my friend misunderstood something i said to him and it led to me writing a brief scene of sentient chairs
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internet security companies x the number 4 really wasn't the ship i expected to see popping up lately
one of the employees at Ed's spilled a glass of water all over the floor. then maybe 30 seconds later i tipped over a bar chair. really hoping that was the last unfortunate event to befall them today
super mario odyssey is nine years old today. that doesn't make me feel old at all
spaces can very much make a difference in what you're trying to say. for example, "I'm agender" is very much the opposite of "I'm a gender"
one of my miis in tomodachi life just started dancing back and forth in perfect rhythm to i know what boys like by the waitresses
would the opposite of brainrot be brainripe?
petey piranha just hit me with the "drop a bob-omb directly on your head" strategy. i copyrighted that i'm suing for damages
the boards may have been broken but that didn't stop me from staying up until 2:00 am to work on a story
would y'all be interested in an event for awards next year where you compete with me 1v1 in mk8d and if you can beat me (or win in a leaderboard style competition type thing idk what to call it), you'll win a prize of monetary value from me?
the depictions of this form just keep getting better and better the more of them i get
every writer should be legally obligated to use the word "defenestrate" or some conjugation of it at some point in their writing career
writing at 5:30 in the morning while listening to a chill song hits different. never go out of your way to do it though
"why do i run into my nemesis so much more often than my best friend?"
maybe because you fell in love with your nemesis and married him, luigi. did you think of that?
i dreamed about befriending Petey Piranha and going to a restaurant with him for dinner. he was a pretty chill guy ngl
think i might have just experienced the worst hitboxes in any gd level ever made
guys i just found the best way to waste dozens and dozens of seconds
it's called throwing around the menu buttons in geometry dash
i'm the real shady, yes i'm the real shady, all you other slim shadies are just imitatin'