01:50 Anton{Politoed} so the one new worker at work remains completely unaware I'm actually for real gay
01:50 Anton{Politoed} all throughout the day he thought it would be funny to like
01:50 Anton{Politoed} whenever someone would say something to me and I didn't hear because I was busy doing something else
01:50 Anton{Politoed} I'd ask for them to repeat, but he'd interrupt and say things like "HE SAID HE WANTED TO *^~censored for the children~^*"
01:50 Anton{Politoed} or give me a *^~censored for the children~^* or whatever
01:51 Anton{Politoed} and I'd be like "cool but can you wait until we're on break"
01:51 Anton{Politoed} and he'd get so confused
01:51 Anton{Politoed} eventually he like came right up to me and got all srsface and said something like
01:51 Anton{Politoed} "you realize what's being said right"
01:51 Anton{Politoed} me: "yeah totally"
01:52 Anton{Politoed} "you'd let him *^~censored for the children~^*?"
01:52 Anton{Politoed} me: "yeah and I'll be sure to reciprocate"
01:52 Anton{Politoed} and I think his mind broke
01:52 Anton{Politoed} perhaps because he doesn't understand anything other than rampant heterosexuality
01:52 Anton{Politoed} or "reciprocate" was too hard of a word
01:54 Anton{Politoed} he also said things to me too
01:54 Anton{Politoed} like he'd come back from a smoke break and I'd see him come in and say hi
01:54 Anton{Politoed} and he'd be like "heya girl~"
01:54 Anton{Politoed} but then quickly apologize for calling me feminine
01:55 Anton{Politoed} or just try to jokingly be gay at me and create some joking scenario where we're gay together
01:55 Anton{Politoed} idk straight people are fucking weird
01:55 Anton{Politoed} but I continued with just deadpanning a response back at him that was like "hey hun" and do some stereotypical gay pose
01:56 Anton{Politoed} and he'd get so confused each time
01:56 Anton{Politoed} I think it aided his confusion that everyone else at work today except him knew I'm gay
01:56 Anton{Politoed} so they'd all join in on my end of the joke response
01:56 Anton{Politoed} you guys should just come to work with me
01:57 Anton{Politoed} oh oh there was also a thing near the end of the shift where someone put on some music to finish up closing to
01:58 Anton{Politoed} and asked something like "anyone have a preference for some upbeat work music" or some shit I can't remember the wording
01:58 Anton{Politoed} and I made a silly but serious response being Lady Gaga's 'Born This Way' album
01:58 Anton{Politoed} and that one dude was like "ahaha but that's gay!"
01:58 Anton{Politoed} like yeah bro that's the point
02:00 tb im imagining this guy just standing there for a couple seconds staring at you trying to figure it out every time you say he had to pause
02:01 Anton{Politoed} I think he was expecting like "NAH BROOOOOOO NO HOMO 420 BLAZE IT" as a response or something
02:03 Anton{Politoed} he didn't do any of this today, but the other day he kept trying to get me to join some conversation on shitty girlfriends
02:04 Anton{Politoed} with deep existential questions like "ya know maaan like fuck why do all women gotta suck man ya know what i mean?"
02:04 Anton{Politoed} someone else would reply with "nah man not my girl!!" or something
02:05 Anton{Politoed} so this dude would turn to me for backup, "James! James knows what I mean!!"
02:05 Anton{Politoed} me: "no I actually don't"
02:05 Anton{Politoed} I wish I could read minds just so I know what's going on in his head
02:06 tb "gay jokes > positive response????"
02:06 tb "doesnt know what i mean????"
02:07 Anton{Politoed} it's getting worse because the more he works here the more he's getting comfortable with us to join in on in-jokes and shit like that
02:07 Anton{Politoed} and general silliness
02:07 Anton{Politoed} because pretty much the entirety of his jokes are gay jokes
02:07 Anton{Politoed} or casual racism
02:07 Anton{Politoed} or "man i wish i could kill my baby-momma"
02:08 Anton{Politoed} in addition to how he's taken quite a liking to me
02:08 Anton{Politoed} and he's always complimenting me and saying I'm the best manager he's ever had
02:08 Anton{Politoed} probably because I give him extra smoke breaks just to get him away from me
02:09 Anton{Politoed} I'm wondering what his reaction will be once the realization hits him
02:09 Anton{Politoed} as well as if he's capable of coming to the subsequent realization that if he's a flippant fucker about it that I can fire him immediately
02:11 Anton{Politoed} it's as if
02:11 Anton{Politoed} the more new hires that come in
02:11 Anton{Politoed} the stupider and more ignorant they get
02:12 Anton{Politoed} I hope we don't get another neo-nazi because I really enjoy not literally having to fear for my life
02:12 Anton{Politoed} but shit where else is there to go from this dude
02:13 Anton{Politoed} I'm kinda hoping that he's one of the people who upon learning of someone's homosexuality they react with like
02:13 Anton{Politoed} "eyyy man stay away from me! I'm not into that shit!" as if they're something desirable
02:13 Anton{Politoed} dude's got a lazy eye and crack mouth
02:13 tb lol