Stupid questions, stupid answers.

because WII love them

why SMG is a must-have?
 
Cause it equals awesomeosity.

Why do Maledict's Wii puns suck?
 
Because they're unoriginal and silly.

Why is SPM so pwnsome?
 
Cause you can play as Paper Bowser.

Why is Galaxy better than Sunshine?
 
Because Goombas can't take the sun.

Why are Goombas better than Dodongos?
 
Because I don't know what the latter are.

Why does :posh: phail?
 
Because it is the subject of an overused joke.

Why does this topic be so popular?
 
Because your grammar does be wrong.

Why does this grammar be wrong?
 
Because of the number 13. :shifty:

Why does Paperstriker not know what a Dodongo is??
 
I don't know...

Why did SG27 use two question marks? This is plump. (BTW two or more exclamation marks are plump and aggressive) :P
 
One person is out to kill ? marks, so he needs an extra one.

Why do I sometimes say "BALBLAHBLAH"?