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  1. Koopa con Carne

    I don't think you need to excuse yourself. You handle grief any way you can. Anyone telling you...

    I don't think you need to excuse yourself. You handle grief any way you can. Anyone telling you that you have no right to unload or even find a little bit of joy after a family member passes away is a sanctimonious asshat, especially since many people probably don't wish for their relatives to...
  2. Koopa con Carne

    You're tasked with making World -1 an actual part of Mario's, uuh, lore. What role would you give it?

    An NPC in Super Paper Mario already suggests that "World -1" is a nickname for the underworld in Mario's universe, and while I find that idea intriguing, chances are high the dialog writers/localizers were merely jesting around with that line. Weeellll, now it's your chance to describe the...
  3. Koopa con Carne

    My condolences as well. May your grandfather forever live on in your thoughts, memories, and dreams.

    My condolences as well. May your grandfather forever live on in your thoughts, memories, and dreams.
  4. Koopa con Carne

    taking strolls along the seafront of a bustling mediterranean town at night is the best thing

    taking strolls along the seafront of a bustling mediterranean town at night is the best thing
  5. Koopa con Carne

    i own up to the godwin's law thing. i genuinely was dumb and acted on impulse. but with this...

    i own up to the godwin's law thing. i genuinely was dumb and acted on impulse. but with this comment, you're the first in this thread to resort to an ad hominem, sorry. telling someone their outlook is irrational isn't an attack to their person, it's an attack to their claim. i didn't say...
  6. Koopa con Carne

    my "perturbed and unnerved feeling" came because it was an inappropriate question to ask for the...

    my "perturbed and unnerved feeling" came because it was an inappropriate question to ask for the purposes of this topic. look at it this way: i say "man, it's so funny when goombas kill Mario" and you follow up with the question of "well, have you ever been in the position of someone affected by...
  7. Koopa con Carne

    the obvious difference being that this is an actual talk page, made for people to discuss...

    the obvious difference being that this is an actual talk page, made for people to discuss matters no matter how ridiculous their arguments may be, whilst what trolls perceive to be their museum and are happy to contribute to is BJAODN, a space explicitly created to host bad examples of writing...
  8. Koopa con Carne

    holy shifting-goalposts batman. someone complaining that "game is woke, stop censoring us good...

    holy shifting-goalposts batman. someone complaining that "game is woke, stop censoring us good little christians" is still magnitudes less bad than a threat to someone's existence. if someone said something like that on the wiki, it *should* be removed and the author blocked on that basis alone...
  9. Koopa con Carne

    i've encountered plenty of jokes at the expense of (to give an example of something inherent to...

    i've encountered plenty of jokes at the expense of (to give an example of something inherent to me) my nationality, some more offensive and unwarranted than others (we beg, we steal, we're retrograde etc.) but i learned that they're ultimately harmless and i take them in stride. they're not...
  10. Koopa con Carne

    you warned on vivian's talk page that transphobic messages will be removed on sight. i don't...

    you warned on vivian's talk page that transphobic messages will be removed on sight. i don't disagree and i understand people who find offense in wanton intolerance, but i think a healthier attitude to have towards the comments in this particular case is ridicule, followed by ignorance. having a...
  11. Koopa con Carne

    post any random Mario thought on your mind

    First thing I think of when I see anything WarioWare-related is the Boiler City theme from Antonblast. (youtube.com) It would fit so well in that series.
  12. Koopa con Carne

    MarioWiki Poll Discussion

    Ooh, difficult choice between Odyssey and Galaxy (2). I'll go with Odyssey.
  13. Koopa con Carne

    i wish you good fortune in your endeavors Super Mario 64 only for the Nintendo 64 system

    i wish you good fortune in your endeavors Super Mario 64 only for the Nintendo 64 system
  14. Koopa con Carne

    post any random Mario thought on your mind

    Do you think Wario thinks "he's-a always number 1" at Mario Kart because he leaves a strong trail of garlic and body odor past him as he drives, canonically causing opponents to faint and crash which helps him get first place?
  15. Koopa con Carne

    Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door (Nintendo Switch)

    they're a small enough minority (strictly among Mario fans) that their existence barely bothers anyone, but if they stopped complaining i'd just be deprived of a bit of online entertainment
  16. Koopa con Carne

    Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door (Nintendo Switch)

    average like-to-dislike ratio on a yt video about transgender characters i await some other nintendo channel making a video called "Kens-woke Tanabe has made Paper Mario POLITICAL???"
  17. Koopa con Carne

    am i supposed to like or dislike Mr. Frog??

    am i supposed to like or dislike Mr. Frog??
  18. Koopa con Carne

    yeah that one. i think i saw it on the mario wiki twitter or something? either way i now recall...

    yeah that one. i think i saw it on the mario wiki twitter or something? either way i now recall you were pretty annoyed by what happened so i apologize if i reawakened bad feelings
  19. Koopa con Carne

    first DYKG disseminates your stuff, now Vinesauce. if it wasn't obvious enough until now, you...

    first DYKG disseminates your stuff, now Vinesauce. if it wasn't obvious enough until now, you were bestowed influence far above any mortal.
  20. Koopa con Carne

    The worst power-up ever

    i didn't say the Poison Mushroom is a power-up, i just called it an item.
  21. Koopa con Carne

    post any random Mario thought on your mind

    I'm just going by what the wiki says. See this page: Spectacles (Washington, D.C.) Bowser does some other vile crap in that game
  22. Koopa con Carne

    post any random Mario thought on your mind

    Ok, so we all know Mario's Time Machine sucks as a whole, but as far as its characters in it go, I can't really tell who sucks more in that game: -Bowser for stealing Abraham Lincoln's spectacles, preventing him from issuing his emancipation proclamation, OR -Abe Lincoln himself who basically...
  23. Koopa con Carne

    it's amazing how they could never figure out how to incorporate these guys in a mario platformer...

    it's amazing how they could never figure out how to incorporate these guys in a mario platformer after smb2. i understand they can't become generic mooks like in yoshi games and captain toad treasure tracker because they can't just replace goombas, but they're a strong enough part of the mario...
  24. Koopa con Carne

    Which Powerups would you like to see return?

    We have Ice Mario at home
  25. Koopa con Carne

    Which Powerups would you like to see return?

    >Hammer Suit mentioned >Red Star mentioned think thread's about done now. mayyyyybe put something like King Dragon Wario in a game? idk i can't think of any other fan-favorite old power-ups if the thread isn't limited to just power-ups that haven't appeared in 15+ years, then i'd like to see...
  26. Koopa con Carne

    The worst power-up ever

    It disappears when you touch it, like a Super Mushroom or Fire Flower, suggesting you "collect" it, which is what I believe leads people to consider it an item beyond the fact that it's a bizarro mushroom.
  27. Koopa con Carne

    The worst power-up ever

    it's one thing to have an item whose explicit intended purpose is to power you down, like the poison mushroom. it's another to have a "power-up" that encumbers your general movement in favour of a minimal boost to a certain ability (Spring Mushroom and Frog Suit)
  28. Koopa con Carne

    post any random Mario thought on your mind

    i don't think all the brick blocks on mario's path are toads. when people in fairy tales are cursed to become frogs, they don't turn into *all* frogs that exist on earth. i imagine it's the same with toads and bricks. whether the curse reverses in toads' case when breaking the bricks they were...
  29. Koopa con Carne

    well, you see, everyone hates Camden, New Jersey. i do too and i had never heard of it until you...

    well, you see, everyone hates Camden, New Jersey. i do too and i had never heard of it until you mentioned it. nothing against its people, they're probably cool folk.
  30. Koopa con Carne

    Unpopular opinions about the Mario series

    i loved odyssey but i think your opinion is valid, interesting and very well articulated, Agent Muffin
  31. Koopa con Carne

    *movie made before 2010 has the word "gay" somewhere in it* conservatives: "this movie...

    *movie made before 2010 has the word "gay" somewhere in it* conservatives: "this movie predicted today's woke internet. we truly live in a society"
  32. Koopa con Carne

    [ATTACH] [SPOILER] [SPOILER]

  33. Koopa con Carne

    Worst Mario Kart Track EVER?

    Worst would be a majority of SNES tracks, with the Vanilla Lakes and Bowser Castles jostling on the throne. (Bowser Castle 3's MK8D rendition is an immense improvement though) The most boring for me is Rosalina's Ice World. never cared about it and Piranha Plant Pipeline should have had its...
  34. Koopa con Carne

    @Nate Jacobs spend some time on r/nintendo and you'll see.

    @Nate Jacobs spend some time on r/nintendo and you'll see.
  35. Koopa con Carne

    you may have been wronged and i understand the frustration, but in the end i'd say you're better...

    you may have been wronged and i understand the frustration, but in the end i'd say you're better off out of that group if they're such dicks
  36. Koopa con Carne

    What games would come recently, until Nintendo Switch era ends?

    A DK game, either a new one or (more likely) a port. If there were ever any plans to tie the theme park to a game release, which isn't a super out-there scenario, I'd imagine that game would still release in the spring-summer window even with the delay of the park's opening. The necessary papers...
  37. Koopa con Carne

    [ATTACH] source

    source
  38. Koopa con Carne

    Is Paper Mario: Sticker Star really a bad game?

    I didn't mind it. The boss design is head-scratchingly bad and there's a lot of tedious backtracking involved in 100% completion, but other than that, kinda fun, really. Had I paid for it full-price I probably would have felt like I wasted some money on it, because it's not *that* fun; luckily...
  39. Koopa con Carne

    post any random Mario thought on your mind

    screencapped this funny youtube bug some while ago
  40. Koopa con Carne

    nah, there has been at least one heated debate that only got locked many pages later. won't...

    nah, there has been at least one heated debate that only got locked many pages later. won't dredge it up. but it existed
  41. Koopa con Carne

    don't really know why it got locked. people, myself included, got off on the wrong foot, but it...

    don't really know why it got locked. people, myself included, got off on the wrong foot, but it seemed to me like the thread was headed towards a resolution, even if that resolution was "agree to disagree". there have been worse threads that took longer to get locked.
  42. Koopa con Carne

    I'm stupid.

    I'm stupid.
  43. Koopa con Carne

    i'm sorry? where did i ever invoke godwin's law?? this is a nasty accusation and i'm genuinely...

    i'm sorry? where did i ever invoke godwin's law?? this is a nasty accusation and i'm genuinely offended by your statement
  44. Koopa con Carne

    post any random Mario thought on your mind

    Why doesn't Mario simply go around haunted houses instead of through them? Is he stupid?
  45. Koopa con Carne

    that ain't very christian, mr. dr. welfare

    that ain't very christian, mr. dr. welfare
  46. Koopa con Carne

    Do you think the RPG remakes will change the series' again?

    tbh those debuted in the original Crash trilogy, not in spin-offs. it's like playing Mario tennis and asking "who is this paratroopa guy?"
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