Stupid questions, stupid answers.

You think you are Crystal King, but pepl thhhhe you into a asylum.

Why is ______ this bank?
 
It's not a bank. >_>

Why does the street cross the cactus?
 
To spite all the scientists who said that Saturn would float if there was a big enough ocean.

What does (°< mean? I'm serious, I want to know.
 
You are.

What if the Mii Channel didn't exist?
 
Because I was tricked into thinking it was the "what if" game.

Why does Oklahoma be superior to your mom?