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I am the great Wart, hahaha.

Update! The RPG Maker game now functions with some very generous help! All that's glitched, far as I can tell, is some text effects but for the most part, it's playable!

I'm going to perform copy and paste RPG Maker surgery, let's hope this works.

DKC characters give me cuteness aggression. Rareware's renders rock so hard.

I really like the NES Mario games stronger combination of fairytale and urban aesthetics. You got Alice in Wonderland shrooms, chestnut people, fungi people, the evil ox dragon king's army travel the skies with their pirate airships, impossibly long vines that reach to a land of clouds... which...

NSMB DS's pngs and low poly models and crunchy sound effects have weaseled their way into my heart. Finally played it for the first time, wow was it much more experimental than the 3DS sequel, probably because the public had more lofty expectations for it, given its place in the franchise, makes...

3D Land's a good-looking game, I like playing through the compact diorama-like levels, it's endearing. The clean graphic look's sleek, I enjoy when Mario games have just the right amount of abstractness, instead of whatever Odyssey did. It's a thin line to balance, when one of these things lean...

...And mine without seizures!

Will flashing images make my eyes realistically bleed?

Kyle was a teeny lad who wound up making SOMEONE dead, now we'll have to deal with some ghosty crap and hold our right keys in the near future. ARGh.

Playing a GBA game can feel like playing a high-quality old web game to me, I attribute that to the midi music mostly and the higher fidelity than the console's predecessor but not too high-fidelity graphics, also the fact both of those were used for actual fan web media of the 2000s EVERYWHERE...

The Game & Watch Gallery series is beautiful, they're like playable old cartoons to me. I love Nintendo's first party games on GB and GBC in general they're like aesthetic perfection to my brain, neuron activation, there's clear artifice to it all but it still feels alive to me, lots left to the...

Gave SMB3 another chance and now I wish Nintendo expanded on the style of inventory system in that game. Being able to use your items from the Toad Houses and the overworld encounters to unlock shortcuts makes item management an actual thing to consider, it contributes so much of the fun of...

Shovel Knight : Treasure Trove, great collection of great platformers. Would also be a good time to try the Deltarune Chapter 1 + 2 demo with 3+4 coming out in two months.

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Super Mario Bros 1 is my favorite game of the NES trilogy. It's simple, no world maps, just action, just the right length. The castle maze levels are bad, a few too many are too similar, but overall, it's fun if you don't hold down the run button all the time. It's the one I come back to the...

A little while back I was able to finish all two Robopon games, mediocre Pokemon clones, these games aren't underrated, they're rightfully ignored. Quick review. Robopon 1 on GBC is just... such a miserable tedious experience. Every battle feels like it takes a millennium, EVEN WITH...

Pokemon Let's Go is so uncanny, here, navigate this unaltered Gameboy level design in 3D with analog controls. This game is a creature made of the decaying bones of RGBY, adorned with new lab-grown flesh, which Gamefreak decided to inject with a needle of Pokemon Go, with nothing inside that...

I guess I became a DQ fan at the right time, lmao. I wonder how much the games are gonna be reworked, I think something more than a new shiny coat of paint and some new QOL is due. Then again... These games are SUPER rudimentary by today's standards, how much can you change without it making...

Undertale is 99 cents on Steam. Deltarune Tomorrow real.

Dragon Quest is like the Super Mario of JRPGs, playing through this series has been so illuminating, so many of the common design tropes make sense now. "Actually SMRPG is!" shhh. Criminally underdiscussed, I've been vibing with its emphasis on ludonarrative over the more traditional...

Back from being at the hospital for like... Multiple weeks.

old ass

...I'm curious, are you making a fangame?

Danganronpa is the Family Guy to Ace Attorney's Simpsons.

Going from the original Paper Mario trilogy to Sticker Star is kindaaaa-ish like going from Archie Sonic to IDW Sonic. Fascinating near ship of Theseus situations reined back by the force of BRAND. I've been captivated by remix culture, observing the evolutions of worlds, how quickly they can...

Sounds like a pretty awful ship, if Sonic ever left Netflix, I don't know what I'd do with my life... It'd all turn into a really blue blur, the days would go faster, faster, faster faster faster...At least I still have my UNRIPPED DVD SETS. I'm Flygon64 of Flygon64 town and I exclusively read...

Isabelle.

BD : "www, that's like Japanese "lol" or something." D : "Sure, fine, laugh at me... whatever bro." BD : "UH YOU MAD BRO?!" D : "Stop yelling at me... BD : "Inaccurate?" D : "Obnoxious." BD : "Wrong obnoxious quirk, wan wan--that's not a laugh! Ugh! D : "Even if it were the cat, I...

Continued Continued HE JUST KEEPS CONTINUING ON!!! Death : "Oh, god no... I fucking hate this guy!" "AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" "CASE RE-OPENED!!!" Monokuma : "That means nothing to me. Or anyone." "AHAHAHAHAHA!!! MY ACTIONS HAVE NO CONSEQUENCES!!!" Monokuma : "So, he admits it himself...

Monokuma : "That's another off the list, one more and I'm done!" Izuru : "..." Monokuma : "Don't you just love FINISHING things off, PERMANENTLY? ~" Monokuma : "The pleasure of throwing that burden off your shoulders somewhere faraway, where it'll never ever be found again?" Izuru : "...How...

Deer Waluigi Time, Stop staring at my headlights, I have serious business that needs to be dealt with and you're blocking the road. I'm carbon footprintmaxxing and you fantastical fauna of Gaia keep cramping my laissez faire cartoon villainy aesthetic, bro. Mr.Incompetens Negotiumidae, if...

I animorph into a fat cat capitalist caricature from an American political newspaper of yore. "Mwahahahaha! I'm the Hollywood executive, making the big bucks is my initiative." "It ain't intellectual property if it ain't in the hands of a crafty smarty." "So, I boughts some movie rights to do...

Ever want to, like, take two characters and throw'em into a kill or be killed battle royale? If you derive even a modicum of pleasure from roleplay, check out... Awards Hunger Game Sign-Up thread, yep. It's REALLY cool, this isn't sponsored or anything, j-j-just a shoutout.

Some idiot in the 80s writing a manual for SMB2 thought trans people were delusional so they went ahead and mocked us. Cue years and years of more transphobic jokes by fans due to this fact. I think some later official material did that too? Some sports game? Something like "Is Yoshi's...