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8:38 PM - stargatedalek: http://dinotoyblog.com/forum/index.php?topic=4590.msg135177;topicseen#new AARGGH MY EYES NO
8:41 PM - Hax: are you talking about the meg book
8:41 PM - stargatedalek: yes
8:41 PM - stargatedalek: ITS GETTING A MOVIE NOOO
8:41 PM - stargatedalek: NNOOOOOO
8:41 PM - Hax: yeah, good job setting megalodon and sharks in general back another 20 or so years
8:41 PM - stargatedalek: ikr
8:42 PM - stargatedalek: and pitting it against a trex what even
8:45 PM - Hax: oh i've read about the novels on wikipedia, they're a total shithouse
8:45 PM - stargatedalek: oh god its a series
8:45 PM - Hax: something something megalodon ultimate predator something something evil guy wants to bring them back to life to use it as a weapon or some fucking nonsense like that i don't know
8:46 PM - stargatedalek: xDD
8:47 PM - Hax: "In 1997, Jonas Taylor is a deep sea diver working for the United States Navy on a top-secret dive in the Mariana Trench. He sees a Megalodon, a massive ancient predator that is believed to be extinct. Because he is the only survivor he is disbelieved."
8:47 PM - Hax: well this already sounds like a goddamn b-movie
8:48 PM - Hax: "He becomes a paleontologist and tries to prove that the Megalodon is real, but he is still considered a crackpot."
8:48 PM - Hax: *insert one does not simply meme here*
8:49 PM - Hax: "An old friend, Masao Tanaka, asks him to go back and help recover a UNIS (Unmanned Nautical Informational Submersible), which helps predict earthquakes, from the Mariana Trench. Again, they encounter a megalodon in the depths: the species has indeed survived, but is trapped in the Mariana Trench due to the 'cold water barrier' (the bottom of the Trench is heated by geothermal ducts, keeping the water warm, but that warmth has limited range and the far colder water above it keeps the sharks trapped there as the cold water would apparently have highly negative effects on the giant sharks unless traversed properly)."
8:49 PM - Hax: that CANNOT possibly be a thing
8:49 PM - Hax: "A white bioluminescent (millions of years of adapting to the darkness of the trench lead to this evolutionary trait) male megalodon attacks them and kills Tanaka's son D.J."
8:49 PM - Hax: ah yes, a classic Japanese name, DJ
8:50 PM - Hax: "before being entangled in the metal ropes connecting the submarine to the ship, which start dragging the shark up. However, the male shark's vulnerable state prompts an even larger female megalodon to emerge and attack it, and as the female rips it apart, she is bathed in the shark's warm blood as she follows the entangled male upwards, the warm flood of liquid keeping the female protected from the cold water long enough for it to reach the warmer surface waters of the ocean, hence unleashing the megalodon anew on the ocean's ecosystem."
8:50 PM - Hax: i'm no scientist but I don't think that's how blood works
8:50 PM - Hax: "It doesn't take long for the shark to pick up where it left off after it reaches the surface, as it starts killing and eating whales, and sometimes people, including Jonas's estranged wife, Maggie. To make matters worse, the female is pregnant and gives birth."
8:51 PM - Hax: Christ, now you're stealing from Jaws 3?
8:51 PM - Hax: "Both are tracked, as Taylor and Tanaka wish to capture the creature. They manage to get the mother, but it breaks free and starts attacking boats in the area where it was captured. Taylor manages to kill the mother in the carnage by ramming a submersible down its throat, slicing his way through its inner body, and eventually cutting through its heart before escaping."
8:51 PM - Hax: I don't think that's feasible
8:52 PM - stargatedalek: this is paleo cringe at tis absolute worst
8:52 PM - stargatedalek: WE NEED THIS TO WARM OUR SOULS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2WQ58hQyH8
8:52 PM - Hax: I already saw that actually
8:52 PM - Hax: funny coincidence
8:52 PM - stargatedalek: aah
8:52 PM - stargatedalek: :P
8:52 PM - Hax: "Sequels

The novel spawned a series with the following sequels:

The Trench
Meg: Primal Waters
Meg: Hell's Aquarium
Meg: Night Stalkers
Meg: Origins"
8:52 PM - Hax: WHO ASKED FOR THIS?!
8:53 PM - stargatedalek: ARGH
8:53 PM - stargatedalek: I actually own Hells Aquarium I bough it on a lark and never read it, didn't know it was a sequel
8:54 PM - Hax: ok lemme just read the summary for this one for the hell of it
8:54 PM - Hax: "Scarface, Michael Maren's pet Meg, and Angel's last surviving offspring from her first litter, is hunting. Scarface gets enticed by a new prospective meal, Leedsichthys. While his attention is caught by the new meal, he is attacked and killed by a Liopleurodon." OK, WOW, what the hell happened between book 1 and book 4
8:55 PM - Hax: "During one of Angel's escape attempts, a crowd handler is killed by her. An animal rights group called R.A.W. (Release Animals to the Wild)"
8:55 PM - Hax: real creative name guys
8:55 PM - stargatedalek: :P
8:55 PM - Hax: "decides to try to get the Tanaka Institute to free the young females (called Elizabeth, Angelica, Belle, Mary Kate and Ashley), even though the world knows the damage that Angel and her mother did when she escaped many years previously."
8:55 PM - stargatedalek: Dino PETA eww
8:56 PM - stargatedalek: MARY KATE AND ASHLEY
8:56 PM - stargatedalek: WHY
8:56 PM - Hax: jesus christ these people turned into megalodon backyard breeders
8:56 PM - stargatedalek: FUCKING OLSEN TWINS SHARKS
8:57 PM - Hax: "Jonas and Terry want to expand the Institute to separate all of the siblings due to their increased aggression and appetite, but the state won't allow any expansion of the facility. Angelica is soon attacked by one of her siblings while being moved, and is killed. (Later, R.A.W. gets a hold of the incident on tape and posts it to the internet, rallying support to their cause.)"
8:57 PM - stargatedalek: on one hadn I want to read this book even less now but on the other hand I've ben reminded that it exists taking up space on my shelf that I could use for figurines
8:57 PM - Hax: i'd like to note that it's funny how aggressive and cannibalisitc the sharks are in this series
8:57 PM - stargatedalek: ikr
8:57 PM - Hax: "The cousin of the crown prince of Dubai, Fiesal Bin Rashidi, comes to negotiate purchasing Mary Kate and Ashley for a large aquarium in Dubai."
8:57 PM - Hax: WHAT DO FOREIGN POLITICS HAVE TO DO WITH THIS
8:58 PM - stargatedalek: OH NO ITS THE DUBAI PRINCE PYRAMID SCAM
8:58 PM - Hax: "They also want Jonas to help them catch some prehistoric marine creatures from the Panthalassa, a hidden underground ocean which is all that remains of the primordial ocean of the same name. Michael Maren had discovered it and hinted at its existence shortly before he died in Primal Waters."
8:58 PM - Hax: right, apparently there's a lot of deep lore going on here
8:59 PM - Hax: "Rashidi soon notices the talent and knowledge that Jonas' son David possesses during a private showing of Angel"
8:59 PM - Hax: unfortunate wording
9:00 PM - Hax: "and they approach him and offer him a job for the summer. All he has to do is train pilots in how to use the Manta Ray submersibles that the institute uses. He goes off to Dubai while Jonas, Mac, Terry and Dani deal with Angel, Belle and Lizzy."
9:00 PM - Hax: oh i'm sure nothing'll go wrong
9:00 PM - Hax: "In Dubai, David falls for a girl, Kaylie, who is recruited to pilot a sub for bin Rashidi's mission in Panthalassa."
9:00 PM - Hax: oh hippedy fucking ray an unnecessary romance sideplot
9:01 PM - stargatedalek: I bet she dies
9:01 PM - Hax: " David helps train the crew to use the Manta Ray subs and he helps get Mary Kate and Ashley situated in their new home. One of the young Megalodons dies, but David is able to save the other's life. He gets a preview of what the Dubai aquarium wants — including a Mosasaurus, Ichthyosaurus, Plesiosaur, Leedsichthys, Xiphactinus, Kronosaurus, Liopleurodon, Dunkleosteus and other Prehistoric Sea Monsters."
9:01 PM - stargatedalek: can she please die?
9:01 PM - Hax: I don't know if this is the book or wikipedia, but what's with the caps
9:01 PM - stargatedalek: You always cap genus names
9:01 PM - Hax: You trying to own the rights to Prehistoric Sea Monsters™?
9:02 PM - Hax: no not that
9:02 PM - stargatedalek: That's proper nomenclature
9:02 PM - stargatedalek: oh
9:02 PM - stargatedalek: XDDD
9:02 PM - stargatedalek: I missed that
9:02 PM - Hax: "Despite being offered lots of money, he refuses the mission of tracking down the prehistoric marine reptiles."
9:03 PM - Hax: yes, turn down the opportunity any thinking sailor would die for to hunt down 8 deadly sea monsters which are SOMEHOW ALIVE IN THE 21ST CENTURY EVEN THOUGH THEY ALL WENT EXTINCT MILLIONS OF YEARS AGO
9:03 PM - Hax: "Back at the Institute, pressure is mounting to release the remaining pups. Scientists come in and find out that the Megs have evolved to a state where males are not needed for reproduction anymore, so Angel and the pups either are pregnant now, or will be soon."
9:03 PM - Hax: fish are not lizards, steve alten
9:04 PM - Hax: "Jonas and Mac have an implant put into Angel's brain which will allow them to control her brain stimuli which ultimately gives them total control of her. "
9:04 PM - Hax: what's with the crazy sci-fi shit?
9:04 PM - Hax: "Jonas and Terry secretly arrange to release Angel back to the Mariana Trench while the R.A.W. group decides to release Lizzy and Belle by themselves. Lizzy and Belle cause havoc and death with their release and cannot be reined in."
9:04 PM - Hax: oh who could've fucking predicted that would happen?
9:05 PM - stargatedalek: suck it dino peta
9:05 PM - Hax: "Initially not on the mission to recover live specimens from Panthalassa, David reluctantly joins the mission in order to keep Kaylie from harm's way and agrees to dive into the subterranean sea to look for the prehistoric creatures that bin Rashidi seeks. Weathering an underwater storm and escaping a pack of Ichthyosaurs which destroys another of the manta-ray submersibles, they discover the wreck of the USS Indianapolis, which had broken through Panthalassa's ceiling."
9:05 PM - Hax: there is so much wrong here
9:06 PM - Hax: "The imposing bulk of the WW-II era cruiser momentarily scares away a pursuing mosasaur, enabling David and Kaylie to reach one of Michael Maren's underwater labs, which is nearby. The docking station is unable to take the strain of the depressurising and collapses shortly after David and Kaylie are safely inside, effectively trapping them beneath the ocean with limited air and no food. The mosasaur soon arrives and gets crushed under the spherical lab when it rolls on the ocean floor."
9:06 PM - Hax: yeah, god forbit the fucking mosasaur does something cool
9:06 PM - Hax: all the attention has to go to the megalodons because they're the best prehistoric sea monsters that ever existed
9:07 PM - Hax: "Jonas finds out that David is trapped and uses the control they have of Angel to help him save David. While lifting Jonas gets attacked by another mosasaur, but Angel kills it, attracting the attention of the Liopleurodon."
9:07 PM - Hax: wait, is something actually entertaining gonna happen?
9:07 PM - Hax: "Jonas manages to get the lab through Panthalassa but not without problems. Due to their aggressiveness and territoriality, the Liopleurodon and Angel too leave Panthalassa and angrily fight over territory and Angel's kill."
9:07 PM - Hax: let's just assume this is the monstrously huge WWD Liopleurodon
9:08 PM - Hax: because I seriously doubt the author of these books knows anything about any of these animals that he didn't see on TV, let alone that he did any research beyond shitty backwater kids' dinosaur fact sites
9:08 PM - Hax: you know the ones
9:09 PM - stargatedalek: yup
9:09 PM - Hax: "Both creatures eventually surface and the megalodon is killed by the Liopleurodon who is then netted by bin Rashindi's crew, but not before tragedy strikes the Taylors one more time when the Liopleurodon escapes its trappings and engulfs both the dead mosasaur and Kaylie alive, leaving David traumatized."
9:10 PM - stargatedalek: I knew she was gonna die
9:10 PM - Hax: you called it
9:10 PM - Hax: "Some time later, David hints at his plans to return to Pathalassa, possibly for vengeance, during a psychiatric session. Meanwhile, Belle and Lizzy continue to terrorize the oceans."
9:10 PM - Hax: Oh NOW you're interested in hunting down the Prehistoric Sea Monster™.
9:12 PM - stargatedalek: Prehistoric Sea Monster™ is my favorite extinct animal
9:12 PM - stargatedalek: it was a gizillion feet long and ate whales
9:12 PM - Hax: nonono it didn't just eat whales, it exclusively ate blue whales and sperm whales
9:13 PM - stargatedalek: yes
9:13 PM - stargatedalek: and despite being an air breathing surface predator it probably survived in an abyss somehwere
9:14 PM - Hax: holy crap
9:14 PM - Hax: i can't believe you have this book
9:14 PM - Hax: i would suggest burning it
9:14 PM - Hax: like, actually
9:15 PM - Hax: grab a lighter, take it to your backyard, and set it on fire
9:15 PM - stargatedalek: xD
9:15 PM - stargatedalek: how about I http://imgur.com/gallery/hjfv6 instead?
 
[10:26:01 pm] applesbot All cards have been played! Time for judging!
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<Baby_Luigi>: Freaking hell why am I chatting here I'm supposed to be putting Baby Luigi into Mario Sports Mix
<UltraMario>: heh
<Freakworld>: idk
<Baby_Luigi>: Toad can't catch a break
<Baby_Luigi>: I'm replacing him in like every damn Wii game
<SHOUTMON>: can i commission you to make dry bones playable in every mario game
<Baby_Luigi>: Uhhh
<SHOUTMON>: (its a joke)
<Baby_Luigi>: I *could*
<Freakworld>: put baby luigi into mario kart wii
<Freakworld>: again
<Baby_Luigi>: What, put another Baby Luigi over Toad?
<SHOUTMON>: im not rich enough
<Baby_Luigi>: I could put Dry Bones in New Super Mario Bros. Wii
<Tailmon>: replace everyone with baby luigi
<Baby_Luigi>: Well, I can replace all Toads with Baby Luigi
<Baby_Luigi>: I dunno how I can replace someone like Donkey Kong with Baby Luigi though
<Freakworld>: yeah @Baby_Luigi
<DragonFreak>: 22 get a job and then you'll be rich enough
<SHOUTMON>: i already have a job
<DragonFreak>: you do?
<SHOUTMON>: yes
<DragonFreak>: how come you never told me
<DragonFreak>: what is it
<SHOUTMON>: you never asked
<NEXandGBX>: baby luigi in a donkey kong shaped costume
<SHOUTMON>: adult education intern
<DragonFreak>: amazing -hugs 22-
<DragonFreak>: i mean
<DragonFreak>: *airhugsairhugsairhugs
<Baby_Luigi>: That's a bit disturbing, NexandGBX
<SHOUTMON>: don't touch me
<UltraMario>: heh
<UltraMario>: baby luigi in a wario costume
<UltraMario>:
<Freakworld>: baby wario
<Borp>: mario in a mario costume
<Freakworld>: BABY WARIO
<DragonFreak>: it was a typo 22 i swear
<Baby_Luigi>: There's like no 3D model of that guy though
<Baby_Luigi>: And no, I will *not* make a 3D model of him
<SHOUTMON>: idc
<UltraMario>: Freakworld: rip baby wario
<Freakworld>: recolored baby mario with a mustache
<UltraMario>: he's never appeared again since yids
<Baby_Luigi>: NO
<Freakworld>: xD
<Peachinator>: Is 22 here?
<DragonFreak>: :'( i spoiled it
<Baby_Luigi>: And if you want me to edit Baby Luigi to make a Baby Waluigi you have to pay me 100 dollars
<SHOUTMON>: no
<Borp>: [20:42:44] <UltraMario> he's never appeared again since yids
<UltraMario>: also yes baby wario is an actual thing
<Borp>: kinda makes his lameness all the more apparent
<Freakworld>: do you take steam trading cards?
<UltraMario>: i like him ;-;
<UltraMario>: i mean, not his powera
<Baby_Luigi>: What, so I can get a prettier profile?
<UltraMario>: *powers
<UltraMario>: but
<UltraMario>: i guess it's because of my wario bias
<UltraMario>:
<Freakworld>: idk arent they worth money
<Baby_Luigi>: Also, it has to be 100 dollars in Steam trading cards
 
<mcd>: !play 4
<applesbot^>: <mcd> has played a card!
<Nyrie>: !points
<applesbot^>: Point Tally:
<applesbot^>: <Tailmon> Points: 4 Adjectives: Idiotic, Silent, Conceited, Sickening
<applesbot^>: <Mariofan169> Points: 2 Adjectives: Responsible, Comical
<applesbot^>: <mcd> Points: 1 Adjectives: High & Mighty
<applesbot^>: <SonicMario> Points: 3 Adjectives: Smart, Cosmic, Fashionable
<applesbot^>: <Packy> Points: 2 Adjectives: Normal, Energetic
<applesbot^>: <GabrieleHayes> Points: 1 Adjectives: Exciting
<Peachinator>: !play 7
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<applesbot^>: <Nyrie> Points: 1 Adjectives: Beloved
<applesbot^>: <Peachinator> has played a card!
<Nyrie>: !points
<mcd>: i know just about nothing about 5 of my cards
<applesbot^>: All cards have been played! Time for judging!
<applesbot^>: The adjective for this round is Funny.
<Packy>: GOD
<Packy>: DAMMIT
<Packy>: NYRIE
<Tailmon>: LOL
<mcd>: !status
<Nyrie>: !status
<applesbot^>: Waiting on judge <GabrieleHayes> to make a selection.
<mcd>: !cards
<Nyrie>: !status
<applesbot^>: Waiting on judge <GabrieleHayes> to make a selection.
<Packy>: !cards
<mcd>: welp, better make a selection
<Nyrie>: !points
<applesbot^>: Point Tally:
<GabrieleHayes>: Uh
<applesbot^>: <Tailmon> Points: 4 Adjectives: Idiotic, Silent, Conceited, Sickening
<applesbot^>: <Mariofan169> Points: 2 Adjectives: Responsible, Comical
<applesbot^>: <mcd> Points: 1 Adjectives: High & Mighty
<applesbot^>: <SonicMario> Points: 3 Adjectives: Smart, Cosmic, Fashionable
<applesbot^>: <Packy> Points: 2 Adjectives: Normal, Energetic
<applesbot^>: <GabrieleHayes> Points: 1 Adjectives: Exciting
<applesbot^>: <Peachinator> Points: 0 Adjectives: None
<applesbot^>: <Nyrie> Points: 1 Adjectives: Beloved
<GabrieleHayes>: It's lost
<Nyrie>: !points
<applesbot^>: Point Tally:
<applesbot^>: <Tailmon> Points: 4 Adjectives: Idiotic, Silent, Conceited, Sickening
<applesbot^>: <Mariofan169> Points: 2 Adjectives: Responsible, Comical
<applesbot^>: <mcd> Points: 1 Adjectives: High & Mighty
<applesbot^>: <SonicMario> Points: 3 Adjectives: Smart, Cosmic, Fashionable
<mcd>: just !judge 0
<GabrieleHayes>: IDK WHAT TO PICK
<GabrieleHayes>: !judge 0
<mcd>: it's ranodm
<applesbot^>: Current Words in Hand: 1. ZZ Top 2. Jirachi 3. Toko Fukawa 4. Activision 5. Yatzee 6. Odie 7. Mario Party 10
<mcd>: oh gret
<mcd>: !status
<applesbot^>: 0 cards have been played. Waiting on: 1. <Tailmon> 2. <Mariofan169> 3. <mcd> 4. <SonicMario> 5. <Packy> 6. <GabrieleHayes> 7. <Nyrie>
<Tailmon>: WHAT'S THE ADJECTIVE
<Nyrie>: what
<Nyrie>: WHAT
<Mariofan169>: !cards
<Tailmon>: WHAT THE FUCK NYRIE
<mcd>: THIS IS NEW
<GabrieleHayes>: !play 7
<applesbot^>: Mario Party 10 successfully played
<applesbot^>: <GabrieleHayes> has played a card!
<Tailmon>: WHO THE FUCK EVEN WON
<Packy>: NYRIE WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE
<mcd>: !play 5
<applesbot^>: <mcd> has played a card!
<Tailmon>: !points
<applesbot^>: Point Tally:
<applesbot^>: <Tailmon> Points: 4 Adjectives: Idiotic, Silent, Conceited, Sickening
<applesbot^>: <Mariofan169> Points: 3 Adjectives: Responsible, Comical, Funny
<applesbot^>: <mcd> Points: 1 Adjectives: High & Mighty
<applesbot^>: <SonicMario> Points: 3 Adjectives: Smart, Cosmic, Fashionable
<Nyrie>: I DID IT I WON