raven_Effect>: No you get 70% of the profit the rights to the video game and the rights to the movie AND THAT'S FINAL
<Magus>: Fine by me.
<Magus>: Also, I want the rights to the comic book series.
<Raven_Effect>: Fine but in return you have to agree to all future lawsuits (as well as ones that may be and in fact are pending from my various other business adventures)
<Raven_Effect>: And by that i mean you are labial to be sued
<Magus>: If you take the rights to the lawsuits, I'll let us destroy parts of Pluto so that it's shaped like a giant.
<Raven_Effect>: No way i could do that anyway
<Magus>: Controlled explosions.
<Magus>: Hi-tech demo corps.
<Magus>: It'd work.
<Raven_Effect>: Look Bop do we have a deal
<Magus>: Fine, deal.
<Raven_Effect>: Good now would you like to know what you are being sued for
<Magus>: Oh dear, what?
<Raven_Effect>: Well there is currently an investigation into whether or not i'm forcing Jamaican Grandmas to work in my bongo factory
<Raven_Effect>: (I am)
<Magus>: I DIDN'T READ THE FINE PRINT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
<Raven_Effect>: That's not all
<Raven_Effect>: I'm also being sued for building Houses out of bananas and selling them to Monkeys in residential neighborhoods
<Magus>: I think I'm going to change my name to Phoenix Wright then.
<Raven_Effect>: The many people hit by the Golden Rubber ducks fired out of mine and a friends catapult are also suing
<Magus>: Because I'm def going to need a defense attorney.
Coming soon to a theater near you.
