Super Mario Boards

New Super Power Ninja Turbo Neo Ultra Hyper Mega Multi Alpha Meta Extra Uber Prefix Mario Bros U Deluxe.

That comes prepackaged with Mario Tennis: Ultra Balls.

Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series.

Uh. I'll pass.

Or perhaps a Peach amiibo without legs? (That was an actual thing, factory defect, it sold for a LOT of moolah.)

Wasn't there a two-cannoned Samus too?

Maybe, if there was, I haven't heard of it.

Oh, but one of my two Toad's has a head that's looking straight and not diagonally.

I... may or may not have dropped it down a flight of stairs.