The what if game

Then we would lay eggs.

What if Crystalking and Dimentio didn't exist?
 
I'd make a charity.

What if this smiley never existed :?:
 
then I wouldn't have the guilt of not playing it.

What if :D met :twisted: ?
 
then something would happen

What if I had my own e-mail adress?
 
Then I'd be happy

What if I liked wafflles?
 
Then I'd be happy

What if I liked wafflles?
 
Then you would not like pancakes.
What if pancakes were waffles?