Improv Conversations

I'll continue then.

Be ontopic, because it's getting annoying.
 
Can anyone give me money for the bus to Detroit?
 
Destroyed it, sorry.
 
Excuse me, but why would you do such a thing?!?
 
Huh, it's because they wanted to, isn't it?
 
Koi Carp annoy me but you don't see me blubberin' on like that.
 
Let's annoy MrConcreteDonkey at request.