Improv Conversations

[PokemonMaster]

You, go eat some apples now!!

 

[QuizmoManiac]

Please leave, the letter was b.

 

[YamiHoshi]

I'll continue then.

Be ontopic, because it's getting annoying.

 

[QuizmoManiac]

Can anyone give me money for the bus to Detroit?

 

[YamiHoshi]

Destroyed it, sorry.

 

[QuizmoManiac]

Excuse me, but why would you do such a thing?!?

 

[Yoshiwaker]

Failish people said so, that's why.

 

[Kyoko Sakura]

God, why were people breaking the rules?

 

[YamiHoshi]

Huh, it's because they wanted to, isn't it?

 

[QuizmoManiac]

I don't care why they do it, it's annoying.

 

[Kyoko Sakura]

Just saying it's a little frustrating.

 

[Garth Marenghi]

Koi Carp annoy me but you don't see me blubberin' on like that.

 

[YamiHoshi]

Let's annoy MrConcreteDonkey at request.

 

[Kyoko Sakura]

MrConcreteDonkey deserves to be annoyed.

 

[Ruiji01]

No, he will beat you!

 

[Garth Marenghi]

Oh, if you try any of that on me, you will pay.

 

[Ruiji01]

punch him on the face!

 

[Kyoko Sakura]

Quiet, you.

 

[New Super Mario]

Really, quiet you? So that's all you can say? Today, we got do something better!

 

[QuizmoManiac]

Unbeknowst to MCD, QuizmoManiac was sneeking up behind him with a sledgehammer.

 

[YamiHoshi]

Variable things to do today: Work, work, and work.

 

[QuizmoManiac]

X-citing.

 

[YamiHoshi]

Yamilla, that's my name!

 

[New Super Mario]

Zebra! All of us think you should change you name to Zebra!

 

[Yoshiwaker]

But since I don't, you are lying.