Super Mario Boards

also a tape dispenser

And a couple of rubber bands masquerading as an entity.

And a living cactus!

And a cooked steak!

And a freaking turtule

And a pig which goes to the sauna to take a bath!

I mean, we've had sentient paper for so long I'm numb to everything else crazy in that game.

Ever since we've had that dating sim, I think anything is possible too.

imagine if in the next game youll battle a steak by seasoning it with salt and pepper, grilling it, adding lemon to it and then serving it to larry koopa.

wait a minute

Is that... actually what you do?

at least in cs